Kim Jong-un & The Worm

[Samurai_Jerk]

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Kim Jong-un parties with Dennis Rodman, The Harlem Globetrotters, and Vice.

[Coligny]

So it was not a Photoshop !?
(there's a girl in the back who deserve a caption contest...)

[Wage Slave]

Is she a sort of disguised bodyguard? The guy far right and the one second left certainly look like the real thing and their attention is not on the game. Always felt jealous of that Ghadaffi with his crack female bodyguards.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

More than a decade ago, Kim Jong Il's (Japanese) sushi chef wrote about how Kim Jong Un liked basketball, so this is not such a surprising scene. What is surprising is why those books have never been translated into English...they are fucking hilarious.

[Christoff]

I was really hoping Rodman would get off the airplane in a wedding dress.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I was really hoping Rodman would get off the airplane in a wedding dress.

I was hoping Kim Jong Un would...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Will The Worm be able to save us or are we headed for all-out war?

[Yokohammer]

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[yanpa]

[Coligny]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a8_1362925707

America explained to north koreanz...

tl/dv: they drink coffee made of snow and eat all the birds...
sad to think that if i wuz north korean i'd envy them for still having birds to eat...

[Taro Toporific]

Dennis Rodman Reveals Secret About Kim Jong Un’s Family After Visit to North Korea
NESN | Mar 21, 2013
...Now, really, who didn’t see this coming? Just weeks after Dennis Rodman flew to North Korea for a self-proclaimed peace mission with leader Kim Jong Un, Rodman has done what most people expected he would do at some point in the process. The former NBA star has apparently started spilling state secrets. The Kim family has been notoriously secretive throughout the years. Everything from details about the workings of the nation’s government to how many children ...
...The Kim family may put a lot of effort into suppressing information and selling the party line to its nation and the world, but none of that is going to matter if they start inviting the likes of Rodman over for a visit. The guy apparently can’t keep a secret.
While Kim Jong Un and his wife, Ri Sol-ju, have been rumored to have two children, the regime has never confirmed the information. Rodman, however, now has. “She kept talking about their beautiful baby daughter,” Rodman said of meeting Ri Sol-ju...
.. What’s ironic is that Rodman seems to know he couldn’t just talk about everything he saw. “I won’t tell you if the toilets were made of gold or anything like that, as I promised Kim I wouldn’t talk about that stuff,” he said. “There is a lot of stuff I can’t talk to you about.” Good job avoiding telling us about the gold toilets, Rodman...

[Russell]

[Mike Oxlong]

Dennis Rodman Headed Back To North Korea

In an interview with the Huffington Post, Dennis Rodman hinted that he may soon return to North Korea in order to push for the release of American missionary Kenneth Bae.

Bae was imprisoned in May for "crimes aimed to topple the Democratic People's Republic of Korea". At the time, Rodman called on Twitter for North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un to "do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose".

His Twitter diplomacy having failed, and apparently over his reticence on talking about North Korea, Rodman hinted to the Huffington Post's Marc Lamont Hill that he may soon return to the country and personally lobby for Bae's release...

[legion]

That's pretty brave considering this is someone who has ex-girlfriends machine gunned

[Taro Toporific]

Fun title from Fark...

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Dennis Rodman is sick and tired of poverty, starvation, despair and overall gloom. Leaves Chicago for North Korea once more

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www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-23928103

[Taro Toporific]

That's pretty brave considering this is someone who has ex-girlfriends machine gunned

suntimes.com/.../dennis-rodmans-bizarre-pistachio-ad-spoofs-his-ties-to-north-korea

[Coligny]

That's pretty brave considering this is someone who has ex-girlfriends machine gunned

You mean Rodman had seks with Kim Jong Un ?

[Russell]

How Dennis Rodman can help the North Korean people
By Shin Dong-hyuk

Shin Dong-hyuk is a human rights activist and the only person born in a North Korean labor camp known to have escaped to the West.

Dear Mr. Rodman:

I have never met you, and until you visited North Korea in February I had never heard of you. Now, I know very well that you are a famous, retired American basketball player with many tattoos. I also understand that you are returning this week to North Korea to coach basketball and perhaps visit for the third time with the country’s dictator, Kim Jong Un, who has become your friend.

I want to tell you about myself. I was born in 1982 in Camp 14, a political prison in the mountains of North Korea. For more than 50 years, Kim Jong Un, his father and his grandfather have used prisons like Camp 14 to punish, starve and work to death people the regime decides are a threat. Prisoners are sent to places like Camp 14 without trial and in secret. A prisoner’s “crime” can be his relation by blood to someone the regime believes is a wrongdoer or wrong-thinker. My crime was to be born as the son of a man whose brother fled to South Korea in the 1950s.

You can see satellite pictures of Camp 14 and four other labor camps on your smartphone. At this very moment, people are starving in these camps. Others are being beaten, and someone soon will be publicly executed as a lesson to other prisoners to work hard and obey the rules. I grew up watching these executions, including the hanging of my mother.

On orders of the guards in Camp 14, inmates are forced to marry and create children to be raised by guards to be disposable slaves. Until I escaped in 2005, I was one of those slaves. My body is covered with scars from torture I endured in the camp.

Mr. Rodman, if you want to know more about me, I will send you a book about my life, “Escape From Camp 14.” Along with the stories of many other camp survivors, my story helped persuade the United Nations to create a commission of inquiry that is now investigating human rights atrocities in my country. I was “witness number one.” In the coming year, the commission’s findings may force the U.N. Security Council to decide whether or not to approve a trial in the International Criminal Court of the Kim family and other North Korean officials for crimes against humanity.

I happen to be about the same age as your friend Kim Jong Un. But if you ask him about me, he is likely to refer to me as “human scum.” That is how his state-controlled press refers to me and all other North Koreans who have risked death by fleeing the country. Your friend probably also will deny that Camp 14 exists, which is the official position of his government. If he does, you can show him pictures of it on your phone.

Mr. Rodman, I cannot presume to tell you to cancel your trip to North Korea. It is your right as an American to travel wherever you wish and to say whatever you want. It is your right to drink fancy wines and enjoy yourself in luxurious parties, as you reportedly did in your previous trips to Pyongyang. But as you have a fun time with the dictator, please try to think about what he and his family have done and continue to do. Just last week, Kim Jong Un ordered the execution of his uncle. Recent satellite pictures show that some of the North’s labor camps, including Camp 14, may be expanding. The U.N. Food Program says four out of five North Koreans are hungry. Severe malnutrition has stunted and cognitively impaired hundreds of thousands of children. Young North Korean women fleeing the country in search of food are often sold into human trafficking rings in China and elsewhere.

I am writing to you, Mr. Rodman, because, more than anything else, I want Kim Jong Un to hear the cries of his people. Maybe you could use your friendship and your time together to help him understand that he has the power to close the camps and rebuild the country’s economy so everyone can afford to eat.

No dictatorship lasts forever. Freedom will come to North Korea someday. When it does, my wish is that you will have, in some way, helped bring about change. I end this letter in the hope that you can use your friendship with the dictator to be a friend to the North Korean people.

Link

[Taro Toporific]

Dennis Rodman certainly looks like he's enjoying himself in North Korea
philly.com Dec. 21, 2013
Looking at the images arriving out of North Korea as Dennis Rodman helps select and train the country's basketball team, he looks like he is taking himself very seriously. Juxtaposed between two players in the foreground, casually puffing a cigar, he appears to be a cinematic trope; the gruff-voiced producer on the verge of finding his next big star...more...

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[Tsuru]

Yes, Dennis Rodman should get the nobel peace prize for being the guest of- and letting himself be used as a propaganda prop by one of the vilest, most evil dictatorships the world has ever seen. He lends the regime legitimacy in the eyes of the ignorant masses while they deserve nothing less than being drowned in drain cleaner.

You know what, give KJU the nobel peace prize while we're at it for all the good that does.

[Coligny]

Looking back at the previous recipientz...

Hum... Why not...

[Wage Slave]

Looking back at the previous recipientz...

Hum... Why not...

If a war criminal like Kissinger can have one - why not? Realpolitik is like the oft quoted Real World - It can be anything you say it is as long as you have the power to enforce it.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Yes, Dennis Rodman should get the nobel peace prize for being the guest of- and letting himself be used as a propaganda prop by one of the vilest, most evil dictatorships the world has ever seen. He lends the regime legitimacy in the eyes of the ignorant masses while they deserve nothing less than being drowned in drain cleaner.

You know what, give KJU the nobel peace prize while we're at it for all the good that does.

Not to imply any form of support for the vile North Korean regime, but if we're going to talk about ignorant masses, perhaps we should note that North Korea still has fewer foreigner kills than the U.S. under Obama, who's barely a patch on his predecessor. And Obama is a Nobel peace laureate.

[Coligny]

And don't forget they have much better traffic safety records than the US...
Take that Obomba !

[IparryU]

Now wouldn't it be funny if KJU started Kim care and the web site actually worked?

Sent from my SC-03E using Tapatalk 2

[legion]

Don't mess with him when he's had a few

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-koreas-kim-jongun-was-very-drunk-when-ordering-executions-9022878.html

[Russell]

Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in NK

Dennis Rodman checking himself into an alcohol rehabilitation center upon returning from a trip to North Korea was the first news all over the U.S. media, but at that time, he confirmed only to the fact that he is an addict and has never recovered from the habit.

But according to a report cited by Free North Korea Radio, he was practically forced out of the hermit kingdom for his full-blown drunk and disorderly behavior.

“Rodman was drunk the whole week of his stay. And the night before he left for the U.S., he was drunk unconscious, and vomited everywhere he turned. He even urinated and emptied the bowels in the hallway,” said the source.

Workers and managers of the Koryo Hotel who witnessed the scene and had to clean the mess were reportedly at a loss for words at such barbaric and uncivilized behavior.

North Korean authorities were told of the incident and tried to contain the story from spreading like a wild fire.

The obvious reason being shame: that taints the reputation of their Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un’s ability and discretion to screen people.

“The stench was just horrible and people are criticizing not only Rodman, but also Kim Jong-un saying that ‘No one in a right mind would be a friend with Rodman. An animal that he is,’” the source said.

Rodman was reportedly asked out of the country with a warning “Never will you be welcome here without the completion of your alcohol abuse treatment program,” the source said.

Link

[Taro Toporific]

Rodman drunk, vomited, defecated all over Koryo Hotel in NK

Dennis Rodman asks Trump for formal role as North Korea envoy
theguardian.com | 11 December 2017 13.11 GMT
Ban on US passport holders travelling to Pyongyang stops former basketball star from making sixth trip.
Dennis Rodman, the American basketball star turned freelance diplomat , has urged Donald Trump to sign him up as a peace envoy to North Korea after his latest foray into Kim Jong-un’s hermit kingdom was scuppered by a travel ban preventing US citizens from visiting.

During an interview in Beijing, from where Rodman had hoped to fly to Pyongyang for his sixth trip there, the former NBA star said US officials had discouraged him from doing so ...
M0aR...

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Gr-r-r-reat idea!!~ Why not have Dennis Rodman as America's North Korea envoy?
His Excellency, Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary*, The Worm† makes great sense since he has accomplished much more for relations than anything Dotard Donald has done with Best Korea.