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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby IparryU » Sat Jan 11, 2014 2:30 am

chokonen888 wrote:
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Just like with clothes, you have to go a few sizes up to get something your size :twisted:

Another reason why I want a vasectomy.

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Re: Graffiti & Boots, Shibuya Center Street, Jan 2014

Postby wuchan » Sat Jan 11, 2014 2:56 am

Taro Toporific wrote:♪♬ …Are you ready, boots? / Start walking. ♬
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I wuz drunkz wit my camera waitin for da train to open becauz I gotz no game and no j-ho didn't go to luv hotelz wit me....

fuck I hate "photographers" here.
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:54 pm

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In that period of his career Bruce Willis was always dating models pic.twitter.com/WCujaH8FHD--Peter Durfee (@Durf)'s twitter January 14, 2014
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Coligny » Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:23 pm

Caucasian girls on jtv/commercials often have lazy eyes...
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby yanpa » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:47 am

Feeling pent up and frustrated? Then why not sidle on down to Kokubunji Station and
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:12 am

Jan-ken-pon bookmarks

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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby matsuki » Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:03 pm

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Good way to keep people off your ass :cool2:
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Coligny » Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:27 pm

Speaking of which, is there a reglementary size for these and old driver signs ? The karimen drivers rectangle is highly regulated for its size and position on the front and back of the car. But for the beginner and old driver signs it's just "display it front and back" I found some half size reflective that seems sufficient, but not sure of the R&T law position on that...
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:10 pm

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Akisamiyou is the local slang for "wow" or "oh my"...
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Russell » Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:35 pm

I miss a pair of testicles hanging at the back of that truck...
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Coligny » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:17 am

Russell wrote:I miss a pair of testicles hanging at the back of that truck...


And the "Bush Cheney" sticker...
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:40 pm

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Straight from the corn-hole, perhaps...
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:22 pm

The Time the U.S. Invaded a Japanese Submarine Base... in Alaska?
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...Office of Japanese weather station on Kiska, Sept 1943. Weather station, once occupied by Japanese, became U.S. officers' headquarters; graffiti is written across wall behind desk.
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby matsuki » Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:35 pm

hahahahaha, yanki-joker!!!
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:50 am

The other taunt was even better: "You are dancing by foolisch (in Deutscher)."
I will give Japanese prewar education it's due...at least they got the grammar right. Postwar, the Japanese have spent billions and billions of dollars on Engrish education and probably only very few would be able to produce a sentence so grammatically correct even now.
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby matsuki » Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:37 pm

but but but, now Japan is peace safety cuntry and wants one love for everyone!

Love, piece, ice cleam!!
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:43 pm

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Spotted in Sapporo, Japan.  --via Engrish.com You have taken Interceptors parking space. | Photo courtesy of Jennifer Schlock.
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby matsuki » Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:58 am

Challenge accepted....
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Coligny » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:23 pm

The only challenge is sharing the road with this kind of tards...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:04 am

JAPAN or SOCHI?
You make the call. :razz:
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby wagyl » Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:28 am

What is the bottom right trying to say? No shooting up?
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Coligny » Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:58 am

wagyl wrote:What is the bottom right trying to say? No shooting up?


Welcome to the club... The whole internet is wondering aboot the meaning...
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Grumpy Gramps » Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:29 am

No kazachok?
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Coligny » Fri Feb 07, 2014 2:15 am

Grumpy Gramps wrote:No kazachok?


What's a kazachok ?

(You're not helping...)
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby J.A.F.O » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:58 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:The other taunt was even better: "You are dancing by foolisch (in Deutscher)."
I will give Japanese prewar education it's due...at least they got the grammar right. Postwar, the Japanese have spent billions and billions of dollars on Engrish education and probably only very few would be able to produce a sentence so grammatically correct even now.


Their penmanship was quite good as well.
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby J.A.F.O » Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:46 pm

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Using nothing but the finest cream in their Latte
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Feb 07, 2014 2:19 pm

Can you have a coffee CLIMAX?
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Using nothing but the finest cream in their Latte

"The finest cream in their Latte" and they have cute muffins too.
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That "Climax" is in Okinawa, but the original Aussie CLIMAX took more than 50 years to truly master the engrish...
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FOR OVER 50 YEAR "CLIMAX ENGINEERING"...
This machine designed & Build to grind coffee consistently & reliably, from ‘TURKISH’ to ‘PLUNGER’.
Can also be used for grinding such substances as spices, rise , coal, etc...
...When the Machine is plugged in, the internal long life fluorescent globe lights up, indicating that the power is ‘ON’.
It also allow to watch the hopper as the coffee is being ground.
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:58 pm

"Trains are dangerous. Fight them with your briefcase and umbrella with friends!" via
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Apr 22, 2014 12:54 pm

"The eikaiwa school that gets you closer... To pimps." via
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Re: Random Japanese Signs

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:21 pm

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