Post your 'You Tube' videos of interest.

[Coligny]

Followup of the thrift store post from Chokonen:

[BigInJapan]

High-tech Japanese toilets are vulnerable to attack from their manufacturer's own Android app. As The Atlantic reports, a security advisory from researchers at Trustwave says all Inax Satis Bluetooth toilets have the same Bluetooth PIN ("0000") hardcoded, allowing anyone with the My Satis Android app to control any toilet within range.

What can you do with the app? Apart from activating the flush and checking in on the detailed defecation records stored by the commode, you can also activate the toilet's bidet and drying functions, summoning a jet of water or hot air from below. Trustwave has attempted to inform Inax of the flaw three times since its discovery in June, and is only now making the vulnerability public. We've reached out to Inax USA for comment on the revelation, and will update this article accordingly. [seen on the Verge]

[Russell]

On the positive side, it may allow the NSA to hack into the toilets of Al Qaeda members...

[Coligny]

High-tech Japanese toilets are vulnerable to attack from their manufacturer's own Android app. As The Atlantic reports, a security advisory from researchers at Trustwave says all Inax Satis Bluetooth toilets have the same Bluetooth PIN ("0000") hardcoded, allowing anyone with the My Satis Android app to control any toilet within range.

What can you do with the app? Apart from activating the flush and checking in on the detailed defecation records stored by the commode, you can also activate the toilet's bidet and drying functions, summoning a jet of water or hot air from below. Trustwave has attempted to inform Inax of the flaw three times since its discovery in June, and is only now making the vulnerability public. We've reached out to Inax USA for comment on the revelation, and will update this article accordingly. [seen on the Verge]

0000 is the default pairing number for countless bluetooth device lacking a screen.

But... you have to activate the pairing on the device itself by pushing the pairing button before linking it to your phone...

And with bluetooth range... it's barely good enough for bro/sis family warfare....

, allowing anyone with the My Satis Android app to control any toilet within range.

That's a really pretentious way of saying "flushing after taking a dump"....

[Taro Toporific]

Japanese toilet users vulnerable to Bluetooth bidet assaults

Possible to Hack a (Fancy, Japanese) Toilet
--These are the dangers of putting computers in objects that did not used to have computers.--
Aug. 2, 2013
...yesterday, we learned that toilets can be hacked.
The information security company Trustwave Holdings published an advisory regarding Satis-brand toilets. Satis are a top-of-the-line product of LAXIL [sic], one of Japan's largest commode companies, and they're advertised in the US with the tagline "SATIS defines toilet innovation."...
...According to Trustwave, every Satis toilet has the same hard-coded Bluetooth PIN, which means "any person using the 'My Satis' [Android] application can control any Satis toilet."
More poop...

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[Coligny]

See previous froggy post, your poopers are certainly still safer than over squathole in Bali...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Who needs cars when you can have lawnmowers?

[Yokohammer]

I'm pretty sure Coligny has a new idea for a movie car chase scene right about now.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I'm pretty sure Coligny has a new idea for a movie car chase scene right about now.

Now, your mention of Coligny has got my moral compass pointing in a strange(r than usual) direction...

[Coligny]

I'm pretty sure Coligny has a new idea for a movie car chase scene right about now.

This Lawnmower tuning trend haz to stop... before somebody gets hurtzed...

[Coligny]

I'm pretty sure Coligny has a new idea for a movie car chase scene right about now.

Now, you're mention of Coligny has got my moral compass pointing in a strange(r than usual) direction...

Next you will tell me than joining th3 USNA don't make you play topless gay ass beach volley in th3 hot sand...

Seriously... the lyrics are golden... (shower worthy)

[Russell]

This Lawnmower tuning trend haz to stop... before somebody gets hurtzed...

What?!?

No rear spoilers on your mower?

That could be dangerous!!!

[Coligny]

For lanmowers it's only when towing a caravan or a horsebox.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I'm pretty sure Coligny has a new idea for a movie car chase scene right about now.

Now, you're mention of Coligny has got my moral compass pointing in a strange(r than usual) direction...

Next you will tell me than joining th3 USNA don't make you play topless gay ass beach volley in th3 hot sand...

Seriously... the lyrics are golden... (shower worthy)

Ouch...my arse hurts just watching that...

[matsuki]

High-tech Japanese toilets are vulnerable to attack from their manufacturer's own Android app. As The Atlantic reports, a security advisory from researchers at Trustwave says all Inax Satis Bluetooth toilets have the same Bluetooth PIN ("0000") hardcoded, allowing anyone with the My Satis Android app to control any toilet within range.

What can you do with the app? Apart from activating the flush and checking in on the detailed defecation records stored by the commode, you can also activate the toilet's bidet and drying functions, summoning a jet of water or hot air from below. Trustwave has attempted to inform Inax of the flaw three times since its discovery in June, and is only now making the vulnerability public. We've reached out to Inax USA for comment on the revelation, and will update this article accordingly. [seen on the Verge]

0000 is the default pairing number for countless bluetooth device lacking a screen.

But... you have to activate the pairing on the device itself by pushing the pairing button before linking it to your phone...

And with bluetooth range... it's barely good enough for bro/sis family warfare....

, allowing anyone with the My Satis Android app to control any toilet within range.

That's a really pretentious way of saying "flushing after taking a dump"....

Guy with too much time on their hands and a basic understanding of how to push a button will have tons of fun when one of these is discovered in a public restroom. (in other words, pooping outside the home just got dangerous in Japan) [edit] horeee shit, 14.8megs just to control a toilet?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Anthem of the YBF Afflicted

[Coligny]

So you managed to find the version without the hot tat00ed chick...

viewtopic.php?f=43&t=18613&start=1530#p323766

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

So you managed to find the version without the hot tat00ed chick...

viewtopic.php?f=43&t=18613&start=1530#p323766

What? You mean the video that has been removed?

[Coligny]

Crap, didun't notice it wuz removed...

So it wuz same mi00sik but with an asian slut tat003d top to bottom getting undressed and masterbaiting in her bath. With a poodle vomitting in the shower and the Red October surfacing in the bidet while Sean Connery exited a missile tube in an Aston DBMW pursuited by Christopher Walken in a blimp that I was m00ning...

Dun't know what's in this chinese cold drugs me bitch gots me... But i can have fever dreams even without sleeping... Or fever...

[Mike Oxlong]

[taisaku]

[Coligny]

M88A2 only slightly Better than a hand winch with a busted rope...

[Samurai_Jerk]

[Coligny]

Wow... Niki Minaj (around 2:00) andd Kreashawn... So those two might have some sense of humor ?

(Need the lyrics thought... Sumtaimes a little too mangled for durty fureignerz earzz)

[Russell]

[Coligny]

It's really not nice to pick on retard... But she might just have the good IQ for Miss Iowa...

[wagyl]

She also has the good grace to withdraw her candidacy. The One Nation party is not known for its reasonableness and I would believe it when they say that they did not force her to withdraw: I think they would possibly see nothing too far out of the ordinary in what she had said. Democracy: where fringe extremist are free to waste their money campaigning.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

[Coligny]

Old cold war tradition to scare you shitless into buying your products... because... COMMUNISM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leading to a universal hateress of clowns...

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[Coligny]

The Spice Girls are back....

(Just to confuse Russel... Sorry)