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[Taro Toporific]

Reply to: xxs9r-3981313314@job.craigslist.org
Posted: 2013-08-05, 2:32PM JST http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/edu/3981313314.html

English Teacher wanted Full, Semi Full time (Tokyo, Chiba area)
Successful English school with locations in the Tokyo and Chiba areas.

We are seeking Qualified Teachers with a minimum of 1 year experience. Tourist visa is o.k. as long as your not a trouble maker and preferably white with blue eyes. We do prefer a Spouse or working holiday Visa. (No backpackers or euro trash)

We offer M-Friday shifts from 1-9 P.m. The pay is structured as follows:

White Blonde Hair Blue or green eyes for 5,000 yen per hour (per average students request)

Americans, Australians, Canadians preferred. But if from England (Please have straight teeth and not to poofy gay fashion, we prefer conservative well scrubbed and bubbly smiling types) No cockney accents will be considered.

Middle east Asians based on ability and pronunciation will be offered from 900 yen to 1400 yen per hour. Phillipinos preferred as accent is better. no smash or pug nose types please. Or ones that yap too much in loud voices. Sorry we don't accept Koreans or Chinese no matter how good your accent might be. Too many Japanese would refuse to study with you! (Remember this is a business and the students feelings and desires are a priority.

Black, Hispanics would be considered if light skin not too tall or in the Hispanic case too short.
No ibonic types or Julio ceasar chavez types will be considered. no gang bangers. car jackers or murderers please. For the above we would ask to view your prior criminal record. we will pay 900-1500 yen. Also, please, please smell nice daily showers preferred for this job.

Please attach your resume, cover letter, pictures and why you would Like to work with AFJ international.

We currently can offer 3-4 days a week and up to 8 hours a day. We look forward to working with you!

We encourage teachers who like to smile and are genuinely happy and have a clown like eagerness to teach our shy Japanese students. Magic tricks, and High fives make the students motivated. Why not become a member of our team. We Love our jobs, Smile!!

Regards,
Jeff Sherman
AFJ international
Location: Tokyo, Chiba area
Compensation: 5000 yen and in other cases 900-1500 yen
This is at a non-profit organization.
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Posting ID: 3981313314 Posted: 2013-08-05, 2:32PM JST

[Samurai_Jerk]

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[Taro Toporific]

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BEST. TROLL. EVER.

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[Coligny]

Also, please, please smell nice daily showers preferred for this job.

Something tells me they won't expand their operations to french teaching anytime soon...

Well unless excessive use of perfume count as "nice smell"

Speaking of witch the vet told me she's gunna confiscate my cats if any of them even remotely smell something from Christian Dior one more time...

But... I like Dune and it help me punch the good one in the dark when they misbehave... (The boy gets "Dune pour homme" btw...)

[matsuki]

No cockney accents will be considered.

[Russell]

So, Obama would be acceptable.

But only just...