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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:31 pm

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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:03 pm

that actually explains a LOT about the way things are here...
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Postby Greji » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:13 pm

"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
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Postby Behan » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:06 pm

But what about dry and wet dreams?
His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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Postby wuchan » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:35 pm

Maybe the scientists just want to make sleeping on the train even mpre acceptable than it is now so that salarymen can work more. If they get 3 hours of sleep a day on the way to/from work that's 3 hours less that they have to spend at home. maybe someday the japanese will get all their sleep on the train or in public during breaks and only go home to shit and shower.
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Postby PileOWank » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:54 pm

wuchan wrote:and only go home to shit and shower.


Why go home? Just use a manga cafe.:robot:
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Postby Iraira » Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:43 pm

wuchan wrote:maybe someday the japanese will get all their sleep on the train or in public during breaks and only go home to shit and shower.


Speaking of going home to shit, I realized something the other day. I've been living in the same place for close to 1.5 years now, and I am still on the same 18-pack of TP that I bought the day I moved in (to christen the place). Figure that I do most of my shitting at work...boss would probably agree to that in other aspects. I must have the most ketchi bowels or something. Sorry, about that diversion.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu May 15, 2014 2:28 pm

wuchan wrote:maybe someday the japanese will get all their sleep on the train or in public during breaks and only go home to shit and shower.


LDP members soundly sleep during the live streaming of Wednesday's meeting of the Labor Welfare Committee.
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"LDP members sound asleep during live streaming of UH health commission session"
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Re: Narcoleptic Nipponjin

Postby matsuki » Thu May 15, 2014 2:44 pm

Your tax money...hard at work!
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