Monstrous alien slugs invade!

[Taro Toporific]

The real problem is finding some way to distinguish between the evil alien monster slugs and Japanese politicians.

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Giant alien slug invades Japan… again
...Japan is currently under threat by Limax Maximus: a giant slug with a distinctive leopard-print skin. This slug was first discovered in Japan back in 2006. However, the area in which it can be found is increasing at an alarming rate.
As Japanese netizens read the headline, almost unanimously, comments of “It’s Eleking!” echoed like the horrific memories of the nation’s previous encounters with alien slugs.
Japan’s first encounter with giant alien slugs occurred in 1967 when Eleking was sent by evil...
...Ultraman had defeated Eleking on that one occasion, it returned several times since then in many cases taking untold toll to life and property in cities such as Tokyo.
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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Are they sure it's not Gina "the Hutt" Rinehart?