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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby Coligny » Sat Nov 16, 2013 7:33 pm

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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby IparryU » Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:36 pm

univerman666 wrote:Don't laugh.
This is not funny story.
This is serious crime,This is challenge to Japan,civilized society.
This is Japan.
Japan is Japanese country.
GAIJIN,You live in a foreign country now,It's special special favor from us.
All GAIJIN must be think about the importance of showing respect & gratitude for japan.
so GAIJIN must be more sensitive.
*

30th of October,2 p.m.,
Suddenly, a medical college student in sendai city get violent attack by a strange GAIJIN MAN.
his money was stolen and got a injury.
about 5 hour later, same strange GAIJIN did unleash a fierce attack to hotel staff while shouting 'I want to eat free ramen!'.
poor hotel man get a serious eye injury and taken to the hospital.
but unfortunately,possibility of blindness.

This GAIJIN's name is Petro Vladimirovic Shchus,Germans.
*

This highly violent,brutal GAIJIN criminal surrendered to the police.
he said in a deposition that ' I run,because I have concerns about my future..'.
what?
This is why we Japanese hate GAIJIN..idiot.
sure,you have no future..
die behind bars

'robbery resulting in bodily injury'
life or over 6 years
'charge of bodily injury'
maximum sentence of 15 years or maximum fine 500000en
'Aggravated Escape'
maximum sentence of 5 years

What about all the Japs who film all that child porn? What about the yakuza?

Nope.. Concentrate on the petty crimes us gaijin do fuckwad.

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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby legion » Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:08 pm

Strange people set so much store on the country of their birth rather than the country of their choice.

An illegal immigrant has more right to be in the country they choose to go to than the person that was merely born there through no choice or effort of their own. Who do you admire more, the guy that sprints across the field and catches the ball, or the fielder who just happens to have been told to stand at silly mid on and has the ball fall in his lap?
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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby wuchan » Thu Nov 21, 2013 12:53 am

IparryU wrote:
univerman666 wrote:Don't laugh.
This is not funny story.
This is serious crime,This is challenge to Japan,civilized society.
This is Japan.
Japan is Japanese country.
GAIJIN,You live in a foreign country now,It's special special favor from us.
All GAIJIN must be think about the importance of showing respect & gratitude for japan.
so GAIJIN must be more sensitive.
*

30th of October,2 p.m.,
Suddenly, a medical college student in sendai city get violent attack by a strange GAIJIN MAN.
his money was stolen and got a injury.
about 5 hour later, same strange GAIJIN did unleash a fierce attack to hotel staff while shouting 'I want to eat free ramen!'.
poor hotel man get a serious eye injury and taken to the hospital.
but unfortunately,possibility of blindness.

This GAIJIN's name is Petro Vladimirovic Shchus,Germans.
*

This highly violent,brutal GAIJIN criminal surrendered to the police.
he said in a deposition that ' I run,because I have concerns about my future..'.
what?
This is why we Japanese hate GAIJIN..idiot.
sure,you have no future..
die behind bars

'robbery resulting in bodily injury'
life or over 6 years
'charge of bodily injury'
maximum sentence of 15 years or maximum fine 500000en
'Aggravated Escape'
maximum sentence of 5 years

What about all the Japs who film all that child porn? What about the yakuza?

Nope.. Concentrate on the petty crimes us gaijin do fuckwad.

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Child porn? What's that? You mean AKB seks tapes? or AKB in general? or any other XXX## group? You couldn't possibly understand. Just ask that watch fellow in the beyond fucked sandbox.

Yakuza? You didn't know that they keep social order?

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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby IparryU » Thu Nov 21, 2013 1:07 am

wuchan wrote:
IparryU wrote:
univerman666 wrote:Don't laugh.
This is not funny story.
This is serious crime,This is challenge to Japan,civilized society.
This is Japan.
Japan is Japanese country.
GAIJIN,You live in a foreign country now,It's special special favor from us.
All GAIJIN must be think about the importance of showing respect & gratitude for japan.
so GAIJIN must be more sensitive.
*

30th of October,2 p.m.,
Suddenly, a medical college student in sendai city get violent attack by a strange GAIJIN MAN.
his money was stolen and got a injury.
about 5 hour later, same strange GAIJIN did unleash a fierce attack to hotel staff while shouting 'I want to eat free ramen!'.
poor hotel man get a serious eye injury and taken to the hospital.
but unfortunately,possibility of blindness.

This GAIJIN's name is Petro Vladimirovic Shchus,Germans.
*

This highly violent,brutal GAIJIN criminal surrendered to the police.
he said in a deposition that ' I run,because I have concerns about my future..'.
what?
This is why we Japanese hate GAIJIN..idiot.
sure,you have no future..
die behind bars

'robbery resulting in bodily injury'
life or over 6 years
'charge of bodily injury'
maximum sentence of 15 years or maximum fine 500000en
'Aggravated Escape'
maximum sentence of 5 years

What about all the Japs who film all that child porn? What about the yakuza?

Nope.. Concentrate on the petty crimes us gaijin do fuckwad.

Sent from my SC-03E using Tapatalk 2

Yakuza? You didn't know that they keep social order?

/s

Well they helped Kobe out when all hell broke loose... You right, I'm just a stupid gaijin and know jack squat about Japland.

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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby yanpa » Thu Nov 21, 2013 1:16 am

IparryU wrote:
wuchan wrote:
IparryU wrote:What about all the Japs who film all that child porn? What about the yakuza?

Nope.. Concentrate on the petty crimes us gaijin do fuckwad.

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Yakuza? You didn't know that they keep social order?


Well they helped Kobe out when all hell broke loose...


One of the best PR moves organised crime has ever made :idea:
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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby matsuki » Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:36 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Mike Oxlong wrote:This story was all over the morning shows. Gaijin hanzai on the loose and dangerous, until he turned himself in fir food and slippers.

Seems it was all a disagreement over not getting free noodles at some ramenya promo.


The morning shows were worse than usual with this one. They made it sound like a serial rapist was on the loose fucking victims willy-nilly. I was watching "Sukkiri" and they asked their expert whether or not the police were partly to blame for not securing the guy in the interrogation room. He said that they of course weren't because unlike gaijin Japanese tend to be otonashii once arrested implying there was no way for the cops to have anticipated such behavior.


What bullshit....as soon as they announce "you're under arrest" they cuff you and tie you to the seat that you're being interrogated in. Same for anyone FG or Japanese. The only uncooperative and rowdy mother fuckers I ever saw in detention were all Japanese and probably drugged out of their minds.
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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby IparryU » Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:08 pm

[quote="Coligny"][quote="Mike Oxlong"]
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yanpa... do sumthing...[/quote]
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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby matsuki » Fri Nov 22, 2013 5:04 pm

hahahahaha, Yanpa...I think they want the snot back :wink:
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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby J.A.F.O » Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:13 pm

chokonen888 wrote:hahahahaha, Yanpa...I think they want the snot back :wink:


I wondered what ever happened to the green/red snot. I had been lurking for a year or there abouts. Then after the "refoam" it was gone.
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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby yanpa » Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:17 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:hahahahaha, Yanpa...I think they want the snot back :wink:


I wondered what ever happened to the green/red snot. I had been lurking for a year or there abouts. Then after the "refoam" it was gone.

It was a custom feature of the old board software for which there's no direct equivalent I'm the new. I'm sure there's a way of setting something up but at the moment I'm seriously pushed for time ...
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Postby J.A.F.O » Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:34 pm

That's cool. I'm not effected really one way or the other. Never partook so I don't really feel the loss. Thanks for informing me, appreciate it.
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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby wagyl » Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:57 pm

My personal view is that it was a fun extra but adds nothing to the actual function of the board, only strokes some egos and allows others access to their vicious side. Of course the exact same thing can be said about likes on FB, retweets on twitter etc. Yanpa already has the financial burden of running this place, plus the responsibility of knowing it is hard for him to walk away from it all until the next muggins puts his hand up and says he will look after it, so I am not going to be making any demands.
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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby kurogane » Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:11 pm

wagyl wrote:My personal view is that it was a fun extra but adds nothing to the actual function of the board, only strokes some egos and allows others access to their vicious side. Of course the exact same thing can be said about likes on FB, retweets on twitter etc. Yanpa already has the financial burden of running this place, plus the responsibility of knowing it is hard for him to walk away from it all until the next muggins puts his hand up and says he will look after it, so I am not going to be making any demands.



Somebody with a title with marbles in the mouth would have been proud of that, and I completely agree.

Curious as I am about the snot function.
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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby Russell » Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:21 pm

Of course, there is an alternative.

Everybody keeps their own count of the snot they receive via PM.

OK, I know I'm a little impractical here...

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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby yanpa » Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:06 pm

wagyl wrote:My personal view is that it was a fun extra but adds nothing to the actual function of the board, only strokes some egos and allows others access to their vicious side. Of course the exact same thing can be said about likes on FB, retweets on twitter etc. Yanpa already has the financial burden of running this place,


In the interests of full disclosure, the direct financial costs amount to around US$20 a year for the domain. The server basically pays for itself.

wagyl wrote:plus the responsibility of knowing it is hard for him to walk away from it all until the next muggins puts his hand up and says he will look after it, so I am not going to be making any demands.


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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Nov 25, 2013 6:28 am

Can't we get back to talking about evil Germans?
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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby kurogane » Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:37 am

I wonder about the Rusky connection here. I suppose he could be a Right of Return ethnic German from the land to the Ost. He has certainly lived up to that heritage.

Whadda maroon, eh!? Sounds like a complete spazz. Attacking hotel staff for free ramen!!?? That's downright Russian in Otaru material. Maybe he was powdered up or drunk on some moonshine Wodka?

Bad Russian!!!!!!!!! :evil:
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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby kagemusha » Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:10 pm

A 20-year-old rape and robbery suspect is on the run after fleeing a district prosecutors' office near Tokyo. He had been brought there for questioning on Tuesday.
http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/english/news/20140108_03.html

But, but...he's Japanese!
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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby Yokohammer » Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:39 pm

kagemusha wrote:A 20-year-old rape and robbery suspect is on the run after fleeing a district prosecutors' office near Tokyo. He had been brought there for questioning on Tuesday.
http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/english/news/20140108_03.html

But, but...he's Japanese!

What are you, a noob or something?

He was obviously copying the gaijin!
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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby matsuki » Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:55 pm

kagemusha wrote:A 20-year-old rape and robbery suspect is on the run after fleeing a district prosecutors' office near Tokyo. He had been brought there for questioning on Tuesday.
http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/english/news/20140108_03.html

But, but...he's Japanese!


The security in those places is indeed pretty comical. Hand cuffed inside the locked cells....but uncuff you and tie you to a folding chair when meeting with officials/attorneys/etc. The oyaji guards are unarmed and yeah, anyone motivated to fuck shit up there would have no problem doing so.

Police have mobilized 4,000 officers, 900 vehicles, and 2 helicopters to locate the suspect.


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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby Coligny » Wed Jan 08, 2014 3:58 pm

And 12 submarines...

BECAUSE !!!
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Re: German escapes interrogation room, flees barefoot

Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:32 pm

Clearly he must have done something really serious to merit this treatment, like steal a bicycle during his escape...
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