'HO, HO, HO!' Post retarded Japanese Kurisumasu news here

[Coligny]

And you're so fuckin lucky I got rid of my oedipus complex before it even started...

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Hates you mum... Hope you don't have the luck to rot in hell since even Saddam Hussein don't deserve to have you as a neighbor.

BTW:

Hint: if you can still see the thong while she's standing, it's not a lard ass

Fixed that for you...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Hint: if you can still see the thong while she's standing, it's not a lard ass

Fixed that for you...

Nigga, please.

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[matsuki]

To Coligny's credit, Yua is leaning over in that pic....but I can count the lemurs with really nice asses I've had on one hand.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Yua is leaning over in that pic...

Which is the only reason she kind of looks like she has an ass. Smoke and mirrors.

[matsuki]

Yua is leaning over in that pic...

Which is the only reason she kind of looks like she has an ass. Smoke and mirrors.

Hahaha, touche

[Coligny]

C'mon... Spare me the 'sharp knees' please...

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[Samurai_Jerk]

More smoke and mirrors.

[Samurai_Jerk]

[matsuki]

Fake butt boom coming?

[matsuki]

So did any of you 'mericans have Turkey on Thanksgiving? Despite the lack of ninki among the locals, there were quite a few places you could get turkey. (besides the smoked turkey legs at disneyland)

[Samurai_Jerk]

So did any of you 'mericans have Turkey on Thanksgiving? Despite the lack of ninki among the locals, there were quite a few places you could get turkey. (besides the smoked turkey legs at disneyland)

Cooked one at my friend's place this weekend. We smoked on the BBQ grill. It came out great.

[matsuki]

That sounds awesome! A nice smoker is on my list of things to buy and drag over here.

[Samurai_Jerk]

That sounds awesome! A nice smoker is on my list of things to buy and drag over here.

A regular BBQ grill will do the trick. Just put a drip pan on one side, the coals on the other, and keep the heat low and indirect.

[Coligny]

Speaking of cards...
'been 2 weeks straights that we receive at least a couple of dead people nengadjoze everydays... complete hecatomb this year...

[Doctor Stop]

Not having to send them because they're dead just saves you money.

[Taro Toporific]

Nothing says Japanese "Kurisumasu" better than gathering around the toxic waste “Melty Go-Round” Christmas Tree that gently glows in the dark in traditional radioactive colors...

Kawaii “Melty Go-Round” Christmas Tree Debuts at Roppongi Hills
via @TokyoFashion's twitter

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[Coligny]

Nothing says Japanese "Kurisumasu" better than gathering around the toxic waste “Melty Go-Round” Christmas Tree that gently glows in the dark in traditional radioactive colors...

Kawaii “Melty Go-Round” Christmas Tree Debuts at Roppongi Hills
via @TokyoFashion's twitter

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Judging by the faces of the 3 gurls on the right, it's the one on the left who farted...

[Taro Toporific]

Judging by the faces of the 3 gurls on the right, it's the one on the left who farted...

Nah, the Fukushima unicorns farted.

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[Taro Toporific]

Christmas Tree looking hair on otaku idol Shokotan aka Shoko Nakagawa for her new album "Once Upon a Time" -- Rapunzel themed cover art (Dec. 11 release).

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[Taro Toporific]

Red Christmas bunny ears ‘n’ fuzzy bikinis best capture the true Spirit of the Season...

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[Taro Toporific]

The True Spirit of Japanese Christmas...

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nyoko1998love nyoko@さかちゃげ生誕祭 23h
生きる廃墟として話題のピエリ守山のクリスマスツリー
(Christmas tree at the Pieri Moriyama Mall—an urban ruin in the making.)

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rocketnews24.com: Creepiest mall ever...Shiga Prefecture’s (almost) empty Pieri Moriyama

[yanpa]

A "cruising" mall eh? A few darkrooms might lighten the place up. So to speak.

[Coligny]

The True Spirit of Japanese Christmas...

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nyoko1998love nyoko@さかちゃげ生誕祭 23h
生きる廃墟として話題のピエリ守山のクリスマスツリー
(Christmas tree at the Pieri Moriyama Mall—an urban ruin in the making.)

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rocketnews24.com: Creepiest mall ever...Shiga Prefecture’s (almost) empty Pieri Moriyama

Hey... I went there...

(actually, certainly not... but look like every Aeon Mall build in Aichi... that's Matrix Deja Vu level of creepy)

[matsuki]

Red Christmas bunny ears ‘n’ fuzzy bikinis best capture the true Spirit of the Season...

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Ho Ho, they'll make my Christmas merry while I give them a white Christmas.

[GomiGirl]

Red Christmas bunny ears ‘n’ fuzzy bikinis best capture the true Spirit of the Season...

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Ho Ho, they'll make my Christmas merry while I give them a white Christmas.

eeewww

[Taro Toporific]

Merry Shintmas!

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via

[GomiGirl]

That is awesome - love the caption!!

[wagyl]

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That is awesome - love the caption!!

I presume you are reading the original Japanese, not the machine-borked version on Taro's capture.

...or maybe you are praising "Shintmas," down at the jinjyule.

[Taro Toporific]

Charlie Brown's or Banksy's Christmas Tree?
You make the call.

A Japanese blogger's D.I.Y. approach to Xmas illumination ... portal.nifty.com/kiji...

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Details...

[matsuki]

Not Japan but in the Christmas spirit...

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Harassed boyfriend jumped to his death after his girlfriend insisted on going into another clothes shop

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -shop.html