KFC Japan buys Colonel Sanders...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Kentucky ain't the Deep South. Hell, it's hardly even the South since it committed the treasonous act of NOT seceding from the Union.

Sorry about that...I tend to get confused and think anything beneath the Great Lakes is the Deep South. My bad....

So you *are* Canadian after all

No, I'm a Kiwi!

[yanpa]

Kentucky ain't the Deep South. Hell, it's hardly even the South since it committed the treasonous act of NOT seceding from the Union.

Sorry about that...I tend to get confused and think anything beneath the Great Lakes is the Deep South. My bad....

So you *are* Canadian after all

No, I'm a Kiwi!

I thought Samurai Jerk was our resident Kiwi.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Kentucky ain't the Deep South. Hell, it's hardly even the South since it committed the treasonous act of NOT seceding from the Union.

Sorry about that...I tend to get confused and think anything beneath the Great Lakes is the Deep South. My bad....

So you *are* Canadian after all

No, I'm a Kiwi!

I thought Samurai Jerk was our resident Kiwi.

Isn't he Mexican?

[yanpa]

Kentucky ain't the Deep South. Hell, it's hardly even the South since it committed the treasonous act of NOT seceding from the Union.

Sorry about that...I tend to get confused and think anything beneath the Great Lakes is the Deep South. My bad....

So you *are* Canadian after all

No, I'm a Kiwi!

I thought Samurai Jerk was our resident Kiwi.

Isn't he Mexican?

There's a difference?!

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Kentucky ain't the Deep South. Hell, it's hardly even the South since it committed the treasonous act of NOT seceding from the Union.

Sorry about that...I tend to get confused and think anything beneath the Great Lakes is the Deep South. My bad....

So you *are* Canadian after all

No, I'm a Kiwi!

I thought Samurai Jerk was our resident Kiwi.

Isn't he Mexican?

There's a difference?!

I don't think too many Australian performers come from Mexico, but otherwise they're pretty much the same.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Kentucky ain't the Deep South. Hell, it's hardly even the South since it committed the treasonous act of NOT seceding from the Union.

Sorry about that...I tend to get confused and think anything beneath the Great Lakes is the Deep South. My bad....

So you *are* Canadian after all

No, I'm a Kiwi!

I thought Samurai Jerk was our resident Kiwi.

I'd be insulted but it could have been worse. At least you didn't call me an Australian.