"All-New" North Korea is Best Korea!

[Coligny]

And without teh cool theme song...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Yes, except rather regrettably these people, despite their ban on TVs do have things like automobiles and telephones

sounds like the insanely retarded christian scientists. I had a friend in high school that divorced his parents because they wouldn't let him go to the doctor for a broken leg.

Christian Scientist are OK with going to the hospital for injury. It's illness they try to heal by faith.

Yes, except rather regrettably these people, despite their ban on TVs do have things like automobiles and telephones

There are some Amish that drive and use telephones in their private life.

[wagyl]

Yep, unbelievable but true, those morons are still part of the gene pool.

I was originally intending to quip, "... a small and increasingly inbred gene pool, what with the reluctance of outsiders to join their ranks, and their reluctance to trust outsiders," but...

My parental home is in a village where some of these people live. Fortunately, they are far in the minority.

And so it happened that one elder, who usually drove around in his van selling bibles, was suspiciously often in one part of the village where is son and daughter-in-law lived.

And he was there especially during working hours...

You guess it: he was there to bang his daughter-in-law.

is taking it a bit further than I was thinking. At least the Dutch have the religious tolerance to afford these people their religious intolerance. Many other places, they would feel forced to emigrate.

[yanpa]

Chongryon = "General Association of Korean Residents in Japan"

Mysterious foreign co. buys Chongryon HQ

The Tokyo District Court announced that the winning bidder of the foreclosed Chongryon headquarters / North Korean de-facto embassy building was a foreign-owned company called Avar LLC.
(...)
So far, very little is known about Avar. NHK News reported that the company was located in Mongolia. There are also rumors that their could be some connection to North Korea so it will be interesting to see whether they let Chongryon continue to occupy the premises.

...more...

Stalk the building on Google.

[wagyl]

Just behind Yasukuni....

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Actually, in the Netherlands there are areas where people are not allowed to watch TV at all, so there they typically cover the windows before watching anyway.

Unlike NK, however, it is their strongly protestant religion that enforces this.

And they don't watch Steven Seagal, but just old-fashioned pron.

Sounds like parts of the Untied States...

[matsuki]

Actually, in the Netherlands there are areas where people are not allowed to watch TV at all, so there they typically cover the windows before watching anyway.

Unlike NK, however, it is their strongly protestant religion that enforces this.

And they don't watch Steven Seagal, but just old-fashioned pron.

Sounds like parts of the Untied States...

Dammit SDH, Americans definitely prefer this man over Seagal

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Dammit SDH, Americans definitely prefer this man over Seagal

Prime case....you know he's a Jesus freak, right?

[matsuki]

yeah, nutty bible thumper

[Russell]

Chuck Norris.

That's the guy with the pubic beard, isn't it?!?

[IparryU]

yeah, nutty bible thumper

Same for Matt Hughes, but Matt can beat the fuck out of Chuck and drag him around like a rag doll.

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[Russell]

Kim Jung-un, the youngest son of Kim Jong-Il, inheritied leadership of North Korea after his father's death in December 2011. Since he took power, he has replaced 44% of the country's top officials, a move seen as replacing his father's staff with a new set of aides that owe loyalty to him. He also met with China's vice president to discuss ending the nuclear weapons program this summer.

[Coligny]

Chuck Norris.

That's the guy with the pubic beard, isn't it?!?

Like most beard...

Don't the D00tch men grow facial hairz ? Or is it just your wiminz ?

[Russell]

Chuck Norris.

That's the guy with the pubic beard, isn't it?!?

Like most beard...

Don't the D00tch men grow facial hairz ? Or is it just your wiminz ?

The beard of Chuck Norris is a bit special.

It always reminds me of pubic hairs.

[Coligny]

because he use his beard to hide his jaws...

[Russell]

OK, here a typical example of a pubic beard:

[Coligny]

You mean musketeer ?

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Hey, I have one of those...

[yanpa]

You mean musketeer ?

Hey, I have one of those...

Do you keep him chained up somewhere?

[Coligny]

In the dungeon, I call him 'Muffy'

(Hey, they got Vietnamese Dong at the exchange of Centrair Nao... Welcome to the 21st century Japan...)

[GomiGirl]

OK, here a typical example of a pubic beard:

Well he looks like a dick so it kinda is perfect that he has pubes for a beard.

[Russell]

OK, here a typical example of a pubic beard:

Well he looks like a dick so it kinda is perfect that he has pubes for a beard.

I rather think he is a pinhead...

[Russell]

[Taro Toporific]

Best Korean regime considered 'chic' by Elle magazine
NMAWorldEdition | Nov 19, 2013
The creative director of Elle Magazine has named "North Korea chic" a "fall fashion trend." Because of course, famine and execution is so in right now...

[Coligny]

Woa... Deja vu...

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This planet is soooo overdue for a mass extinction...

[yanpa]

Dining With Dear Leader

North Korea has its own restaurant chain. It’s good, even if the sea cucumber liquor and dog casserole are overpriced.

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PHNOM PENH, Cambodia—The restaurant’s fluorescent lights dim and give way to multicolored spots as an upbeat synthesized tune begins to play. Three waitresses—nearly identical with their red aprons, pale smiling faces, and jet black hair—rush onto the small stage, each clutching a microphone and dancing in unison as they sing the North Korean classic “Pan Gap Sumnida” (“Nice to Meet You”) while scenes from their homeland flash on a television behind them.

This is Phnom Penh’s Pyongyang Restaurant, part of a pan-Asian chain established in the 1990s that now has about 100 branches scattered across China, Indonesia, Russia, Myanmar, Thailand, and Nepal. Despite functioning like regular—if kitschy—restaurants, they are believed to be a part of Bureau 39, a secretive arm of the Korean Workers’ Party that acquires and launders foreign currency for the cash-strapped Hermit Kingdom through ventures as diverse as agricultural exports, arms sales, and methamphetamine production.

The great irony of the Pyongyang Restaurant chain is that South Koreans are some of their best customers. Cambodia’s original North Korean restaurant opened in Siem Reap in 2002 to cater to the busloads of South Korean tourists descending on the area’s famed Angkor Archaeological Park. Its success led to the opening of a Phnom Penh branch in 2003. There are now two of these North Korean–themed restaurants in Siem Reap and three in the Cambodian capital. South Korea’s Chosun daily newspaper estimates that each restaurant funnels between $100,000 to $300,000 in hard currency back to the Stalinist state each year.

...more...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Dining With Dear Leader

North Korea has its own restaurant chain. It’s good, even if the sea cucumber liquor and dog casserole are overpriced.

131122_RK_NorthKoreaRestaurants-Music.jpg.CROP.original-original.jpg

PHNOM PENH, Cambodia—The restaurant’s fluorescent lights dim and give way to multicolored spots as an upbeat synthesized tune begins to play. Three waitresses—nearly identical with their red aprons, pale smiling faces, and jet black hair—rush onto the small stage, each clutching a microphone and dancing in unison as they sing the North Korean classic “Pan Gap Sumnida” (“Nice to Meet You”) while scenes from their homeland flash on a television behind them.

This is Phnom Penh’s Pyongyang Restaurant, part of a pan-Asian chain established in the 1990s that now has about 100 branches scattered across China, Indonesia, Russia, Myanmar, Thailand, and Nepal. Despite functioning like regular—if kitschy—restaurants, they are believed to be a part of Bureau 39, a secretive arm of the Korean Workers’ Party that acquires and launders foreign currency for the cash-strapped Hermit Kingdom through ventures as diverse as agricultural exports, arms sales, and methamphetamine production.

The great irony of the Pyongyang Restaurant chain is that South Koreans are some of their best customers. Cambodia’s original North Korean restaurant opened in Siem Reap in 2002 to cater to the busloads of South Korean tourists descending on the area’s famed Angkor Archaeological Park. Its success led to the opening of a Phnom Penh branch in 2003. There are now two of these North Korean–themed restaurants in Siem Reap and three in the Cambodian capital. South Korea’s Chosun daily newspaper estimates that each restaurant funnels between $100,000 to $300,000 in hard currency back to the Stalinist state each year.

...more...

Playing the accordion should be immediate grounds for deportation to a Best Korean gulag regardless of whatever cuntry the alleged instrument is played in.

[IparryU]

And I was hoping to see the execution... Just a damn CG and pictures.

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[Taro Toporific]

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The North Korean Subway May Be The Creepiest Subway On Earth
Jalonik.com | Dec. 4, 2013
The Pyongyang Metro is the pride of North Korea...more...

Click to play video.

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[Samurai_Jerk]

Playing the accordion should be immediate grounds for deportation to a Best Korean gulag regardless of whatever cuntry the alleged instrument is played in.

I guess you aren't familiar with zydeco.

[yanpa]

The North Korean Subway May Be The Creepiest Subway On Earth
Jalonik.com | Dec. 4, 2013
The Pyongyang Metro is the pride of North Korea...more...

Click to play video.

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Creepy for me is the fact I've ridden on most of those subway cars over the years.