Fake(r) Wedding Minister

[Taro Toporific]

Wedding Minister
http://www.deliart.com/recruit.php
Deli Art Co., Ltd. 株式会社デリアート
Part Time / Experienced (Non-Manager)
Salary
¥8,000 ~ ¥13,000 / Project
Requirements
English: Fluent
Japanese: Conversational
Must currently reside in Japan
Description
Wedding celebrants Wanted
We are looking for western males who can work as long as possible ... mostly during weekends.
No experience needed. No matter about the age.
Permanent visa is the best and possibly resident in ... city.
Daily Japanese conversation skill is requested.
Guaranteed: Y8000~(1 Ceremony)
Date: Sat, Sun and Hol.
https://jobs.gaijinpot.com/job/view/com ... b_id/91834

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[yanpa]

Damn, I read that as "Wedding Monster". Would have been much more exciting.

[wagyl]

Bridezilla?

Run for your life!

[J.A.F.O]

Had a friend tell me about doing this when I first got here. Continuously getting laid was one of his selling points I recall. Maybe I'm just skeptical but I don't think these companies are too keen on the idea of a person posing as a religious beacon of piety bending over the bridesmaids when no one is looking... Then again I guess it works for the catholic priests... and TIJ

[yanpa]

Maybe there's some opportunity for some pre-nuptial instruction for the bride?

[Russell]

Maybe there's some opportunity for some pre-nuptial instruction for the bride?

Or for both the bride and the groom...

[sublight]

8000 a pop? Shit, man, I get almost twice that.

[yanpa]

But can you pop every time?

[sublight]

Had a friend tell me about doing this when I first got here. Continuously getting laid was one of his selling points I recall. Maybe I'm just skeptical but I don't think these companies are too keen on the idea of a person posing as a religious beacon of piety bending over the bridesmaids when no one is looking... Then again I guess it works for the catholic priests... and TIJ

If your friend was in Japan, then he was full of it. First: no bridesmaids. Second: you show up and prep with the staff, do a quick rehearsal with the bride & groom right before the ceremony, do the ceremony, then either start prepping the next ceremony or leave. No socializing with the customers.

Now if he meant getting laid with the wedding hall staff, that's another story. Those ladies are hot.

[sublight]

But can you pop every time?

My record is popping 7 times in a day, and 11 in a weekend.

[Coligny]

But can you pop every time?

My record is popping 7 times in a day, and 11 in a weekend.

You really need to install charcoal water filters...

Maybe a brita bottle for a start ?

[Yokohammer]

The fake wedding chapel and priest industry here is such a hoot. I'm always astonished that it hasn't been taken up by some religious organisation or the "faithful" at large as another example of how Japan is headed straight for hell (that I know of).

I was at a wedding in Sendai a couple of years ago, at a hotel "chapel," and the priest (American or Canadian guy, I'm guessing) was visibly disturbed by my presence. Avoided me like the plague. It was hilarious.

In case you're wondering, I really don't give a shit about the fact that (most of) the priests are not ordained. But it really is another example of how superficial and hypocritical things can be here. Appearances are everything and bullshit is SOP.

[J.A.F.O]

If your friend was in Japan, then he was full of it. First: no bridesmaids. Second: you show up and prep with the staff, do a quick rehearsal with the bride & groom right before the ceremony, do the ceremony, then either start prepping the next ceremony or leave. No socializing with the customers.

Now if he meant getting laid with the wedding hall staff, that's another story. Those ladies are hot.

Oh no he was indeed full of it half the time, but it was me who just assumed he meant the bridesmaids. I have all the acumen of horny 16 year old sometimes, and that's probably how he was trying to sell me the gig. Let my mind fill in the blanks on where all this illustrious vagina was coming from.