Random Japanese Signs

[yanpa]

Nice to see Japan's construction industry being honest about its environmental friendliness.

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[Russell]

LOL.

My wife was employed by that company as a translator in the past. Pretty good salary, but it required her to go inside a tunnel being bored by an American company.

[Yokohammer]

My wife was employed by that company as a translator in the past. Pretty good salary, but it required her to go inside a tunnel being bored by an American company.

She found the American company boring?

(Sorry ... just being a double-entendre dipshit ... couldn't resist ... ).

[yanpa]

My wife was employed by that company as a translator in the past. Pretty good salary, but it required her to go inside a tunnel being bored by an American company.

She found the American company boring?

She found them boring a tunnel to tears.

[Yokohammer]

She found them boring a tunnel to tears.

I guess their conversation was pretty hollow then ...

[Russell]

LOL. Fornicate you guys.

BTW this Japanese company initially didn't want a woman go in this tunnel, because they believed that would enrage the mountain god, who happens to be female (all those jealous females, huh?), and you can't have that because it's the cause of accidents. But they couldn't find a guy with sufficient English ability, so they settled for my wife. Not very principled, but Asian are known to be pragmatic. Seems the Americans didn't care very much anyway.

Problem solved itself, because the mountain god facilitated the impregnation of my wife by me (who else?).

[Yokohammer]

Problem solved itself, because the mountain god facilitated the impregnation of my wife by me (who else?).

I'm sure we can come up with some more "boring" or "tunneling" jokes at this point, but we'd probably only end up digging ourselves into a hole.

[yanpa]

Problem solved itself, because the mountain god facilitated the impregnation of my wife by me (who else?).

I'm sure we can come up with some more "boring" or "tunneling" jokes at this point, but we'd probably only end up digging ourselves into a hole.

I can see the light at the end.

[Russell]

All you guys have too much of a tunnel vision, methinks.

[Taro Toporific]

http://mrstsk.tumblr.com/post/56362437570

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[Taro Toporific]

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/07/31:
Love Shot: Too much fun for one mouth

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[Coligny]

Ok, so we now got the script for human centipede 3...

[Ol Dirty Gaijin]

Snowball Sticks!

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

[Taro Toporific]

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An-an will tell you how to make a "smart face" just like this #bookstorefinds | pic.twitter.com/Z7lTYSewPC
--- Adamukun (@Adamukun)'s twitter August 1, 2013

[Ol Dirty Gaijin]

There was a twitter today on how to do your make-up to look like a halfuu....

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

There was a twitter today on how to do your make-up to look like a halfuu....

Obviously posted by some haafu-wit...

[Samurai_Jerk]

I'd be happy to put a little gaijin in any woman who wants to look like a haafu.

[Ol Dirty Gaijin]

Obviously posted by some haafu-wit...

If you meant me, you've overestimated by 100%. Didn't want to link to the tweet because it was a pretty good comment.

I'd be happy to put a little gaijin in any woman who wants to look like a haafu.

Sure about that, your little gaijin might need a beer or two first?

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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Obviously posted by some haafu-wit...

If you meant me, you've overestimated by 100%. Didn't want to link to the tweet because it was a pretty good comment.

I'd be happy to put a little gaijin in any woman who wants to look like a haafu.

Sure about that, your little gaijin might need a beer or two first?

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You should have mentioned it meant "haafu-Neanderthal"

[matsuki]

They went too far...she's not half ugly, that's full on fugly

[omae mona]

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[Mike Oxlong]

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Pass by those signs on a daily basis.

[Russell]

In Kobe there is a small mountain with the name Meko-san. As all Kansai-jin know, Meko is the Kansai-dialect for Manko.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Obviously posted by some haafu-wit...

If you meant me, you've overestimated by 100%. Didn't want to link to the tweet because it was a pretty good comment.

I'd be happy to put a little gaijin in any woman who wants to look like a haafu.

Sure about that, your little gaijin might need a beer or two first?

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You should have mentioned it meant "haafu-Neanderthal"

Is there another kind of half?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Obviously posted by some haafu-wit...

If you meant me, you've overestimated by 100%. Didn't want to link to the tweet because it was a pretty good comment.

I'd be happy to put a little gaijin in any woman who wants to look like a haafu.

Sure about that, your little gaijin might need a beer or two first?

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You should have mentioned it meant "haafu-Neanderthal"

Is there another kind of half?

Jacko's (refer to Love Thy Neighbor...)

[matsuki]

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Pass by those signs on a daily basis.

I didn't know you lived close by?

[Mike Oxlong]

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Pass by those signs on a daily basis.

I didn't know you lived close by?

Yeah, practically neighbors!

I had the original pic that I posted on FG years ago somewhere on an HDD I think...I see it pop up in various places these days.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

[Taro Toporific]

Sekuhara Kitty is a poster character for anti-sexual harassment campaigns on Japanese university campuses, like this one posted on a Todai bulletin board...

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Separated-at-birth?:
. . . . . . . . . . Sekuhara Kitty vs Pedobear

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