20 Most Peaceful Countries in the World: No. 10 - Japan

[yanpa]

One of the most enchanting countries culturally, Japan has the third largest economy in the world. Since the World War II, Japan has been really peaceful, with little internal conflict and low crime. Moreover, the country maintains cordial relations with its neighbors. Japan has not had a professional military since the end of WWII. The country settles on an internal security force in order to maintain the peace. Personally I enjoy visiting Japan and I also consider this country to be peaceful as well as breathtakingly beautiful.

http://travel.amerikanki.com/most-peace ... -world/10/

[matsuki]

Obviously never actually been to Japan...

[Wage Slave]

Obviously never been to Japan with his brain and faculties engaged. It's truly amazing how many people manage that trick. Mind you it happens in other countries too. Thailand springs to mind.

[Coligny]

Thailand get toats a free pass in my book...

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I'd toats move there if it was a real country...
Reached my quotas of Lalaland "look at us we are relevant" with Japan.

[yanpa]

Upper end of Sukhumwit, north side of the street around Soi 5 (IIRC) should keep you happy.

You'd miss the whole "stuff just works" thing they have going on in Japan (at least at consumer interaction level, Thailand doesn't have any nuclear power stations). Though I do hear they've completed the pedestrian bridge on the east side of the Asoke intersection, which would have removed the whole "cross 6 lanes of traffic, some of them coming from the wrong direction" experience which so ennervated my commute, had it been completed in the decade it was planned for.

Meanwhile in Shinjuku I notice an upsurge in Thai tourists and businesses catering to them.

[Coligny]

Packing for a recon trip right nao...

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And while searching for hazmat suits pics... Founded a girls in hazmat suits fetishist web forum...

http://www.heavygeargirls.com

And I'm nao officially scared of the interwab...

They even list tv show episode when a female character wear rubber gloves... Including nearly every episode of XFiles with Dana Scully ever made...

[yanpa]

Packing for a recon trip right nao...

Tired of Vietnam? Or just not enough trannies there?

[kurogane]

Obviously never been to Japan with his brain and faculties engaged. It's truly amazing how many people manage that trick. .

And how defensive they get when poked, prodded or challenged on it.

"Japan is really peaceful".

"The country settles on an internal security force in order to maintain the peace."

"I know this because my pen pal Haruo told me"

Either that is taken from a Grade 4 Special Class Geography report (How To Use a Thesaurus), or Japan really is a moron magnet.

[matsuki]

Japan really is a moron magnet.

[Coligny]

And producer...

[Taro Toporific]

One of the most enchanting countries culturally, Japan... maintains cordial relations with its neighbors...
... breathtakingly beautiful.

http://travel.amerikanki.com/most-peace ... -world/10/

"Breathtakingly beautiful" Japan

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via Melvyn's flickr


Ok, ok, we shouldn't be so hard on this demented "author". The moronic content is just bot-scraped from random sources on the Net and then re-packaged as a spam/content farm (amerikanki.com) that is meant to sell crappy health products/schemes.

[kurogane]

Well, at the usual 10% rate, sure, but it seems to me it is disproportionately attractive to wingnuts and slop brained emotards and spastics that find in it something not even really there and certainly not visible to those of us who don't require heavy prescription medication to lead a reasonable fascimile of a normal life.

Where else could somebody get away with claims to transethnicity?????

And the Japanese love dat shiite, so the circle of pain continues.

Have you met many French and Belgian Weebotards? Between the gushy English and the childish fascination with trivial BS they really do pose a mental health hazard to those around them. It's like going to a favourite bar and finding out it's been rented out by an anime convention.


AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH


PS the FucBook comments there are priceless. Is it just me or is it time to revoke English as a lingua franca????

[Coligny]

Come on, not every hobby allow 3 generations in The same family to enjoy being together... Legally...

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(Yeah, that was a pathetic attempt at incest joke...)

[Takechanpoo]

Thailand get toats a free pass in my book...

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I'd toats move there if it was a real country...
Reached my quotas of Lalaland "look at us we are relevant" with Japan.

you had been abused and bullied in your childhood and escaped to this country but also were abused and bullied here.
and next your asylum is thailand? ok.
you also will be bullied there. i guarantee it.

[Russell]

i guarantee it.

Ooohhh, it gives me such a warm and fuzzy feeling you can guarantee things like that.

What else can you guarantee, Take?!?

[Coligny]

Thailand get toats a free pass in my book...

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I'd toats move there if it was a real country...
Reached my quotas of Lalaland "look at us we are relevant" with Japan.

you had been abused and bullied in your childhood and escaped to this country but also were abused and bullied here.
and next your asylum is thailand? ok.
you also will be bullied there. i guarantee it.

your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of kimchies...

(also, i'd nearly wish to have enough social interaction with humans here in order to reach the level where the possibility of being bullied could present itself... but there is only those weird short creatures with yellow skin, small eyes, bad teeth and incomprehensible behaviours)

[yanpa]

but there is only those weird short creatures with yellow skin, small eyes, bad teeth and incomprehensible behaviours)

Infestation of Bombina variegata?

[Coligny]

Joyces of the countryside...

[Takechanpoo]

dont change the subject, pathetic little french guy.
why the fuk had you been bullied like a roach in your childhood? eh?
answer the question honestly

and its reallly really pitiful to see that you turdy aka "charisma" gaijin dudes, who were bullied like a roach in your childhood and escaped to Japan or other asian countries, pretend to be tough guys or delegations of western society and culture here.

[Takechanpoo]

delusion

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reality

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[Coligny]

dont change the subject, pathetic little french guy.

Re: 20 Most Peaceful Countries in the World: No. 10 - Japan

Try again Tanaka...

why the fuk had you been bullied like a roach in your childhood? eh?
answer the question honestly

whut ? Once you train to run faster than the catholic priest all is good...

and its reallly really pitiful to see that you turdy aka "charisma" gaijin dudes, who were bullied like a roach in your childhood and escaped to Japan or other asian countries, pretend to be tough guys or delegations of western society and culture here.

Are you djealous of my sugar mama ? Not enjoying the wrist widow anymore ?

[Coligny]

I can play that game too Tanakakechanpoop:

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Live on the floor, eat on the floor, sleep on the floor, thrive in the middle of trash and resist nukular explosion... Like Japs... roaches...

but arma III y/n ?. Sumeone ? Or Arma II Dayz ? Solitaire ? Minesweeper ?

[Takechanpoo]

this little french gay doesnt answer my question by any means
looks like its her heartstings
well its ok
fixed

[Coligny]

Sure, whatev can keep you going until your refill of meds...

[6810]

Take's shtick was old back in the day. Was a time when it was almost funny. Now he just keeps poisoning the nostalgia well.

Meanwhile that shtick looking even dustier/rustier these days. Also, is it just me or has the clever character produced by its author actually experienced in improvement in his "fake bad English" ability? Or is the mask slipping? Author out of practice, perhaps.

Fake bullying/baiting/trolling gaijin on a gaijin forum... hmmm

[kurogane]

Take's shtick was old back in the day. Was a time when it was almost funny. Now he just keeps poisoning the nostalgia well.

Amen, brudda. I used to enjoy a touch of MacTojo back at Ye Olde Place, but this twat is just tiresome. He's not even putting his back into it anymore, if he ever was.

I always felt the key to a good Pseudonese poster was their attention to detail: any reference to anything Japanese must be laboriously explained, preferably in drippingly solicitous pedantry and with a relevant Wikipedia link that looks like it was written by him or one like him. It helps maintain the veneer of veracity or at least verissimilitude.

I no longer have any idea what Coligny is saying most of the time ("toats"???? ), but at least he's nuts. Takechinpo is just boring.

[Coligny]

I think it should be written "totes" but "toats" add a welcomed layer of tardness. Seems to mean "totally" when used by moronic young people.