Sexless Marriages in JPN

[leathernick]

Guys who tie knot with beautiful bird end up choking chicken

About two or three months after our baby was born, I thought the timing was right, so turned to her and said, 'Hey, come over here next to me.' The only answer I got was 'No way! I don't ever want to have sex again as long as I live.' All I could do was lie there and pretend to sympathize with her.

What an appropriate headline! Another post about sexless marriage in asia in general.

[Caustic Saint]

This Kimura guy is an idiot.

"She's always said she hated kids. I thought she'd be a bit different with a kid of her own, but she couldn't give a damn about them. She never, ever plays with them. I've finally realized that she never really wanted to get married in the first place."

If she said she hates kids, what made him think she'd care about hers/his/theirs? Dumbass.

Great headline though. "Guys who tie knot with beautiful bird end up choking chicken"

[AssKissinger]

They did all the fucking they wanted to do while they were in highschool (God bless 'em)

http://drs.yahoo.com/S=2766679/K=+Hanashi+no+Channel+(11/20)+/v=2/SID=w/l=WS1/R=1/H=0/*-http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0301/030131roulette.html

The rules stipulate that the guy can't withdraw when he ejaculates and you can't have more than one couple in the same position, so if you've got a pair with rear entry in the kitchen, you'll have another couple facing each other on the sofa and yet another guy and girl on the bed in the missionary position. Everybody gets a turn at deciding couples until everyone has been with everybody else."

[Video-Link Japan]

They did all the fucking they wanted to do while they were in highschool (God bless 'em)

http://drs.yahoo.com/S=2766679/K=+Hanashi+no+Channel+(11/20)+/v=2/SID=w/l=WS1/R=1/H=0/*-http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0301/030131roulette.html

The rules stipulate that the guy can't withdraw when he ejaculates and you can't have more than one couple in the same position, so if you've got a pair with rear entry in the kitchen, you'll have another couple facing each other on the sofa and yet another guy and girl on the bed in the missionary position. Everybody gets a turn at deciding couples until everyone has been with everybody else."

Gotta love those youths.. 8-> Seems to be the age-old (world-wide) story of free milk and the cow, by the time guys have to fish or cut bait the heffers gone dry... and so yet another black widow wins the day.

If you havn't seen this 'Priceless' video, for sure worth a laugh. Win Media at 200k and 1.8megs

[Big Booger]

Even if participants do fall pregnant, they don't seem to see it as a worry. Partygoers have to pay "Ejaculation Insurance" of about 5,000 yen before they're allowed to take part. This money is all pooled and used to pay for abortions should any girl be saddled with an unwanted pregnancy.

Those kids are nuts.

[kamome]

"I'm scared of getting pregnant, but as long as you get it out of you, it's all right. I've heard you'll be safe if you scrape out (semen) with a plastic coffee spoon, so I always carry one around with me, just in case," a girl of 16, the age some Russian Sex Roulette participants are rumored to be, tells Hanashi no Channel.

I guess using a metal spoon in October would be mighty cold.

[Big Booger]

"I'm scared of getting pregnant, but as long as you get it out of you, it's all right. I've heard you'll be safe if you scrape out (semen) with a plastic coffee spoon, so I always carry one around with me, just in case," a girl of 16, the age some Russian Sex Roulette participants are rumored to be, tells Hanashi no Channel.

I guess using a metal spoon in October would be mighty cold.

There is always the wooden spoon or ladle. Turkey baster might be good too.. to suction out the sperm.
LOL

[japslapper]

Everybody gets a turn at deciding couples until everyone has been with everybody else."

no comments from the blokes - obviously no problem with sloppy seconds or thirds....


guess this must be good for sperm warfare specialists......

[American Oyaji]

It's nasty dirty and self destructive.

Not to mention dangerous.

The wages of sin is death.

[Caustic Saint]

The wages of sin is death.

And the weed of crime bears bitter fruit.

[AssKissinger]

"Let he who ain't been up in that ass gettin' a wet grind on with some chick he barely knew throw the first stone" That's from the Bible and I quoted that verbatim.

[leathernick]

"For a girl or a guy, once you've had a taste of the game you'll want to go back for more," an "experienced" schoolgirl tells Hanashi no Channel. "I can't get by with normal sex anymore. Watch Russian Sex Roulette get its big break this year."

....and this thread comes full circle. I guess this is why these sexless marriage are happening. It's too normal.

[American Oyaji]

It's crazy. I can't believe that kids do this.

But they do it differently here in the U.S. Gangs in the U.S. when they initiate female members, they do the same thing, only they do it with the HIV infected members

[Caustic Saint]

It's crazy. I can't believe that kids do this.

But they do it differently here in the U.S. Gangs in the U.S. when they initiate female members, they do the same thing, only they do it with the HIV infected members

That's beyond stupid, and sounds a bit like urban legend material.

"Sure, you can hang with us, but you've gotta play HIV roulette first."

I know kids are dumb, but are they that dumb?

[GomiGirl]

No slur upon our own fabulous Marvin.. as he finds these stories in the Japanese tabloid press and translates them for WaiWai.. but really the sources are about as accurate as the National Enquirer..

The WaiWai column is for titilation rather than from reputable news sources..