The nurse is a Real Doll

[Taro Toporific]

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Japan woman's body sent by mail marked 'doll'
The New Straits Times | 26 May 2014
TOKYO: Murder detectives were today investigating the case of a young nurse whose corpse was sent by parcel post across Japan in a box that claimed to contain a doll.
The body of Rika Okada was found in a storage lock-up in Tokyo.
Investigators also found the 2-metre (6ft 6in) box in which it had been transported from the southern city of Osaka, reports said.
The delivery service that ferried the package — marked with the Japanese word for ’doll’ — 400 kilometres (230 miles) to the capital had been paid in Okada’s own name. The bill for the lock-up’s short term rental had been settled using her credit card.
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[Hijinx]

Kind of ironic that love hotels lock the door and won't let you leave separately unless they can confirm you are both alive, but mailing a parcel the size and weight of a body? The answer "doll" flies. And it's ironic that life size companion dolls are enough of a thing here that it barely raises an eyebrow.

[Coligny]

Sooo, that's were my last order went and got lost...

Kind of ironic that love hotels lock the door and won't let you leave separately unless they can confirm you are both alive, but mailing a parcel the size and weight of a body? The answer "doll" flies. And it's ironic that life size companion dolls are enough of a thing here that it barely raises an eyebrow.

2 meters and 40-45 kilos... That's the size of a real shitload of things for a parcel (furniture/car parts/shelving), also, pretty sure a nurse can be packed more tightly. Give me a good knife and I'll make it fit in a 100x50x50 box

[Hijinx]

Sooo, that's were my last order went and got lost...

Kind of ironic that love hotels lock the door and won't let you leave separately unless they can confirm you are both alive, but mailing a parcel the size and weight of a body? The answer "doll" flies. And it's ironic that life size companion dolls are enough of a thing here that it barely raises an eyebrow.

2 meters and 40-45 kilos... That's the size of a real shitload of things for a parcel (furniture/car parts/shelving), also, pretty sure a nurse can be packed more tightly. Give me a good knife and I'll make it fit in a 100x50x50 box

Hadn't really thought it out the way you did--makes sense. 100x50x50, huh? I imagine severing the head and limbs would do the trick. I have a pretty good knife for that.

[matsuki]

I always wonder why these geniuses don't destroy the body after the murder....maybe in this case they had already planned it and planned to run but shit like burying a body in a bathtub full of sand? By We Japanese logic, in most cases, no body, no crime...maybe the cannibal killers are the only ones with any sense...unless they decide to freeze the leftovers.

[Hijinx]

unless they decide to freeze the leftovers.

Always in search for the magic umami.

[matsuki]

unless they decide to freeze the leftovers.

Always in search for the magic umami.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Did somebody say umami?

[Taro Toporific]

2 meters and 40-45 kilos... That's the size of a real shitload of things for a parcel...

More interesting is that the murderer was even able to mail the nurse "doll" even though Japan Post's parcel weight limit is only 30kg and the combined dimensional limit (width + length + height) is 170cm.

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[Coligny]

They say delivery service, not japan post, and it was paid by credit card, my local post office only accept cash... So, might be sagawa/kuroneko yamato...

[Samurai_Jerk]

According to this report in Japanese the women who seems to have disappeared with Okada's passport was a Nikkei Brazilian.

捜査関係者によると、岡田さんの小中学校の同級生で日系ブラジル人の女が今月３日に羽田空港から中国・上海に出国。空港には同行する別の女も確認されており、府警は死亡の経緯について事情を知っているとみて２人の行方を捜している。

So we might have a Chinese and a Brazilian conspiring to kill a daughter of Yamato and escape to Shanghai. The only thing that's missing is a Korean to give the uyoko a some truly prime wanking material.

[kurogane]

Investigators also found the 2-metre (6ft 6in) box in which it had been transported from the southern city of Osaka, reports said.

Not even Asian journalists can read a map!!??? I didn't even know there were 2 Osakas, only being familiar with the western one.

Anyways, gross story...........poor woman.

[yanpa]

I didn't even know there were 2 Osakas, only being familiar with the western one.

I guess this Osaka is kind of in the south.

[Taro Toporific]

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Screenshots of the nurse are from a disreputable/ripoff news service video with a computer-voiced newscaster, yuck: http://youtu.be/ce96PiUfrxQ

[matsuki]

Woof...even the two blurrs next to her are more attractive.

[Coligny]

Woof...even the two blurrs next to her are more attractive.

Like you'd not fuck her anyway...

[matsuki]

Woof...even the two blurrs next to her are more attractive.

Like you'd not fuck her anyway...

I'd rather have a go at Taro's fuckdoll in the original post.

[Coligny]

Shit, I forgot to take first dib...

[matsuki]

Cops Demand End To AKB48

[Marked Trail]

Shit, I forgot to take first dib...

Mo' betta love....

[BigInJapan]

Mo' betta love....

Dang, why I am not surprised - TIJ after all.
That first jiji rubbing the nipple as he squeezed out his drink was just a bit too kimoi as my kids would say.