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Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby gaijinpunch » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:05 pm

I can't believe I'm making this post.

I need to receive a fucking FAX sent from America. Every conbini uses Kuroneko Fax... the awesome system where you can send a fax abroad, but cannot receive one. Kinko's has quit FAX service altogether b/c apparently they are an up-to-date business. Option 3?

EDIT: I'm not buying a fax machine, or blowing anyone that owns one.
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby Russell » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:22 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:Option 3?

Buy a FAX machine.

Option 4: ask a friend with a FAX machine to receive it, scan it, and send it to you.
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:27 pm

Why not ask the Merkins at point of origin to scan it and e-mail it?
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby legion » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:29 pm

I think you can send and receive faxes on a PC, if you have the right software.
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby yanpa » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:37 pm

The PC will need to be connected to the phone line with a modem...

Maybe some sort of online fax service would do the trick?
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby Coligny » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:40 pm

Sorry can't receive for you, fax ran outta ink last week...
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby yanpa » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:46 pm

Coligny wrote:Sorry can't receive for you, fax ran outta ink last week...

Would it help if I fax you a picture of the night sky?
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby gaijinpunch » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:47 pm

Russell wrote:
gaijinpunch wrote:Option 3?

Buy a FAX machine.

Option 4: ask a friend with a FAX machine to receive it, scan it, and send it to you.


Yeah, working on making some friends.
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby Coligny » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:49 pm

yanpa wrote:
Coligny wrote:Sorry can't receive for you, fax ran outta ink last week...

Would it help if I fax you a picture of the night sky?


Would still be better than your previous colonoscopy...
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby gaijinpunch » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:57 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Why not ask the Merkins at point of origin to scan it and e-mail it?


Asked many times. Apparently hotels in Honolulu are using tech from set of Lost.
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby yanpa » Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:16 pm

Coligny wrote:
yanpa wrote:
Coligny wrote:Sorry can't receive for you, fax ran outta ink last week...

Would it help if I fax you a picture of the night sky?


Would still be better than your previous colonoscopy...


Oh, did my secretary fax that by mistake?
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby Coligny » Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:38 pm

yanpa wrote:
Coligny wrote:
yanpa wrote:
Coligny wrote:Sorry can't receive for you, fax ran outta ink last week...

Would it help if I fax you a picture of the night sky?


Would still be better than your previous colonoscopy...


Oh, did my secretary fax that by mistake?



From the lipsticks mark, I though it was one of your cats...

(http://www.fark.com/comments/1205981)
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby yanpa » Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:07 pm

Coligny wrote:
yanpa wrote:
Coligny wrote:
yanpa wrote:
Coligny wrote:Sorry can't receive for you, fax ran outta ink last week...

Would it help if I fax you a picture of the night sky?


Would still be better than your previous colonoscopy...


Oh, did my secretary fax that by mistake?



From the lipsticks mark, I though it was one of your cats...

(http://www.fark.com/comments/1205981)


Oh, it was probably a side-effect of my attempt to prove to the wife that I never sit on the kitchen counter naked.
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby Coligny » Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:11 pm

Seriously... If you can use your fax with your ass you are tv prime time material...

The whole nekkid kitchen counter thing... Maybe not so much...
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby wagyl » Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:32 pm

Coligny wrote:Seriously... If you can use your fax with your ass you are tv prime time material...

The whole nekkid kitchen counter thing... Maybe not so much...

Someone hasn't watched much prime time TV lately.
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby Coligny » Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:32 am

guilty as charged... ('round 15 years...)
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby kagemusha » Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:18 am

If you still need help PM me.
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby gaijinpunch » Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:36 am

Disaster averted w/ the help of a business center. But seriously hotels... wtf.
For what it's worth, I'm hearing the Wifi only works in the lobby. So yeah, what do you expect?
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby matsuki » Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:31 am

LOL

If you ever need to receive one again, I use an online fax service for my company that just e-mails me what's received in PDF format. (It's $5 a month and worth not having to explain to those stuck in the dark ages why I don't own a fax)
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby gaijinpunch » Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:40 am

chokonen888 wrote:LOL

If you ever need to receive one again, I use an online fax service for my company that just e-mails me what's received in PDF format. (It's $5 a month and worth not having to explain to those stuck in the dark ages why I don't own a fax)


I expect it from Japanese, but (usually) proudly tell them I don't use outdated tech. This was the fake part of America though.
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby waruta » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:40 pm

I got a fax machine and a scanner. Will help you out if you still need it, PM me for details to discuss "compensation" :)
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Re: Help me receive ancient technology from magical kaigai

Postby matsuki » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:52 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:LOL

If you ever need to receive one again, I use an online fax service for my company that just e-mails me what's received in PDF format. (It's $5 a month and worth not having to explain to those stuck in the dark ages why I don't own a fax)


I expect it from Japanese, but (usually) proudly tell them I don't use outdated tech. This was the fake part of America though.


Yep yep but whatchugonnado??

I also pay $10 a month for a Tokyo forwarding number. Instant legitimacy on my meishi for Japaneeese even though neither is what they think :roll:
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