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NO FAT CHICKS!

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:29 am

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Japanese police bust BBW sex ring

Japanese police have arrested the alleged ringleader of a sex home-delivery service specialising in women weighing up to 150 kilograms (330 lbs), a spokesman said.

Keiko Saito, 41, and one of her employees are suspected of conspiring to run a prostitution business under the name "Makkusu Bodi" (Max Body), which boasted that it catered for men who like "explosive boobs and bums", police said.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:08 am

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Postby matsuki » Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:16 pm

Moral of the story....J-men just pretend to be gay and like skinny lemurs when they are really after some tanuuuuuki tail
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:14 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Moral of the story....J-men just pretend to be gay and like skinny lemurs when they are really after some tanuuuuuki tail


I know a few Japanese dudes who prefer women with some meat on them and most don't really like the super skinny chicks that women think are ideal.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:52 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:...most don't really like the super skinny chicks that women think are ideal.


Fuck, I do....Nothing like a figure resembling an ironing board to get me like iron (or, as close as possible at my age).

But, I think a lot of Japanese guys I know also prefer a bird with something to grip onto....except the young blokes (Gen Y and below, if that's possible). The young blokes I know like computer-generated girls with cat's ears, a 6-year-old's body, wearing eyeglasses, a sailor-suit high school girl uniform, thigh-high socks and 68-inch bust with a face covered in several blokes' semen. Except when they're being specific about their tastes in artificial women.
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Postby Russell » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:07 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:The young blokes I know like computer-generated girls with cat's ears, a 6-year-old's body, wearing eyeglasses, a sailor-suit high school girl uniform, thigh-high socks and 68-inch bust with a face covered in several blokes' semen. Except when they're being specific about their tastes in artificial women.

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:12 pm

Russell wrote:
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:The young blokes I know like computer-generated girls with cat's ears, a 6-year-old's body, wearing eyeglasses, a sailor-suit high school girl uniform, thigh-high socks and 68-inch bust with a face covered in several blokes' semen. Except when they're being specific about their tastes in artificial women.

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Was he an altar boy?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:17 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Russell wrote:
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:The young blokes I know like computer-generated girls with cat's ears, a 6-year-old's body, wearing eyeglasses, a sailor-suit high school girl uniform, thigh-high socks and 68-inch bust with a face covered in several blokes' semen. Except when they're being specific about their tastes in artificial women.

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Are you a priest?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:26 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Russell wrote:
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:The young blokes I know like computer-generated girls with cat's ears, a 6-year-old's body, wearing eyeglasses, a sailor-suit high school girl uniform, thigh-high socks and 68-inch bust with a face covered in several blokes' semen. Except when they're being specific about their tastes in artificial women.

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Are you a priest?


No, but I can only imagine that it must have taken something horrifically traumatic to have shaped the sexual (asexual?) preferences of today's young males...either that or Fuckushima, but I think the ill-effects of the nuking will take time to reveal itself, so it must have been something else that made them turn out that way. Ajinomoto, perhaps? Economic emasculation. Probably not the dentist's....
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Postby Coligny » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:13 pm

Hey fat chicks with glasses are also hot...
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Postby matsuki » Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:53 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:...most don't really like the super skinny chicks that women think are ideal.


Fuck, I do....Nothing like a figure resembling an ironing board to get me like iron (or, as close as possible at my age).

But, I think a lot of Japanese guys I know also prefer a bird with something to grip onto....except the young blokes (Gen Y and below, if that's possible). The young blokes I know like computer-generated girls with cat's ears, a 6-year-old's body, wearing eyeglasses, a sailor-suit high school girl uniform, thigh-high socks and 68-inch bust with a face covered in several blokes' semen. Except when they're being specific about their tastes in artificial women.


Actually, I agree...somewhere around the late twenties and on and they like lemurs that actually have tits and a decent ass. Most of the guys younger than that are either asexual or prefer the skinnyfat anorexic lemurs with the figure of...

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