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Honda invaded by an alien.. and a female!

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Feb 25, 2014 12:17 am

Honda names first foreigner, female to top management
Reuters | 2014/02/2 --Honda Motor Co. named the first foreigner and first female to its all-Japanese, all-male roster of board members and operating officers on Monday, helping it catch up with rival Japanese carmakers in diversifying its executive ranks.
Japan's third-biggest car maker named Issao Mizoguchi, a Brazilian of Japanese descent and senior vice president at Honda South America, as one of its 23 operating officers. Honda also appointed Hideko Kunii, a professor at Shibaura Institute of Technology, to its 13-member board of directors...more...

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Re: Honda invaded by an alien.. and a female!

Postby Coligny » Tue Feb 25, 2014 12:45 am

NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
No can do, no way...


Just out of curiosity, how much is the salary of an Honda exec. ?
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Postby Russell » Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:50 am

Lol Coligny, but she probably is richer than your wife...
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Postby Coligny » Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:27 am

That's why I asked...
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Postby Russell » Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:54 am

In any case, she looks like she has a vision...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:06 am

Russell wrote:In any case, she looks like she has a vision...


SEPARATED AT BIRTH?

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Postby J.A.F.O » Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:08 am

Maybe she made to the board but I have a feeling she's gonna be seated at the foot of the table.
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Postby Russell » Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:30 am

J.A.F.O wrote:Maybe she made to the board but I have a feeling she's gonna be seated at the foot of the table.

Would you want her under your table?!?
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Re: Honda invaded by an alien.. and a female!

Postby J.A.F.O » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:06 am

Russell wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:Maybe she made to the board but I have a feeling she's gonna be seated at the foot of the table.

Would you want her under your table?!?


Foot of the table! I said the THE FOOT of the Table, not under it..... Yea maybe. :biggrin2:
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Re: Honda invaded by an alien.. and a female!

Postby Coligny » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:08 am

Out of sight, out of eye bleach...
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Postby J.A.F.O » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:29 am

Coligny wrote:Out of sight, out of eye bleach...


I'm sure she could afford a merco benz though...
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Re: Honda invaded by an alien.. and a female!

Postby Coligny » Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:08 am

J.A.F.O wrote:
Coligny wrote:Out of sight, out of eye bleach...


I'm sure she could afford a merco benz though...



FUCK YOUZE


one day... I'll have one...
joking, can't stand krauts...
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Postby J.A.F.O » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:32 pm

Coligny wrote:FUCK YOUZE

one day... I'll have one...
joking, can't stand krauts...


Starting to say the same thing about this car right now.

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Re: Honda invaded by an alien.. and a female!

Postby matsuki » Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:07 pm

Though I still have issues with calling that female, I have to imagine her presence will fuck with their heads. She's Japanese but gaijin? Head explosions incoming...
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Re: Honda invaded by an alien.. and a female!

Postby Coligny » Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:36 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:
Coligny wrote:FUCK YOUZE

one day... I'll have one...
joking, can't stand krauts...


Starting to say the same thing about this car right now.

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Re: Honda invaded by an alien.. and a female!

Postby J.A.F.O » Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:51 pm

Coligny wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:
Coligny wrote:FUCK YOUZE

one day... I'll have one...
joking, can't stand krauts...


Starting to say the same thing about this car right now.

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Named a Hennessy Venom. Registered as a modified Lotus I read somewhere. Good call!

Nice to know I can find a lotus reasonably priced out there. :cry2:
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