The new Queen of the AKB48 Fisting Tournament

[Taro Toporific]

Today"s Yomiuri News reports that Miss Haruka Shimazaki, known as “Paruru,” won AKB48’s 3rd Janken/Rock-Paper-Scissors/Fisting Tournament held last night. This Janken/Fisting contest was held to choose a Lucky-Senbatsu member for AKB48’s upcoming 29th single. Now all I need to know is what the flying-fukyu* a Senbatsu is.

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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Ja, das ist gud. Icht bin ein triplefauster!

[Taro Toporific]

Ja, das ist gud. Icht bin ein triplefauster!

The AKB48 Triple Fisting champ for 2013 is...

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Jurina Matsui Wins Jankenpyon Tournament to Lead AKB48′s 34th Single!
Nihongogo | September 18, 2013
Tonight at the legendary Tokyo Nippon Budokan Jurina Matsui won her right to be the lead {singer in the} center for this years 34th Jankenpyon Single...more...

[Coligny]

Working hard...
To reach their dreams...

Please sumbody... Shoot me...

[Taro Toporific]

♫♩Get Down's, get Down's... ♬ (Youtube)

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♬ Get Down's On It... ♬♩♫ (Youtube)

[Coligny]

It's an old pict... LongNooseSlut (yellow shirt blueskirt/hot pant) that can be seen on the left... Wait... And on the right !? Retired some month ago...

WTF Taro, you 'Shopped that junk again ?