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Yazuka Tattoo's?

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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby matsuki » Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:08 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
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chokonen888 wrote:If being looked at as a tool doesn't convince you, how about destroying any chances you have at the hot young lemurs.


I wouldn't go that far. There's definitely a certain type that likes them.


Fake Yak tats? I know girls that like the real ones but...


I've seen some FG's sporting both yak tats and hot girls (hot messes that is).


I'm sure he gets all the ladies....

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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:23 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I will admit to liking KFC's twisters but their fried chicken makes me cry.

The Twisters were better when they had twice the chicken inside as they do now.
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby Coligny » Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:34 am

Taro Toporific wrote:
omae mona wrote:
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Taro Toporific wrote:"yakuza yazuka tattoo's" {sic}

FTFY

I can't believe I didn't notice that the entire time!


Same here. I was so focused on the " 's " error, never saw the spelling error. :razz:



It wuz a decoy...
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby matsuki » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:56 am

Doctor Stop wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:I will admit to liking KFC's twisters but their fried chicken makes me cry.

The Twisters were better when they had twice the chicken inside as they do now.


Just had to say the twisters are pretty damn good...
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:06 am

Doctor Stop wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:I will admit to liking KFC's twisters but their fried chicken makes me cry.

The Twisters were better when they had twice the chicken inside as they do now.


True but at least they lowered the price when they reduced the size. I asked them why they did it and they said because they were too big before and customers were complaining. Only in Japan would people complain about a fast food item being too big. Especially one that wasn't even that big.
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby matsuki » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:16 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Doctor Stop wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:I will admit to liking KFC's twisters but their fried chicken makes me cry.

The Twisters were better when they had twice the chicken inside as they do now.


True but at least they lowered the price when they reduced the size. I asked them why they did it and they said because they were too big before and customers were complaining. Only in Japan would people complain about a fast food item being too big. Especially one that wasn't even that big.


When acting as translator/guide in the US, nothing was more annoying than them bitching about the sizes of the drinks being sold. :roll: "Who drinks this much? Noone needs this much!" :roll:
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:20 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:True but at least they lowered the price when they reduced the size.

Yes this is true, they did. But the lowered the price by less than the price of a crispy.
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby Russell » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:11 pm

chokonen888 wrote:When acting as translator/guide in the US, nothing was more annoying than them bitching about the sizes of the drinks being sold. :roll: "Who drinks this much? Noone needs this much!" :roll:

One Merican's meal is usually sufficient to feed a whole Japanese family, so they have a point, methinks...
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:22 pm

Russell wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:When acting as translator/guide in the US, nothing was more annoying than them bitching about the sizes of the drinks being sold. :roll: "Who drinks this much? Noone needs this much!" :roll:

One Merican's meal is usually sufficient to feed a whole Japanese family, so they have a point, methinks...


No they don't. They could order a smaller size or not eat/drink the whole thing.
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby Russell » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:44 pm

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chokonen888 wrote:When acting as translator/guide in the US, nothing was more annoying than them bitching about the sizes of the drinks being sold. :roll: "Who drinks this much? Noone needs this much!" :roll:

One Merican's meal is usually sufficient to feed a whole Japanese family, so they have a point, methinks...


No they don't. They could order a smaller size or not eat/drink the whole thing.

Smaller sizes are not available in the US.

And imagine a Japanese throwing away uneaten food: not done!
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby matsuki » Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:09 am

Russell wrote:
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chokonen888 wrote:When acting as translator/guide in the US, nothing was more annoying than them bitching about the sizes of the drinks being sold. :roll: "Who drinks this much? Noone needs this much!" :roll:

One Merican's meal is usually sufficient to feed a whole Japanese family, so they have a point, methinks...


No they don't. They could order a smaller size or not eat/drink the whole thing.

Smaller sizes are not available in the US.

And imagine a Japanese throwing away uneaten food: not done!


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Seriously though, I usually order a reg meal + appetizer for two people at US famiry lestaulants. Most other places aren't so oversized unless you order it that way.

Drinks on the other hand...fast food places fill the cups with ice so just because the cup is 1L doesn't mean you're drinking 1L of soda. (speaking of which, have any of you ever ordered drinks without ice from chains here? :lol: ) Bottles from vending machines...there's a reason why they make a cap that screws back on....
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby Coligny » Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:19 am

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Drinks on the other hand...fast food places fill the cups with ice so just because the cup is 1L doesn't mean you're drinking 1L of soda. (speaking of which, have any of you ever ordered drinks without ice from chains here? :lol: ) Bottles from vending machines...there's a reason why they make a cap that screws back on....


orange juice from doutor... no ice, they give you an half empty glass with a straight face...'

Mc do... they fill it to the top and some more since the machine is not calibrated well for iceless servings.....
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:47 am

Coligny wrote:
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Drinks on the other hand...fast food places fill the cups with ice so just because the cup is 1L doesn't mean you're drinking 1L of soda. (speaking of which, have any of you ever ordered drinks without ice from chains here? :lol: ) Bottles from vending machines...there's a reason why they make a cap that screws back on....


orange juice from doutor... no ice, they give you an half empty glass with a straight face...'

Mc do... they fill it to the top and some more since the machine is not calibrated well for iceless servings.....


It's been a long time since I ordered a drink with no ice from McDs Nippon but when tried it back in the day my experience was similar to yours at Doutor.
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby Coligny » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:02 am

never happen in any of the McDonalds in my countryside. Make the orange juive McMorning take out a bit of an adventure to bring back without spilling...
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby matsuki » Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:23 pm

Coligny wrote:orange juice from doutor... no ice, they give you an half empty glass with a straight face...


Exactly...surprisingly, I don't see a Youtube video of that yet. Get to work Coligny!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:34 pm

Coligny wrote:never happen in any of the McDonalds in my countryside. Make the orange juive McMorning take out a bit of an adventure to bring back without spilling...


Orange juice with ice is an abomination by the way.
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby J.A.F.O » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:30 am

Russell wrote:And imagine a Japanese throwing away uneaten food: not done!


Yea they just wrap it up and refrigerate until moldy then they throw it away. God forbid you skip a step throw away the tofu and rice ahead of time. "mottainai" ... Good god woman! No one is gonna eats your damn Goya Champuru. The cat won't even touch it even after you smothered it in "sea chicken"
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby J.A.F.O » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:34 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Coligny wrote:never happen in any of the McDonalds in my countryside. Make the orange juive McMorning take out a bit of an adventure to bring back without spilling...


Orange juice with ice is an abomination by the way.

Agreed!

Frozen orange juice concentrate with tequila and crushed ice is freaking awesome!
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby Coligny » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:19 am

J.A.F.O wrote:
Yea they just wrap it up and refrigerate until moldy then they throw it away. God forbid you skip a step throw away the tofu and rice ahead of time. "mottainai" ... Good god woman! No one is gonna eats your damn Goya Champuru. The cat won't even touch it even after you smothered it in "sea chicken"


Awww shit... So it's not only me Julie... I though it was due to her grandmother tromabullshit 'during the war, there was nothing to eat'... (To which I tend to answer "then don't fucking start wars" )
Also one rule: never eat anything before the expiry date, because you can keep it longer...
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby J.A.F.O » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:06 am

Coligny wrote:
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Yea they just wrap it up and refrigerate until moldy then they throw it away. God forbid you skip a step throw away the tofu and rice ahead of time. "mottainai" ... Good god woman! No one is gonna eats your damn Goya Champuru. The cat won't even touch it even after you smothered it in "sea chicken"


Awww shit... So it's not only me Julie... I though it was due to her grandmother tromabullshit 'during the war, there was nothing to eat'... (To which I tend to answer "then don't fucking start wars" )
Also one rule: never eat anything before the expiry date, because you can keep it longer...


Yea, I seriously just throw crap away. My wife is at work when the trash goes out so... basically what she can't remember was in the fridge disappears magically. Every once in a while she asks where some weird vegetable her mom grew in her garden went.... I dunno?... cat must of ate it. (blatant lie based on previous post)
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby J.A.F.O » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:16 am

I like the don't start wars line, I'll borrow it just to piss off the in laws.
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Re: Yazuka Tattoo's?

Postby kurogane » Sun Sep 22, 2013 12:42 pm

I would like to suggest a more positive or constructive approach:

why not take the monies youz wuz gonna use on them there Yazuka Tatoo's and putz it to gooder usages likes gettin yerself some English lessons. That's way iffin' them's Yazuka does seen you, they won't seen them tattoos you doesn't has and you'll have an English ability that will enable you to apply for this splendid new job opportunity being offered by Taro Toporific???
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