GP Forums Closing. How welcome are GP-fugees?

[Conker]

I am always all for Shiratama Dango, and she gets my welcome vote, but there is an important difference between grabbing your ankles and simply not being a Napoleonic cuss.

This isn't GP. Hopefully some will find it amusing that it was me that felt the need to point that out.

Right... Sorry Coligny. (Spanks own bottom.)

[sillygirl]

we need cyka...

(shorteneded that for you)

And the one eyed english gurl with a dog too...

Despite the dog...
...

Reporting for duty - nice to see new blood and look forward to potential trolls making knobs of themselves

Dog ate kitty for breakfast nom nom nom

[sillygirl]

Here to have fun, make new friends and help others.

よろしく☆-(ゝω･ )ﾉﾞ

Oh god....

We don't do none of that helping crap 'round 'ere

[Conker]

So you're the new alpha troll around here, are you?

Nah, only on this thread!

[legion]

I think we should limit new members to 3 posts a day

[omae mona]

Hey new folks. It is nice to meet y'all. I do think you'll find, though, that there's more fun to be had on FG than writing about each other. Recommended topics that can turn into instant classics here:

• Police getting in trouble for doing something embarrassing / illegal
• A new Japanese trend that nobody in Japan has ever heard of, but somehow the overseas press is all over it.
• Your Japanese BF/GF's psychopathic behaviour
• Goats

Just to give you some ideas to start with.

[Russell]

It seems a few of the FG collective are expecting erstwhile potters to bend over and grab their ankles.

Yes, that would be nice...

[Russell]

Hey new folks. It is nice to meet y'all. I do think you'll find, though, that there's more fun to be had on FG than writing about each other. Recommended topics that can turn into instant classics here:

• Police getting in trouble for doing something embarrassing / illegal
• A new Japanese trend that nobody in Japan has ever heard of, but somehow the overseas press is all over it.
• Your Japanese BF/GF's psychopathic behaviour
• Goats

Just to give you some ideas to start with.

And I would like to add:

• Your latest Tenga adventure

[Conker]

Hey new folks. It is nice to meet y'all. I do think you'll find, though, that there's more fun to be had on FG than writing about each other. Recommended topics that can turn into instant classics here:

• Police getting in trouble for doing something embarrassing / illegal
• A new Japanese trend that nobody in Japan has ever heard of, but somehow the overseas press is all over it.
• Your Japanese BF/GF's psychopathic behaviour
• Goats

Just to give you some ideas to start with.

And I would like to add:

• Your latest Tenga adventure

Wot's 'Tenga'? Is it like manga?

[omae mona]

Wot's 'Tenga'? Is it like manga?

If you use the right kind of manga, yes, they can both lead to the same result.

[Russell]

Hey new folks. It is nice to meet y'all. I do think you'll find, though, that there's more fun to be had on FG than writing about each other. Recommended topics that can turn into instant classics here:

• Police getting in trouble for doing something embarrassing / illegal
• A new Japanese trend that nobody in Japan has ever heard of, but somehow the overseas press is all over it.
• Your Japanese BF/GF's psychopathic behaviour
• Goats

Just to give you some ideas to start with.

And I would like to add:

• Your latest Tenga adventure

Wot's 'Tenga'? Is it like manga?

It's like manga, but then more juicy...

[Conker]

Wot's 'Tenga'? Is it like manga?

If you use the right kind of manga, yes, they can both lead to the same result.

So, do I use it on a train before getting off at my stop?

[omae mona]

So, do I use it on a train before getting off at my stop?

Taro has already covered this in another thread.

[Russell]

Wot's 'Tenga'? Is it like manga?

If you use the right kind of manga, yes, they can both lead to the same result.

So, do I use it on a train before getting off at my stop?

The short answer is: "yes, provided you clean up the mess when getting off".

The long answer is: "no".

[nikoneko]

Eating mah cukies laffing at how so sadly these noobs are going to get eaten alive. Some answers on what this community is about:

1. Most of us have been here in Japan quite a while. Personally 12 years in Dec.
2. I'm not sure if any single one of the long time members is an English teacher. If they are they are good at it and a pro.
3. Most of us are respected professionals of some kind or another.
4. We come here to forget that. And fuck around fight with each other in no-internet meme kinda ways. But sometimes that too.
5. Most of us are not children (!coligny).
6. Most of us (!coligny) don't spend a ton of time on the internets trying to make ourselves over (quote Superfly) cause there is no point.
7. We as a collective group are small but worldwide. The Tokyo peeps know each other personally but some of us just know most from this forum.
8. WE went through as a small group 3/11 with one of our members or more being so close many of us were personally worried about him
9. Don't Fuck with Fucked Gaijin if you are not Fucked enough personally.
10. I don't read Reddit for a reason and I have eaten trolls professionally for about a 17 year career and have already offered my service to the admin if needed.
11. (Cause it has to go to 11) In short we just really aren't a group that fucks around. Kapische?

[nikoneko]

12. (One more notch) Mostly we just discuss the news LMAO.

[Conker]

Eating mah cukies laffing at how so sadly these noobs are going to get eaten alive. Some answers on what this community is about:

1. Most of us have been here in Japan quite a while. Personally 12 years in Dec.
2. I'm not sure if any single one of the long time members is an English teacher. If they are they are good at it and a pro.
3. Most of us are respected professionals of some kind or another.
4. We come here to forget that. And fuck around fight with each other in no-internet meme kinda ways. But sometimes that too.
5. Most of us are not children (!coligny).
6. Most of us (!coligny) don't spend a ton of time on the internets trying to make ourselves over (quote Superfly) cause there is no point.
7. We as a collective group are small but worldwide. The Tokyo peeps know each other personally but some of us just know most from this forum.
8. WE went through as a small group 3/11 with one of our members or more being so close many of us were personally worried about him
9. Don't Fuck with Fucked Gaijin if you are not Fucked enough personally.
10. I don't read Reddit for a reason and I have eaten trolls professionally for about a 17 year career and have already offered my service to the admin if needed.
11. (Cause it has to go to 11) In short we just really aren't a group that fucks around. Kapische?

Yes, but do you use Tenga?

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[Russell]

Yes, but do you use Tenga?

We all use Tengas, but only to transport our bananas.

[Conker]

Yes, but do you use Tenga?

We all use Tengas, but only to transport our bananas.

Ah. Got it thanks to Mr. Google.

Well, I still jerk off manually.

[Wage Slave]

I have eaten trolls professionally for about a 17 year career

I got the gist of all that OK, but this threw me. What does it mean? Do you just ban them and all their proxies or do you humiliate them so badly they never darken the virtual doorstep again. Is it Trollbusters? You know like - "Who you gonna call?" "Trollbusters!"

[Iraira]

I thought the banning only took place when we ran out of things to insult the offending troll about. Although some trolls did serve a purpose (McTojo), as he made everyone feel that no matter what evil deeds they had done, no matter how many times we would wake up at night to the screams of those we napalmed figuratively and literally, McTojo was there to reassure us that we had not reached the bottom, and if we ever did, we would not be alone, for he shall be the one to dwell there for all eternity forever lost in a world of imaginary jukojos。

Donki (not the Bikurri one) has a nice selection of Tenga, reasonably priced, ready for use, and free of shame.

[nikoneko]

I have eaten trolls professionally for about a 17 year career

I got the gist of all that OK, but this threw me. What does it mean? Do you just ban them and all their proxies or do you humiliate them so badly they never darken the virtual doorstep again. Is it Trollbusters? You know like - "Who you gonna call?" "Trollbusters!"

In a former life far far away from this place on a "serious server" I was threatened with physical violence from some idiot who also lived in Japan because I banned their entire troll group at the username level. The system I worked at was not based in Japan, it was merely a coincidence that he lived there too and he was number 1320 on the list to hate me and want to come to my house (probably 5 digits by nowadays, they all do hah). Only this guy was in Japan. They kept coming back so I traced them. They were using multiple IPs scattered around the world but his led back to Gifu. Don't remember it all exactly or how far I went down the classes on the IPs but I think like a few cities on the East Coast of the US, and a few in Europe, and I think I even down to the Ketai provider level in Gifu got banned for a few months. Not a single person from Gifu could even get to our website let alone the servers. It was pretty fun times.

They shut up after that.


(No Tenga I am happily married. I'm boring I know. I suck. )

[Russell]

Yes, but do you use Tenga?

We all use Tengas, but only to transport our bananas.

Ah. Got it thanks to Mr. Google.

Well, I still jerk off manually.

That's a pity, because that disqualifies you from joining our private forum in which we exchange all experiences on using our Tengas.

In fact, it is not only experiences we exchange, we also exchange the things themselves...

[nikoneko]

At once the single most disgusting thing and funniest thing I have read in a long time. Hahahah!

[omae mona]

Niko, I agree with a lot of your characterisation of the FG community. But I think it's always been dynamic, and personally I'm not necessarily opposed to things getting shaken up a little from time to time.

1. Most of us have been here in Japan quite a while. Personally 12 years in Dec.

Which means you were here about 1 year when FG was born (if I remember dates correctly). Believe it or not, the place did not suck entirely when we were younger and smarter than we are now. There's been a constant inflow and outflow of users (except Taro, who's like the Akiko Wada of FG, but cuter). Lately the community seems to have solidified with more longer-term residents than recent arrivals, but it hasn't always been that way.

2. I'm not sure if any single one of the long time members is an English teacher. If they are they are good at it and a pro.

We've lost quite a lot of regulars since 3/11, but there have been quite a few English teachers that have been great, major contributors here in the past. But I think you may be right... not too many left.

3. Most of us are respected professionals of some kind or another.

I had some doubts about my host club career, but thank you for the endorsement!

11. (Cause it has to go to 11) In short we just really aren't a group that fucks around. Kapische?

I thought that was all we did... maybe it's just me.

[kurogane]

11. (Cause it has to go to 11) In short we just really aren't a group that fucks around. Kapische?

I thought that was all we did... maybe it's just me.

It could lead to an interesting Zen paradox, if nothing else.

Grasshopper, what is it that is fucked, but does not fuck around?

Or somethng along those lines.

[nikoneko]

3. Most of us are respected professionals of some kind or another.

I had some doubts about my host club career, but thank you for the endorsement!

I laughed way too hard at that. I still need to check JR and the Bus schedule for tomorrow morning you jerk!

[GomiGirl]

So do you wash your tenga's between uses (and exchanges)? Or are they a single use appliance?

/ inquiring minds.....

[FG Lurker]

3. Most of us are respected professionals of some kind or another.

I'm neither respected nor a professional so I guess I fail to qualify.

[Shiratama_Dango]

I thought it was just the Japanese that have uchi-soto mentality. Seems like someone's angry.

Well anyway, for the rest,thanks for the warm welcome.