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Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby JAVGOD » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:34 am

We have a client interested in marketing their products to the Nippon.Nissei markets. This is not adult-related.

What is the UCR (usual and customary rate) for such services you charge your clients for
advertising: on-line and off line
Adwords, etc...

Resource sites are also appreciated. We are collecting data from other sources but would appreciate the opinions of the esteemed members of this board.

Thanks.
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby matsuki » Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:42 am

What's the product? Are they looking for a distributor or strictly marketing?
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby JAVGOD » Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:04 pm

Hi, Chokonen888

For now its marketing. Its a program / product. "Men's Sexual health" So semi-adult but they want to take a mainstream approach. If you do distribution we should chat some time.
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:47 pm

JAVGOD wrote:Hi, Chokonen888

For now its marketing. Its a program / product. "Men's Sexual health" So semi-adult but they want to take a mainstream approach. If you do distribution we should chat some time.


Does distribution of men's sexual health in Japan mean cumming in some nymph's face?
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby JAVGOD » Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:00 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
JAVGOD wrote:Hi, Chokonen888

For now its marketing. Its a program / product. "Men's Sexual health" So semi-adult but they want to take a mainstream approach. If you do distribution we should chat some time.


Does distribution of men's sexual health in Japan mean cumming in some nymph's face?


Semen distribution via nikku benki hostess parties already in the works. :)
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby JAVGOD » Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:43 pm

If anyone who works for a living distributing health products in Japan is here, please let me know.
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby yanpa » Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:53 pm

An ex of mine used to do Nuskin. Quit her day job to concentrate on it full-time. Last I heard she was working in Starbucks.
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby Coligny » Thu Nov 21, 2013 9:39 pm

Ehmmm... An ex of mine is pediatrist... Another ex of mine is lawyer... And there is also a psychoanalyst somewhere but I think she was nore keeping me as a pet than as a boyfriend.

Looking back... Most of mah exes were (and maybe should have stayed) way out of my league... But then again had i dated drunk crackwhores someone would have put an unresolved oedipus complex on my file...
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby GomiGirl » Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:53 pm

JAVGOD wrote:If anyone who works for a living distributing health products in Japan is here, please let me know.


Is that like deli-health?
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby kurogane » Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:27 am

GomiGirl wrote:
JAVGOD wrote:If anyone who works for a living distributing health products in Japan is here, please let me know.


Is that like deli-health?


When that phrase first became popular, I thought it referred to delicatessens offering health conscious fare.

Even my prissy friends laughed at me.

True story.

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A legendary Japan forums poster used to be quite a magnate in the imported snake oil business. His handles were Paulh/Kansaiben. I don't know how you would go about contacting him, though. Hope that helps.
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby JAVGOD » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:57 pm

Hey
Thanks for the replies. Sorry off line a bit and not responding sooner. Last weeks in Hel-LA were busy and...hellish getting ready for the move.
The products are acai berry related for health and beauty. Company seems fairly legitimate. They manufacture and distribute through company partners in different locales. Products seem like they would be of interest to Japanese market.

I'm also interested in exporting "deli-health" products (great name) to countries outside Japan. Not interested in snake oil stuff but simple products that are generally helpful, work on most people etc...Supplements and beauty are of most interest.
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby Wage Slave » Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:16 pm

"deli-health" products? I thought there was only one product - the oldest. But perhaps I am confuuzled - It happens a lot these days.
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby JAVGOD » Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:39 pm

Yep, new here. I forget the default mindset is the gutter. lol. np.
I'm speaking about over the counter, non-prescription health products marketed to Japanese not gaijin.
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby Greji » Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:03 pm

Coligny wrote:"..... But then again had i dated drunk crackwhores….."
You better stay away from my ladies! 8-)
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby omae mona » Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:54 pm

JAVGOD wrote:The products are acai berry related for health and beauty. Company seems fairly legitimate. They manufacture and distribute through company partners in different locales. Products seem like they would be of interest to Japanese market.


Hope it goes well. It doesn't look like there is too much competition. I am sure if they put the word 勃起不全 into the product labelling, it will sell.
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby wagyl » Sun Dec 08, 2013 6:44 pm

And you just missed the Mino Monta on-air endorsement boat. Well, it was more a cruise-liner than a boat.
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Dec 09, 2013 8:16 pm

Coligny wrote:Ehmmm... An ex of mine is pediatrist...


You shouldn't say that...you'll have groups of Welsh demon-straters protesting out the front of his clinic.
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby Coligny » Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:04 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Coligny wrote:Ehmmm... An ex of mine is pediatrist...


You shouldn't say that...you'll have groups of Welsh demon-straters protesting out the front of his clinic.



So first, this ex was a she, quite a good looking one (making her even more over mah paygrade), and I don't think there is much Welsh-Welsh in Lisbon (complicamated, don't ask), also knowing her sociallo-commie side I bet mah cheezeburger she's still in the public sector.
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby Wage Slave » Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:27 pm

JAVGOD wrote:I'm speaking about over the counter, non-prescription health products marketed to Japanese not gaijin.


Yep. Apparently that stuff is in huge demand in Taiwan. I tried one of the hangover cures once - It didn't work but I don't suppose that matters much.

Anyhow. Deli Health. I thought that term was a shortening of "Delivery Health", health being a euphemism for sexual services and delivery referring to the fact you found a room somewhere, telephone and the company concerned would despatch a girl to meet your health needs.

But I may have got that all wrong. It's just something I read on the internet.
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Re: Anyone Working in Sales Advertising??

Postby Yokohammer » Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:32 pm

Wage Slave wrote:
JAVGOD wrote:I'm speaking about over the counter, non-prescription health products marketed to Japanese not gaijin.


Yep. Apparently that stuff is in huge demand in Taiwan. I tried one of the hangover cures once - It didn't work but I don't suppose that matters much.

Anyhow. Deli Health. I thought that term was a shortening of "Delivery Health", health being a euphemism for sexual services and delivery referring to the fact you found a room somewhere, telephone and the company concerned would despatch a girl to meet your health needs.

But I may have got that all wrong. It's just something I read on the internet.

I'm pretty sure I read that on the Internet too.

I think the time-tested classic name for it is "call girl".
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