BREAKING NEWS: Japanese diet "is good for you"

[yanpa]

Japanese women's healthy diet is the key to a long life, study suggests

Forget fad diets and Hollywood celebrity endorsements: Japanese women could hold the dietary key to a long and healthy life.

A new study has indicated the benefits of a diet rich in raw fish, vegetables and green tea, with Japanese females having the highest life expectancy of women in selected countries, living for an average of 86.4 years.

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Crag Wilcox, a leading gerontologist, told The Times that the Japanese diet is full of disease-fighting foods.

He said: “They eat threes servings of fish a week, on average. Plenty of whole grains, vegetables and soy products too, more tofu and more konbu seaweed than anyone else in the world, as well as squid and octopus, which are rich in taurine – that could lower cholesterol and blood pressure.”

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[wuchan]

I thought J-girls ate a bananna for breakfast, skipped lunch and ate a "cute" cake for dinner...

[wagyl]

... They eat ... octopus

[Coligny]

Yup they do...

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[Coligny]

I thought J-girls ate a bananna for breakfast, skipped lunch and ate a "cute" cake for dinner...

The assabanana trend was killed by the natto is awesome trend, itself killed by being exposed as a scam...

[Russell]

Saiz the MacD regular...

[yanpa]

Saiz the MacD regular...

Call me cynical, but I suspect MacD does not keep you regular.

[yanpa]

... They eat ... octopus

In unrelated news, the annual death toll of little old ladies asyphxiated following freak tentacle-related incidents has risen dramatically.

[Coligny]

Saiz the MacD regular...

The headbanging was geared at our village idiot...

I was eating that stuff before being told it was cthulluh's love childrunz...

Me bitch still got the special cooking pan with the little half balls holes init...

Since that incident i first started monitoring her time in the kitchen, then after witnessing the atrocities happening there first hand switched to an all McD diet...

[Coligny]

Saiz the MacD regular...

Call me cynical, but I suspect MacD does not keep you regular.

AND YOU'LL BE SOOOOO WRONG...

Give you the shits 24/7... How can you not call that 'regular' !????

(This and/or tap water...)
I might need to see a doc for this, but when I went to a dermatologist for reddish dry skin on my cheeks...
Well...
Let say that it went from minor cosmetic default to "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Hellraiser peeled off skin style... So I might need to schedule a -NOT BY BOAT- trip to Korea to have this shit fixed by real doctors and not Dr Zaius wanabees with diplomas fresh out of this morning cereal box...

[wagyl]

For the record, I looked at the OP's avatar, looked at the content of the post, looked at the OP's avatar again and went

But I am confident that 2458 of the members here realised that.

Then again, the OP seems to be of the view that a newspaper which once had in depth incisive analysis of the situation in the Middle East and cheeky, amusing columns interviewing serious people who were definitely not used to such treatment, but now seems to consist almost entirely of lists of the 10 best faux leather man-bags for Spring 2014, has lowered its standards of journalism. Such a heretical opinion, I say eat him.

[yanpa]

I swear the Mrs. reads this site... guess what she brought home for dinner...

[wagyl]

A really really good faux leather man-bag?

[yanpa]

Nah, Coligny's dermatologist.

[Coligny]

Dr Zaius ? She knows him too ?

[Russell]

Nah, Coligny's dermatologist.

You mean this?!?

[Coligny]

Nah, Coligny's dermatologist.

You mean this?!?

D00d I toats stopped doing my feet fingernailz decades ago...

[Coligny]

And now Corky will double post for everything, 1 time when he tries to make a funny and 1 other time for the salvage operation of "th3 funnay" sinking faster than a Korean ferry...