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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:15 pm

Unmarried women desiring IVF turn to privately operated websites to find donors before biological clocks stop ticking...
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Re: Independent Sperm Donors

Postby Wage Slave » Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:26 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Unmarried women desiring IVF turn to privately operated websites to find donors before biological clocks stop ticking...


IVF? Do you mean artificial insemination perhaps? IVF is for treating infertility even though healthy ova are being produced. Ms Ovum and Mr sperm are introduced to each other in a test tube, cultured for a few weeks and then implanted in the woman's womb to (hopefully) grow to term.

Or has your computer got a virus?
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Re: Independent Sperm Donors

Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:28 pm

Wage Slave wrote:
Mike Oxlong wrote:Unmarried women desiring IVF turn to privately operated websites to find donors before biological clocks stop ticking...


IVF? Do you mean artificial insemination perhaps? IVF is for treating infertility even though healthy ova are being produced. Ms Ovum and Mr sperm are introduced to each other in a test tube, cultured for a few weeks and then implanted in the woman's womb to (hopefully) grow to term.

Or has your computer got a virus?

I did mean artificial insemination. Thank you for the correction. If there are any viruses, they are likely lodged deep in my brain.

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Re: Independent Sperm Donors

Postby GomiGirl » Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:02 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Unmarried women desiring IVF turn to privately operated websites to find donors before biological clocks stop ticking...


Is there a link? Or is this just a random thought you had while taking a crap or something?
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Independent Sperm Donors

Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:07 pm

GomiGirl wrote:
Mike Oxlong wrote:Unmarried women desiring IVF turn to privately operated websites to find donors before biological clocks stop ticking...


Is there a link? Or is this just a random thought you had while taking a crap or something?

Not just some brain fart. Saw it on the tv news.
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Re: Independent Sperm Donors

Postby Coligny » Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:26 pm

Aircraft carriers are born sterile. You can not make two aircraft carriers to breed offsprings.
The only way to make new aircraft carriers is to artificially inseminate a battleship by making it buttfuck an airport.

The current airport to battleship ratio coupled with global warming will soon make aircraft carrier an extinct specie...
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Re: Independent Sperm Donors

Postby BigInJapan » Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:51 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:
Mike Oxlong wrote:Unmarried women desiring IVF turn to privately operated websites to find donors before biological clocks stop ticking...


Is there a link? Or is this just a random thought you had while taking a crap or something?

Not just some brain fart. Saw it on the tv news.

If it was NHK, this might be it.
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Re: Independent Sperm Donors

Postby yanpa » Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:02 am

Coligny wrote:Aircraft carriers are born sterile. You can not make two aircraft carriers to breed offsprings.
The only way to make new aircraft carriers is to artificially inseminate a battleship by making it buttfuck an airport.

The current airport to battleship ratio coupled with global warming will soon make aircraft carrier an extinct specie...


What are you smoking, and is it available outside of Toyohashi?
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Re: Independent Sperm Donors

Postby Coligny » Fri Feb 28, 2014 1:12 am

yanpa wrote:
Coligny wrote:Aircraft carriers are born sterile. You can not make two aircraft carriers to breed offsprings.
The only way to make new aircraft carriers is to artificially inseminate a battleship by making it buttfuck an airport.

The current airport to battleship ratio coupled with global warming will soon make aircraft carrier an extinct specie...


What are you smoking, and is it available outside of Toyohashi?


Horse tranquilizer injected directly behind the eyeballs.

Better than viagra, wallpaper glue and headlight fluid combined in one intake.

Trigger massive constipation and anal retentiveness issues though, that can only be solved by JP4 jetfuel enemas. Stuff must be fresh, not the long storage old reserve mixed with Sta-Bil.
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Re: Independent Sperm Donors

Postby yanpa » Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:33 am

BigInJapan wrote:
Mike Oxlong wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:
Mike Oxlong wrote:Unmarried women desiring IVF turn to privately operated websites to find donors before biological clocks stop ticking...


Is there a link? Or is this just a random thought you had while taking a crap or something?

Not just some brain fart. Saw it on the tv news.

If it was NHK, this might be it.
ネットで精子提供持ちかけ 妊娠・出産も


Now there's a ビジネスチャンス... "Guaranteed ハーフ-capable sperm delivered directly to your uterus"
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Re: Independent Sperm Donors

Postby yanpa » Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:34 am

Coligny wrote:
yanpa wrote:
Coligny wrote:Aircraft carriers are born sterile. You can not make two aircraft carriers to breed offsprings.
The only way to make new aircraft carriers is to artificially inseminate a battleship by making it buttfuck an airport.

The current airport to battleship ratio coupled with global warming will soon make aircraft carrier an extinct specie...


What are you smoking, and is it available outside of Toyohashi?


Horse tranquilizer injected directly behind the eyeballs.

Better than viagra, wallpaper glue and headlight fluid combined in one intake.

Trigger massive constipation and anal retentiveness issues though, that can only be solved by JP4 jetfuel enemas. Stuff must be fresh, not the long storage old reserve mixed with Sta-Bil.

I am interested in your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Re: Independent Sperm Donors

Postby matsuki » Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:08 am

yanpa wrote:
BigInJapan wrote:
Mike Oxlong wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:
Mike Oxlong wrote:Unmarried women desiring IVF turn to privately operated websites to find donors before biological clocks stop ticking...


Is there a link? Or is this just a random thought you had while taking a crap or something?

Not just some brain fart. Saw it on the tv news.

If it was NHK, this might be it.
ネットで精子提供持ちかけ 妊娠・出産も


Now there's a ビジネスチャンス... "Guaranteed ハーフ-capable sperm delivered directly to your uterus"


Sounds good til the single mama suddenly decides the kid needs a papa or she needs money...
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