Awful first post / Selling yourself

[joyfie]

Sup Nerds,

So this is a dreadful fist post on fuckedgaijin.. But nothing like setting the tone!

There was a thread a while back about being a Male Gigolo, which kind of peaked my interest.

Is there an actual opportunity for this? And if so where to begin? I've been told I should work as a host (but honestly, I think the drinking might kill me) - And plus my Japanese is enough to pick up girls, not entertain them..
Aside from just bothering all the bars in Kabukicho about this, does anyone have some kind of direction?

I thought about starting to ask older ladies in the street if they want to go for tea, however being whiter than white, I don't want to get carded every two minutes for being shifty.

On a side note, I'm sure this is going to go down well, but, are there opportunities for Gaijins to enter in to the AV industry? This isn't a getting laid thing, more of a curiosity thing.

[wagyl]

fist post

I can not offer any advice, but it may pay to clarify: are you subconsciously aiming for one of the more niche markets then??

[joyfie]

Oh god, I wish. That would make it a 'hole' lot easier..
But unfortunately know, just the good ol' straight road for me..

[yanpa]

Not that I profess to know much about these things, but a cursory scan of the internet indicates fisting is not restricted to any particular sexual orientation. Just saying, like,.

[yanpa]

There was a thread a while back about being a Male Gigolo, which kind of peaked my interest.

This one?

Dunno if you'll get any susbtantially different responses... I suppose you could always try this other forum (NSFW) for advice, the folks there seem a bit more acquainted with the whole putting-things-in-holes-for-money-and-or-gratification business.

[omae mona]

Not that I profess to know much about these things, but a cursory scan of the internet indicates fisting is not restricted to any particular sexual orientation. Just saying, like,.

In fact, fisting is apparently a practice carried out by the elite, nowadays.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Sup Nerds,

So this is a dreadful fist post on fuckedgaijin.. But nothing like setting the tone!

There was a thread a while back about being a Male Gigolo, which kind of peaked my interest.

Is there an actual opportunity for this? And if so where to begin?

If you have to ask, you aren't qualified.

[Coligny]

Depends, for you it's a lifestyle, for some it's just a job...

(fill this one in "highschool comebacks" please...)

[yanpa]

Ur mom?

[Coligny]

No, UR Mom...

[yanpa]

Not that I profess to know much about these things, but a cursory scan of the internet indicates fisting is not restricted to any particular sexual orientation. Just saying, like,.

In fact, fisting is apparently a practice carried out by the elite, nowadays.

Indeed, the global economy does still need a bit of fistcal stimulation.

[yanpa]

No, UR Mom...

UR? Are you implying she's for rent?

[Coligny]

For the night or the week...

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[yanpa]

Which reminds me, am I the only British viewer of Breaking Bad to be amused by this?

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(for Frenchies and other foreign johnnies not au fait with the rich heritage of Shakespearean culture:

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[kurogane]

If you have to ask, you aren't qualified.

Seconded and motion carried.

There actually is a wealth of information on the Interwebz about any and all of those jobs. The problem is one has to know where to look and how. I am going to be mildly prickish and bet that the OP doesn't have a clue as to either.

As a Halloween treat, though, Moodyz is always advertising for porn actors. I believe the ad is in the bottom right hand corner.

EDIT: wow. I was right. That is sad..................

[Samurai_Jerk]

Depends, for you it's a lifestyle, for some it's just a job...

(fill this one in "highschool comebacks" please...)

Comeback? Was that supposed to be an insult?

[IparryU]

If you have to ask, you aren't qualified.

Seconded and motion carried.

There actually is a wealth of information on the Interwebz about any and all of those jobs. The problem is one has to know where to look and how. I am going to be mildly prickish and bet that the OP doesn't have a clue as to either.

As a Halloween treat, though, Moodyz is always advertising for porn actors. I believe the ad is in the bottom right hand corner.

EDIT: wow. I was right. That is sad..................

i bet he dont...

I remember having a similar conversation about douche guys that think they are players last night with Choko... dont front, if you want advice on what to do, no need up up play your self. be real.

clubs... hub... damn, just walk down the fucking street in shibuya by teeny bopper land and you can get puss.

[Coligny]

If you have to ask, you aren't qualified.

Seconded and motion carried.

There actually is a wealth of information on the Interwebz about any and all of those jobs. The problem is one has to know where to look and how. I am going to be mildly prickish and bet that the OP doesn't have a clue as to either.

As a Halloween treat, though, Moodyz is always advertising for porn actors. I believe the ad is in the bottom right hand corner.

EDIT: wow. I was right. That is sad..................

i bet he dont...

I remember having a similar conversation about douche guys that think they are players last night with Choko... dont front, if you want advice on what to do, no need up up play your self. be real.

clubs... hub... damn, just walk down the fucking street in shibuya by teeny bopper land and you can get puss.

Tssss... even I can easily pick pussy on the roadside...

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(last month rescue, getting a bigger and healthy kitteh... not too smart though...)

[Coligny]

Depends, for you it's a lifestyle, for some it's just a job...

(fill this one in "highschool comebacks" please...)

Comeback? Was that supposed to be an insult?

Not really... But if you want... be my guest...