Missing FG

[kagemusha]

Is there an ongoing competition for the biggest BS gaijin story? First the gulag now that shit. Sorry ass motherfucker - I do hope the yak will get him if only for the principle.

[yanpa]

The yakuza stole my homework..............

Or ate it... http://japologism.com/fukushima-and-garin-dart/535

[Russell]

But only after he ran out of money...

Or she ran out of his money

Or she ran off with his money.

[matsuki]

Shout out to the Chok man!

Nice!!

But seriously...that's the only explanation I find plausible. As for the Yak excuse....Mr. Fujioka there summed it up nicely:

Yup, I feared for my family's life. That's why I left them alone in a country with the Yakuza.

(and didn't say shit about it to anyone while hiding out in that safety cuntry Thailand)

[IparryU]

Is there an ongoing competition for the biggest BS gaijin story? First the gulag now that shit. Sorry ass motherfucker - I do hope the yak will get him if only for the principle.

That was a coward ass move. Leaving his preggo wife and kid like that is just dumb.

Why didn't he just get his wife and kid and go? I understand that the wife couldn't fly on a plane without a Dr note, but at least help them out.

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[Taro Toporific]

‘Missing’ U.K. man turns up safe in Britain
Claim of running from yakuza leaves many unanswered questions
The Japan Times Jan 15, 2014 by Tomohiro Osaki
...A source close to the matter contacted by The Japan Times, however, blasted the Daily Mail story as a “fictional piece,” while refusing to elaborate because he is “not in a position to speak publicly.” He added he has no knowledge of Dart’s whereabouts and hasn’t seen or spoken to the Briton since his disappearance.
According to other sources close to Dart, he left behind a large number of unpaid debts and bills, contradicting the Daily Mail’s claim that he was running a successful business...more...
Jake Adelstein contributed to this story.

[TennoChinko]

[Coligny]

The black dood (Craig Robinson) played "the beast" in rapture palooza (against Anna Kendrick)...higly recommended...
Also in "the end" as himself, with Channing Tatum as the gimp...

[yeahbaby]

So no-one is buying any Yak involvement then? Even though Jakey boy has a book to sell.

[matsuki]

So no-one is buying any Yak involvement then? Even though Jakey boy has a book to sell.

Nope...If you really feared for your life with the Yaks, why the hell would you leave your family without a word and run. According to that article, he didn't even contact his wife until after he got back to the U.K. That don't jive too well with his story either.

[Mike Oxlong]

So no-one is buying any Yak involvement then? Even though Jakey boy has a book to sell.

Nope...If you really feared for your life with the Yaks, why the hell would you leave your family without a word and run. According to that article, he didn't even contact his wife until after he got back to the U.K. That don't jive too well with his story either.

Besides, as mentioned a few posts back (which our Austin Powers-inspired troll has missed or ignored), even Jake seems critical of the yak angle...

[IparryU]

So no-one is buying any Yak involvement then? Even though Jakey boy has a book to sell.

Nope...If you really feared for your life with the Yaks, why the hell would you leave your family without a word and run. According to that article, he didn't even contact his wife until after he got back to the U.K. That don't jive too well with his story either.

Besides, as mentioned a few posts back (which our Austin Powers-inspired troll has missed or ignored), even Jake seems critical of the yak angle...

now conspiracy theory time.... quite possible that he was sick as fuck with the wife and went to Thailand for some fun? a big FU to the wife? yaks are probably in his realm of biz, but used as an excuse?

either way what he did was pretty douchey... even I wouldn't run out on my family... despicable if it meant my life. there are ways to GTFO, especially with the cash on hand that he had.

[Mike Oxlong]

there are ways to GTFO

Yep...

[yeahbaby]

http://japandailypress.com/missing-tokyo-expat-garin-dart-alive-well-in-england-after-leaving-pregnant-wife-yakuza-told-him-to-disappear-1542494/

Barefaced lie in the comments by 'GoHomeLoser'. or wildly inaccurate, at the very least

[Coligny]

http://japandailypress.com/missing-tokyo-expat-garin-dart-alive-well-in-england-after-leaving-pregnant-wife-yakuza-told-him-to-disappear-1542494/

Barefaced lie in the comments by 'GoHomeLoser'. or wildly inaccurate, at the very least

Really hard to give a fuck...

[Taro Toporific]

http://japandailypress.com/missing-tokyo-expat-garin-dart-alive-well-in-england-after-leaving-pregnant-wife-yakuza-told-him-to-disappear-1542494/

Barefaced lie in the comments by 'GoHomeLoser'. or wildly inaccurate, at the very least

There are many things that GoHomeLoser said. I am just curious (no ax to grind) about which of the comments are "wildly inaccurate"?

gohomeloser • 20 hours ago −
His so-called 'successful business' story was a complete fabrication. His company was heavily in debt (he was figured from a job at the Hobgoblin pub in Roppongi after stealing money from an office safe). So he took what cash he had on hand - his family's cash, remember, not company cash - and did a runner. Given that he never even told his wife what was up, I highly suspect another female was involved.
He claims to have given most of the money 'to the yakuza', and then was 'on the run' (i.e., traveled) across Southeast Asia on a few dollars a day, for six months. Riiiiight. Then shows up out of the blue in the UK.
And his situation in Japan with the yakuza was sooo scary he...up, never told his wife to leave with him, has no problems doing interviews with the paper. Riiiight.

What a tosser. I hope he's got a bit of money left over for a divorce lawyer, and I hope his wife sues his ass for every penny he makes for the next 18 years.

[omae mona]

http://japandailypress.com/missing-tokyo-expat-garin-dart-alive-well-in-england-after-leaving-pregnant-wife-yakuza-told-him-to-disappear-1542494/

Barefaced lie in the comments by 'GoHomeLoser'. or wildly inaccurate, at the very least

There are many things that GoHomeLoser said. I am just curious (no ax to grind) about which of the comments are "wildly inaccurate"?

Yeahbaby, I am going to add to Taro's comment by saying your claim is less believable than GoHomeLoser unless you're in possession of some firsthand information the rest of us don't have. And if that's the case, I doubt anybody will give you much credibility unless you back it up with some supporting evidence or explanation other than saying it's not true. If you'd like to make a point, now's your chance.

Really hard to give a fuck...

... says the guy with 49 posts in this thread so far.

[Coligny]

Really hard to give a fuck...

... says the guy with 49 posts in this thread so far.

Wuz referring to yeah baby panty twisting over someanother poster comments we don't know from someanother wabsite... None of them being quotted or even explained in the post referring them. I know half of the job is done since i'm already being told what to think aboot the commenter... But like for the hobo pr0n... I have difficulties to be mind boggled on demand(/order)

my french english is hard to understand sometimes... i'll try to write slower next time...

[yeahbaby]

http://japandailypress.com/missing-tokyo-expat-garin-dart-alive-well-in-england-after-leaving-pregnant-wife-yakuza-told-him-to-disappear-1542494/

Barefaced lie in the comments by 'GoHomeLoser'. or wildly inaccurate, at the very least

There are many things that GoHomeLoser said. I am just curious (no ax to grind) about which of the comments are "wildly inaccurate"?

Yeahbaby, I am going to add to Taro's comment by saying your claim is less believable than GoHomeLoser unless you're in possession of some firsthand information the rest of us don't have. And if that's the case, I doubt anybody will give you much credibility unless you back it up with some supporting evidence or explanation other than saying it's not true. If you'd like to make a point, now's your chance.

Really hard to give a fuck...

... says the guy with 49 posts in this thread so far.

The 'robbery' at the Nob….yes this happened but it wasn't Garin. as told to me from the horse's mouth.

the first part of GHL's story makes sense

[yeahbaby]

right

[Russell]

Not very nice of him to leave his wife with all his debts.

On the other hand, she may find another guy to support her, because she doesn't look totally non-fornicatable.

[wagyl]

Not very nice of him to leave his wife with all his debts.

On the other hand, she may find another guy to support her, because she doesn't look totally non-fornicatable.

I am sure that your opinion will be a source of great comfort to her in this time of shocking developments.

[Russell]

You think she reads this site?

[wagyl]

It is entirely possible. She, like many, may be dubious about this latest story and might do an internet search on her husband's name, trying to make sense of it all.
Whichever story you choose to believe, she always comes across as an innocent and wronged party in all this. Your opinion, while amusing on one level, is objectifying that innocent bystander, and is being made in a public place, and kept on record. That doesn't necessarily mean that it is wrong of you to express it. Only that it would make me sour if it was about me and I saw it, at a time when my sense of humour is likely to be pretty stretched.

For the record, I am eminently rootable.

[Coligny]

Outrage by proxy...

Don't hurt the feeling of someone you don't know and never posted there but might be reading someday your post and will certainly not like it according to someone who don't know her either, but tell us we should care.

Sooo... Basically we can shutdown the interweb...

[chibaka]

Dear all, the case is closed. Darin has resurfaced in Yorkshire, England and since contacted his wife adding ‘she is still angry’.

http://foreignvolunteers.org/2012/05/29 ... t-missing/

Angry? No shit....

[yanpa]

The case may be closed (see posts above) but questions are still open (ditto).

[chibaka]

Wondered why the volunteers site thread hasn't been deleted, lot of pissed off and embarrassed friends right now. Several enemies laughing their balls off one suspects

[legion]

Imagine the scene.

"Oh darn, the guy we were going to murder found out about our plans, how on earth did that happen?"

"Gee kumicho, it must have been that time I got drunk in a bar and revealed our plans to a casual gaijin I know, by amazing coincidence he knew the guy we were going to murder well enough to have his phone number, he must have tipped him off"

"Gosh yakuza underling, I am not going to have you dropped into a vat of molten asphalt having heard that unlikely confession of gross stupidity, instead let's extort some money from the guy by threatening him, his pregnant wife and small child, because it is unlikely he would react by talking to the police, who are currently enforcing stringent new laws against our existence.

"Perhaps we should tell him to leave Japan too, then we won't be able to extort more money from him at a later date"

"Good thinking underling, just so long as he doesn't run away to Yorkshire and spill the unfermented beans to the local press, because although we have a global reach, we are no match for neighbours of practitioners of Ecky Thump"

[IparryU]

Imagine the scene.

"Oh darn, the guy we were going to murder found out about our plans, how on earth did that happen?"

"Gee kumicho, it must have been that time I got drunk in a bar and revealed our plans to a casual gaijin I know, by amazing coincidence he knew the guy we were going to murder well enough to have his phone number, he must have tipped him off"

"Gosh yakuza underling, I am not going to have you dropped into a vat of molten asphalt having heard that unlikely confession of gross stupidity, instead let's extort some money from the guy by threatening him, his pregnant wife and small child, because it is unlikely he would react by talking to the police, who are currently enforcing stringent new laws against our existence.

"Perhaps we should tell him to leave Japan too, then we won't be able to extort more money from him at a later date"

"Good thinking underling, just so long as he doesn't run away to Yorkshire and spill the unfermented beans to the local press, because although we have a global reach, we are no match for neighbours of practitioners of Ecky Thump"

Lol nice scenario!

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