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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of scaredy cats!

Postby matsuki » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:26 pm

Coligny wrote:
IparryU wrote:i want to know what this ... tool is...


Washing masheen
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Or Unimat ?
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What? No JAV uses featured on the box? :(
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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of scaredy cats!

Postby Coligny » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:27 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Especially when you can do it by hand. What he really meant to say was he's go nothing but time on his hands and is easily bored so he needs worthless hobbies.


Like speaking to a p00pyhead with a bad case of the... Day ending in 'Y'...

And seriously... Out of a list containing staring at clouds, insulting BMW drivers or competitive under blanket cat farting (aka dutch oven battles), you pick "fixing stuff" as worthless hobby...
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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of scaredy cats!

Postby Coligny » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:29 pm

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Yes and no. The plan was to move there friday....but my workload has literally tripled in the past 2 weeks so that didn't happen. Even with my move to Niigata, I need a place in Tokyo for work and the issue was still undecided. I was frantically trying to figure out what to do as I was supposed to be out of my current place soon (and in Niigata...with a month or so to plan) and yet found myself stuck in Tokyo longer with work obligations....just then IPU let me know "it's time" (we'd previously talked about him escaping his temporary housing situation) so we rescued all his stuff and the current lemur lair has been split up into two dungeons. Not sure if we'll stay here or move to another place but couldn't have been better timing and is a pretty good solution for both of us for now. (Hence the "domestic partnership" joke above)


Back to DudeBro dorm life... Should put Bigbrother cams in the place and setup a PayPerView chanel...
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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of scaredy cats!

Postby matsuki » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:44 pm

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chokonen888 wrote:
Yes and no. The plan was to move there friday....but my workload has literally tripled in the past 2 weeks so that didn't happen. Even with my move to Niigata, I need a place in Tokyo for work and the issue was still undecided. I was frantically trying to figure out what to do as I was supposed to be out of my current place soon (and in Niigata...with a month or so to plan) and yet found myself stuck in Tokyo longer with work obligations....just then IPU let me know "it's time" (we'd previously talked about him escaping his temporary housing situation) so we rescued all his stuff and the current lemur lair has been split up into two dungeons. Not sure if we'll stay here or move to another place but couldn't have been better timing and is a pretty good solution for both of us for now. (Hence the "domestic partnership" joke above)


Back to DudeBro dorm life... Should put Bigbrother cams in the place and setup a PayPerView chanel...


Don't put it past me!!

Pretty much for the busy parts of the year, I'll be in Tokyo 2-3 weeks each month. The rest of the time in Niigata hammering on the temple. Good thing I like driving.
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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of pussies

Postby Coligny » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:48 pm

chokonen888 wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:I think I need a wife.


:keyboardcoffee:



And this is how you jumpstart FFM couple rumors...

her hubby think the same ?
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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of pussies

Postby GomiGirl » Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:45 pm

Coligny wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:I think I need a wife.


:keyboardcoffee:



And this is how you jumpstart FFM couple rumors...

her hubby think the same ?


Sorry - I should have said J-wife. No sex, takes care of all the housework and childcare, and sleeps in a separate room.

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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of pussies

Postby IparryU » Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:52 pm

chokonen888 wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:I think I need a wife.


:keyboardcoffee:

Stop while you are ahead...

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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of pussies

Postby Coligny » Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:28 pm

GomiGirl wrote:
Sorry - I should have said J-wife. No sex, takes care of all the housework and childfelinecare, and sleeps in a separate room.

:ducks for cover:


Hey, you just describeded me ? are you h4x0r1ng my online Diary ?
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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of scaredy cats!

Postby Russell » Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:04 pm

Coligny wrote:And seriously... Out of a list containing staring at clouds, insulting BMW drivers or competitive under blanket cat farting (aka dutch oven battles), you pick "fixing stuff" as worthless hobby...

OK, I change my mind and agree with you Coligny.

After all, I bought my washing machine more than 20 years ago for something like 13,000 Yen, and have since repaired it three times.

Total cost of repairs: less than 1000 Yen. That is a good enough reason for any Dutchman.

And of course, it's quite fun.

I must admit, though, that I don't have the time these days.
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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of scaredy cats!

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Oct 03, 2013 3:25 pm

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Samurai_Jerk wrote:you pick "fixing stuff" as worthless hobby...


In the context of you, yes.
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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of pussies

Postby Coligny » Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:31 am

Pewpee head...
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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of scaredy cats!

Postby wagyl » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:20 am

chokonen888 wrote:...just then IPU let me know "it's time" (we'd previously talked about him escaping his temporary housing situation) so we rescued all his stuff and the current lemur lair has been split up into two dungeons. Not sure if we'll stay here or move to another place but couldn't have been better timing and is a pretty good solution for both of us for now. (Hence the "domestic partnership" joke above)


Aww, sweet. Is this the first ever FG couple?
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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of scaredy cats!

Postby matsuki » Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:46 pm

wagyl wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:...just then IPU let me know "it's time" (we'd previously talked about him escaping his temporary housing situation) so we rescued all his stuff and the current lemur lair has been split up into two dungeons. Not sure if we'll stay here or move to another place but couldn't have been better timing and is a pretty good solution for both of us for now. (Hence the "domestic partnership" joke above)


Aww, sweet. Is this the first ever FG couple?


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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of scaredy cats!

Postby IparryU » Fri Oct 04, 2013 5:18 pm

wagyl wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:...just then IPU let me know "it's time" (we'd previously talked about him escaping his temporary housing situation) so we rescued all his stuff and the current lemur lair has been split up into two dungeons. Not sure if we'll stay here or move to another place but couldn't have been better timing and is a pretty good solution for both of us for now. (Hence the "domestic partnership" joke above)


Aww, sweet. Is this the first ever FG couple?

it is a sexless relationship between us... we are just in a joint union to have fun and cheat on each other as much as possible.

i believe we are in a mutual agreement to that.
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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of scaredy cats!

Postby matsuki » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:20 pm

IparryU wrote:
wagyl wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:...just then IPU let me know "it's time" (we'd previously talked about him escaping his temporary housing situation) so we rescued all his stuff and the current lemur lair has been split up into two dungeons. Not sure if we'll stay here or move to another place but couldn't have been better timing and is a pretty good solution for both of us for now. (Hence the "domestic partnership" joke above)


Aww, sweet. Is this the first ever FG couple?

it is a sexless relationship between us... we are just in a joint union to have fun and cheat on each other as much as possible.

i believe we are in a mutual agreement to that.


Sexless, sleep in different rooms, banging other people...it's pretty much a standard marriage by Japanese standards.
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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of scaredy cats!

Postby J.A.F.O » Sat Oct 05, 2013 12:15 am

Coligny wrote:/starting to try to make my own diesel soon...
//never drive away without few days of food and water. Or enough tooling to scratchbuild an aircraft carrier...
///unimat machine tool are way too cool not to have one in the trunk.


neat resource website, has a lot of easy to understand biofuel info (If I can understand it just about anyone can)

http://www.journeytoforever.org/biodiesel.html

http://www.journeytoforever.org/biofuel_library.html

Plus other good stuff that might be handy for the zombie apocalypse
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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of pussies

Postby J.A.F.O » Sat Oct 05, 2013 12:18 am

chokonen888 wrote:In short, I had Kuroneko come take my washing machine and sofa to their new inaka home...only the larger portion of the L-shaped sofa was too complicated for them to get out and down the stairs. So after a bunch of pointless talk, they finally agreed with me that they could simply lower it on a rope to the top of their truck and then down from there. Then the guy who was in charge basically said they can't do it that night because it's against their rules and "dangerous" to do something like that when it's dark out. WTF?? The whole area is lit up! I'm done trying to push them so I give in and let them reschedule for today. On the way back to the apartment a sec ago and I get a frantic call, it's Kuroneko and they are "terribly sorry" they can't do it today due to this "typhoon" :roll: This slight mist?!! :roll: "Abunai blah blah blah" :roll: :roll: :roll: Are they always such pussys? if I had some tie straps or a decent rope, I'd do it myself, in front of them but TIJ and the straps/rope probably cost more than it does to just wait for their 3rd attempt. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


They sound okinawan :shock:
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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of pussies

Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Oct 05, 2013 12:46 am

Okinawan?! The RR driver seems Okinawan...

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Re: Kuroneko...bunch of pussies

Postby matsuki » Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:13 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:Okinawan?! The RR driver seems Okinawan...



I've been watching that shit the past few days. Fuck the retarded biker who got in front of the SUV, fuck the SUV driver for mowing down bikers, and fuck the bikers who beat/cut up the driver. (and fuck the news for calling it a bank vs. a biker gang)
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