Japanese condoms: Now even more dangerously thin!

[Kanchou]

http://www.condom-sizes.org/thinnest-co ... ver-before

Why is it the Japanese brands don't sell their absurdly thin condoms overseas? Because otherwise you'd never get the Japanese to wear them? On average the ones they do sell are about two to three times thicker than their thinnest. But now it's essentially double that!

Not including the crappy 500 for ￥1000 love hotel condoms, I have tried five different types sold in Japan...

But why is it the ones with the elephant on the box are the only ones that don't require a herculean effort to get on?

If only Sagami made the .001 in "toddler's arm" size...

[IparryU]

Solution, get her on the pill or raw dog it. Pill is advised.

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[Mike Oxlong]

Solution, get her on the pill or raw dog it. Pill is advised.

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A little bird told me that the IUD is not so uncommon and an easier sell than the pill...

[IparryU]

details?!?!?!

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[Mike Oxlong]

details?!?!?!

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I'm not married to a kinegologist.

[IparryU]

to the vip.area i go

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[matsuki]

why is it the ones with the elephant on the box are the only ones that don't require a herculean effort to get on?

The "XL" size ones here are nicer than even regular ones in the states. (Just not so cheap...)

[Kanchou]

The "XL" fit the best, but the "Large" sized once MUST be regular sized by world standards, because they're a bitch to get on.

[yanpa]

It's the same principle as with clothing: Japan's "L" = rest of world's "M".

[Coligny]

Meanwhile in Russia...

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Teeeheee... Heeeheeeheee...

/the resident 5 years old...

[yanpa]

Would a giant condom be strong enough to catch the rocket if fired?

[Coligny]

Would a giant condom be strong enough to catch the rocket if fired?

Dun't know, for my really huge size I use spray on condoms...

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Can plastidip the whole slut too...

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[Russell]

Meanwhile in Russia...

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Now we are talking politics, it looks like Putin got a boner from the crime area...

[yanpa]

Well while we're talking about Putin and boners,

Now may not be the best time to call Putin ‘gay’

PEOPLE who accuse Vladimir Putin of being a latent homosexual may want to back off for a bit, experts have confirmed.

In the wake of Russia’s anti-gay laws it has become popular to speculate that President Putin is a closeted gay man, filled with self-loathing.

But experts stressed that, in the current climate, that would be an incredibly bad idea.

Julian Cook, professor of Russia at Roehampton University, said: “I would be more inclined to say that bare-chested horse riding is the mark of a great statesman with a string of mistresses.

“We know that President Putin will do what is right for mankind because of his enthusiasm for judo.

“And when the world finds itself in great peril we must all look to the wisdom of bear hunters.”

Tom Logan, who used to think the horse riding photo was homo-erotic, said: “I have no idea what you’re talking about.

“All I see is a man who, unlike me, could have any woman he wants.”

[Coligny]

From:

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Also, what we all knew even before Snowden:

UK most at risk from sexy women, says GCHQ
28-02-14

BRITAIN’S surveillance agency has revealed plans to gather more data on naturally buxom females.

After it emerged that GCHQ had been harvesting explicit webcam images, the agency revealed terrorists are most likely to have non-surgically augmented DD or EE breasts and low inhibitions.

A spokesman said: “The idea of bearded, male terror cell members is a stereotype perpetuated by anti-democracy factions.

“It is sexy curvaceous girls with an anything-goes mentality that we need to keep a close eye on. They are definitely plotting something big.

“We must scrutinise them constantly, if that means paying for subscriptions to certain sites and building a direct rapport with targets like Gwen from Newport who I’m fairly sure really likes me.”

[Kanchou]

http://okamoto001mm.jp/

Okamoto is getting in on the 001 game...

(of course they're really more like .0018)

[Mike Oxlong]

You don't put any stock in this thin condom mumbo jumbo, do you?

[yanpa]

You don't put any stock in this thin condom mumbo jumbo, do you?

Generally I'd keep stock in a pan or other sealable container, though I heard in an emergency a condom can hold up to a litre of liquid.

[Coligny]

awesum wabsite...

Maybe not enough zombie fighting tactics though...

[Russell]

In my old windsurfing days I was considering to bring condoms as an emergency supply while on the water.

Inflating four of them and binding them together makes for a perfect life jacket, ain't it?

[Coligny]

In my old windsurfing days I was considering to bring condoms as an emergency supply while on the water.

Inflating four of them and binding them together makes for a perfect life jacket, ain't it?

Maybe it's good that you stopped windsurfing...

[matsuki]

You don't put any stock in this thin condom mumbo jumbo, do you?

Not in Japan...the locals certainly don't use em.