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The One Percent

Postby Russell » Fri May 30, 2014 3:33 am

What's wrong with the high conviction rate

Japan’s criminal justice system has a stunning 99 per cent conviction rate (which gives ironic new meaning to the sobriquet “the one percent”), and that could be because it’s just so wonderfully efficient. But, no. Five years after an effort at major reforms began, it’s clear that those stats have less to do with efficient law enforcement than with forced confessions, trumped up charges, professional judges who have no common sense, and gross prosecutorial misconduct.

On May 21, 2009, Japan introduced a modified jury into the courtroom, known as the lay judge system, that was supposed to encourage reform and, according to Japan's Ministry of Justice deepen the citizenry’s understanding of the law.

Well, the verdict is in, and the majority opinion is this: for all practical purposes, Japanese courts operate on the principle of “presumed guilty until proven guilty.”

The good news is that if you actually are lucky enough to get a lay judge trial and be found innocent, you may have a slightly better chance of not being convicted almost automatically when the prosecution appeals.

Double jeopardy? No problem in Japan, where the prosecution not only can appeal a not-guilty verdict, it almost always does.

Under this new system, in cases that might result in the death penalty or other serious crimes that bring severe punishment, six lay judges are chosen from among thousands of eligible candidates of voting age to sit with three professional judges. At least one professional judge must agree with the lay judges and a simple majority is required to determine the verdict.

(For an incomprehensible explanation of the lay judge system, you can also visit this English language page presented by Japan’s Ministry of Justice that will tell you almost nothing about how all this works, but does have nice illustrations).

According to Japan’s Supreme Court, the lay judge system had handed down sentences on 6,396 people as of the end of March 2014, and 34 of the defendants were found not guilty, meaning, precisely, 99.468 percent were convicted.

Defenders of the system say that may not be as bad as it sounds. They point to a recent Supreme Court decision that told prosecutors they could no longer appeal a not-guilty ruling simply because they didn’t like it. “It reinforced the idea that the system is supposed to work as ‘innocent until proven guilty,’” says Hiroshi Shidehara, a defense lawyer, and member of the Japan Federation of Bar Associations Lay Judge System Board. “I think it has made the prosecutors less likely to challenge lay judge decisions.”

“Up to now, in 90 percent of the cases where a defendant has been found not guilty, the prosecution kept appealing until they got their standard guilty verdict,” says Shidehara. To the best of his knowledge, he says, there were only four or five cases in which lay judge not-guilty verdicts had been overturned successfully. “That’s a very low number.”

But that probably comes as little consolation to the 99 percent.

The late great defense lawyer, Makoto Endo, once said this about criminal trials in Japan: “They’re absurdist farces that all end with the same punch line: guilty. The prosecution is good; the judges are their deputies, the accused is a bad guy who is punished. Occasionally, one of the actors flubs his lines so terribly that a not guilty verdict results or a judge engages in a surprise-improvised act of moral conscience that changes the whole ending of the play. These mishaps are rare.”

According to David Johnson, author of The Japanese Way of Justice, the U.S. and England have a criminal conviction rate of 75 to 80 percent.

When Japan had a standard jury system, from 1928 until it was suspended in 1943, the conviction rate was around 82 percent. After the war, the system was never revived and the new system where professional judges determined the verdicts made sure that the wheels of justice were ruthlessly efficient.

One of Japan’s most noted defense attorneys, Hiroyuki Kawai, calls criminal cases in Japan “hostage trials.” He explains that from the time you are arrested, including the 48 hours you may spend in police custody, you can be held for a total of 23 days—and you are not guaranteed the right to see a lawyer. Your lawyer may not be present during interrogation. Your lawyer might also fail to inform you of your only right, which is the right to remain silent.

Meanwhile, suspects routinely are interrogated for eight hours a day or more. It’s a breeding ground for false confessions.

“The system is ‘presumed innocent until proven guilty’ in theory,” says Kawai, “but the accused is routinely denied bail and held in confinement—unless they confess. If they don’t confess, they’re assumed to be in danger of destroying evidence that would convict them, which presumes that they’re guilty in the first place. If they do confess, then later plead innocent, the judge doesn’t believe the confession was coerced—thus they are almost sure to be found guilty.”

He notes that if a lawyer is unable actually to meet with a client, building a criminal defense is next to impossible.

Really, the prosecutors in Japan have all the cards. They do not have to show all the evidence they have to the defense. According to Johnson, there have been several cases in which prosecutors concealed critical evidence that would have exonerated the accused, but such prosecutorial conduct is not considered a crime.

There has been at least one case of a prosecutor tampering with evidence to convict the accused. Another former prosecutor resigned from office, then wrote a book apologizing for browbeating innocent people into making false confessions, noting he had been educated during his training to believe that “yakuza and foreigners have no human rights". Recently, former boxer Iwao Hakamada was released from prison after spending 45 years on death row, when the court accepted DNA testing results submitted by his lawyers that strongly suggested investigators had fabricated evidence. One of the original judges in the first trial had admitted in 2007 that he believed Hakamada was innocent but was overruled by the two senior judges on the panel, and forced to write the guilty verdict. He resigned as a judge a half year later.

Years ago when this reporter asked a functionary in the Chiba Prosecutor’s office about its refusal to accept evidence that could have potentially exonerated a foreigner accused of drug smuggling--even though the Belgian police wanted them to have it--the response was a look of dumbfound surprise.

“Why would we want new evidence that might weaken our case, when we already have to enough to convict him?” asked the functionary.

This is prosecutorial thinking in Japan: it’s not about justice, it’s about winning and saving face. And sometimes it also results in the guilty going free. An Osaka violent crimes detective said on background, “The prosecution will only take slam dunk cases. Therefore, if the accused doesn’t confess, they’ll drop it.” The case won’t go to trail. “In other words, smart criminals who know the system get off.”

Hiroshi Segi, a former Supreme Court Judge, has written that judges who churn out not-guilty verdicts find themselves side-lined career-wise or sentenced to preside over courts in the far reaches of Japan.

Some criminal defense attorneys have confessed to advising their clients to plead guilty even when they were sure their client was innocent. With only a one percent chance of victory—the odds are not in favor of the accused. To many, Japan’s criminal justice system seems to remain criminally unjust.

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Re: The One Percent

Postby kurogane » Fri May 30, 2014 9:37 am

Having been in one too many drunken street fights and never even been taken in for it, much less done down like that, I raise a cold beer to the one percenters.
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Re: The One Percent

Postby Hijinx » Fri May 30, 2014 10:22 am

So I have no rights here? Fine. Then I also feel no sense of communal obligations. I have no stake in the betterment of J-society.

All that trash that builds up in my car is going right out the window. Why should I care about littering? Fuckit, I have no rights here. Wasn't someone trying to dispose of a safe? Just dump it on the street late at night.

Hey, this is kind of a liberating feeling. :glow:
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Re: The One Percent

Postby kurogane » Fri May 30, 2014 10:49 am

Hijinx wrote:So I have no rights here? Fine. Then I also feel no sense of communal obligations. I have no stake in the betterment of J-society.


Well, hold on there Captain Fuzzy. I think I see a flaw in your logic: wouldn't the correct conclusion be that since nobody seems to enjoy any basic legal protections of any sort your long desired equality of status has been realised and your sense of communality should increase based on commensurate suffering and the solace provided by communal commiseration?

Anyways, good to see you're off the niggly negatives kick you were on and are looking to engage in this new more positive manner. or some similar sort of Talk Show Schlock................... My first solution to disposing of that safe was the same as yours. What was that movie where the protagonist quipped that "sometimes it just feels good to do something bad?" A good Sodai Gomi caper is one of the few harmless bits of fun left to us.

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Re: The One Percent

Postby Hijinx » Fri May 30, 2014 11:13 am

Well, equal status with the yaks--I guess that should make me feel good. I would like to see the stats on length of average sentences for foreigners vs. the 99% of J-folks.

But it does feel good to do something bad, and any justification for such bad acts, I won't turn down.
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Re: The One Percent

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri May 30, 2014 11:45 am

Hijinx wrote:So I have no rights here? Fine. Then I also feel no sense of communal obligations. I have no stake in the betterment of J-society.

All that trash that builds up in my car is going right out the window. Why should I care about littering? Fuckit, I have no rights here. Wasn't someone trying to dispose of a safe? Just dump it on the street late at night.

Hey, this is kind of a liberating feeling. :glow:


You do have one important right that they mentioned in the article that a lot of Japanese people don't know about: the right to remain silent. So keep your mouth shut no matter how hard the pigs pressure you.
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Re: The One Percent

Postby matsuki » Fri May 30, 2014 12:10 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Hijinx wrote:So I have no rights here? Fine. Then I also feel no sense of communal obligations. I have no stake in the betterment of J-society.

All that trash that builds up in my car is going right out the window. Why should I care about littering? Fuckit, I have no rights here. Wasn't someone trying to dispose of a safe? Just dump it on the street late at night.

Hey, this is kind of a liberating feeling. :glow:


You do have one important right that they mentioned in the article that a lot of Japanese people don't know about: the right to remain silent. So keep your mouth shut no matter how hard the pigs pressure you.


Pretty much this...having experienced a small (didn't feel so short when it happened) portion of how the cops/detectives/prosecutors here work (exactly as described above) first hand, what SJ said is exactly right. The idea is not to get to that point in the system to begin with.

your only right, which is the right to remain silent.


Your perfectly reasonable explanation/alibi/anything isn't worth shit to you but may be used to detain you. The law enforcement are not there to serve justice or get the truth of the matter, once someone files a claim against you, their only job is to gather evidence AGAINST you. If you're innocent, deny the claim and say no more and sign/fingerprint nothing. Explain yourself and you'll end up in detention, even when they know you're innocent or have no case against you. With nothing but a denial, they'll be forced to let you go...unless you really did something and they have evidence...in which case you're fucked and your best bet is to have a lawyer negotiate a bribe to the accuser to drop the charges.(dude I know got arrested for stealing a mamachari and was released in 2 days because the owner was just happy to get his bicycle back)
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Postby yanpa » Fri May 30, 2014 12:12 pm

Damn, how many times did you get arrested already? :shock:
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Postby matsuki » Fri May 30, 2014 12:13 pm

yanpa wrote:Damn, how many times did you get arrested already? :shock:


Only the once, but with all that time to kill, you learn a lot. (edit: and you know if it was more than once,I wasn't smart enough to learn from the first extortion attempt experience)
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Postby J.A.F.O » Fri May 30, 2014 12:16 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Hijinx wrote:So I have no rights here? Fine. Then I also feel no sense of communal obligations. I have no stake in the betterment of J-society.

All that trash that builds up in my car is going right out the window. Why should I care about littering? Fuckit, I have no rights here. Wasn't someone trying to dispose of a safe? Just dump it on the street late at night.

Hey, this is kind of a liberating feeling. :glow:


You do have one important right that they mentioned in the article that a lot of Japanese people don't know about: the right to remain silent. So keep your mouth shut no matter how hard the pigs pressure you.


I can attest to this at least in part. I have been involved with many military personnel who have been in infractions "off base". The ones who keep their mouth shut are the ones who return with out being charged. Military side or otherwise. The military side relies heavily on what the J-authorities gather as evidence for infractions off the reservation. (so to speak)

I have also seen "gomen money" given to service members (albeit 15ish years ago) for serious fuck ups in the S.O.F.A. procedure. And, I have also heard that the j-authorities can open up an interrogation with physical violence to coerce confession although it is hearsay, (which is basically worthless)

I guess the thing that makes me chortle is Hijinx's assertion that he has equal status with yaks. Not likely, yaks have it way better than most I'm guessing. It's interesting how people throw around the criminal element. I'm positive they have never met any. Really not "bad" people for the most part and tend to have their head screwed on way better than the average joe here.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri May 30, 2014 12:24 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:Really not "bad" people for the most part


People who engage in extortion, human trafficking, fraud, and blackmail are by definition bad. Most people who do bad shit aren't monsters twenty-four hours a day though, so gangsters can certainly be likable people.
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Postby yanpa » Fri May 30, 2014 12:57 pm

chokonen888 wrote:
yanpa wrote:Damn, how many times did you get arrested already? :shock:


Only the once, but with all that time to kill, you learn a lot.


Ah sorry, I misread the bit about the mamachari.
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Postby matsuki » Fri May 30, 2014 1:08 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:I have also heard that the j-authorities can open up an interrogation with physical violence to coerce confession although it is hearsay, (which is basically worthless)


I wouldn't call it beating a confession out of someone but they definitely get physical, I can confirm this...though not as likely to happen to FG from the "right" countries.
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Postby J.A.F.O » Fri May 30, 2014 1:13 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:Really not "bad" people for the most part


People who engage in extortion, human trafficking, fraud, and blackmail are by definition bad. Most people who do bad shit aren't monsters twenty-four hours a day though, so gangsters can certainly be likable people.


Very true, and by the definition you can pretty much put every prominent civilization in history in the "bad" category. Yaks tend to be more honest about it from my limited perspective. Totally agree about the "aren't monsters twenty-four hours a day" Hens the qualifier "for the most part" I threw in there. I am not condoning the behavior but I try not to judge either. In my heart of hearts I know I'm not a great guy, one of the reasons I'm quasi off grid, and didn't continue in the profession I started in. I can deal with things locally, tyranny on the grander scheme such as a corrupt court system expressed above, poses far more risks to me as an individual than gangsters. One could argue that the humble beginnings of organizational crime is pushback from a corrupt legal system. Instead of using a ballot box or civil unrest like ordinary citizenry would, a "bad" person could see this as ineffectual and opt for a more proactive route.

All of this though is a tangent off the original post by Russel that there is a system in place here that perpetuates a cycle of harassment and in worst cases long term confinement for those who could be innocent. It rewards the behavior of the of the perpetrators in the process.
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Postby J.A.F.O » Fri May 30, 2014 1:19 pm

Sorry, kinda involved post, and I hate to leave it hanging like this, but I gotta get moving about my day. Really not trying to rile up a hornets nest either, just saying what I see and expressing how I feel about that.
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Postby J.A.F.O » Fri May 30, 2014 1:52 pm

chokonen888 wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:I have also heard that the j-authorities can open up an interrogation with physical violence to coerce confession although it is hearsay, (which is basically worthless)


I wouldn't call it beating a confession out of someone but they definitely get physical, I can confirm this...though not as likely to happen to FG from the "right" countries.


See now that's pretty interesting and corroborates a few things. Gotta get outta here though, have a great weekend all.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri May 30, 2014 2:54 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:Really not "bad" people for the most part


People who engage in extortion, human trafficking, fraud, and blackmail are by definition bad. Most people who do bad shit aren't monsters twenty-four hours a day though, so gangsters can certainly be likable people.


Very true, and by the definition you can pretty much put every prominent civilization in history in the "bad" category. Yaks tend to be more honest about it from my limited perspective.


I agree that it's true of most if not all civilizations and I've often said that organized crime is just government on a smaller scale but that as a society we can't allow it because there has to be some kind of social order. I disagree about Yak's being honest because they often try to portray themselves as victims just trying to eke out a living and the defenders of traditional Japanese culture.

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J.A.F.O wrote:I have also heard that the j-authorities can open up an interrogation with physical violence to coerce confession although it is hearsay, (which is basically worthless)


I wouldn't call it beating a confession out of someone but they definitely get physical, I can confirm this...though not as likely to happen to FG from the "right" countries.


I've never been arrested but when I was detained for defending myself the guy playing the bad cop definitely tried to physically intimidate me by getting in my face and slapping the cup of water they gave me off the table. It was so obviously a tough guy act though that it didn't really phase me. If I had actually been arrested, I'm sure thing would have been worse though. The Porky Pigs in the US do some pretty heinous shit to people in custody. What's getting exposed thanks to Smartphones and Youtube is pretty fucking disgraceful.
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Postby wagyl » Fri May 30, 2014 2:58 pm

yanpa wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:
yanpa wrote:Damn, how many times did you get arrested already? :shock:


Only the once, but with all that time to kill, you learn a lot.


Ah sorry, I misread the bit about the mamachari.


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Postby matsuki » Fri May 30, 2014 6:04 pm

Yep, it literally was a dude I know. He went missing for a few days and a few years later he told me what had happened.
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Postby Hijinx » Fri May 30, 2014 11:30 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Hijinx wrote:So I have no rights here? Fine. Then I also feel no sense of communal obligations. I have no stake in the betterment of J-society.

All that trash that builds up in my car is going right out the window. Why should I care about littering? Fuckit, I have no rights here. Wasn't someone trying to dispose of a safe? Just dump it on the street late at night.

Hey, this is kind of a liberating feeling. :glow:


You do have one important right that they mentioned in the article that a lot of Japanese people don't know about: the right to remain silent. So keep your mouth shut no matter how hard the pigs pressure you.



Easier said than done. I don't think anyone really realizes how hard this is to do 8 hours a day for 23 days. I knew a British copper who told me that no one can hold out over time.
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Postby Hijinx » Fri May 30, 2014 11:35 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:Really not "bad" people for the most part


People who engage in extortion, human trafficking, fraud, and blackmail are by definition bad. Most people who do bad shit aren't monsters twenty-four hours a day though, so gangsters can certainly be likable people.



Yaks are scum...period! I detest these programs that try to portray them in a more human light ( like gokusen). These guys are the worst scumbags on the planet, bar none.

I have a wet dream where I own a Tantalus field and am able to eliminate all yaks on the planet.
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Postby Coligny » Fri May 30, 2014 11:37 pm

not so sure...

I'm not saying it's easy and shit, but there is one psychological factor that change a lot...

It's for 23 days, 8 hours a day, they can't hurt you, they can't kill you.

None of the unknown useful to normal interrogation methods.

I've known some office politic situations that were much worse...
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Postby Hijinx » Fri May 30, 2014 11:54 pm

It's one of those things where you have no idea until you've actually experienced it. I'd like to think I have the mental fortitude to resist, but, fuck, 23 days is a long fucking time.
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Postby wuchan » Fri May 30, 2014 11:59 pm

spent a nignt in the bin a few days ago.

Approached by a cop that requested my gaijin card. I said "your's first".
he said no, so I walked away. He then tried to put me in a headlock which resulted in him on his back.

I backed off and walked away.

two minutes later three more cops try to jump on me without saying a word. I dump them and walk away.

About 30 munites later and about 500 meters traveled I am finally taken down by about ten cops. They managed to secure my hands with what seemed like a karate belt and my feet with a velcro camera strap. By the time we all reached the station my feet were free, shortly after I was running through the station.

At this point the boss was wondering why there was a half drunk white guy running arround with his hands bound like a headless chicken.

Finally someone told me that they would release me if I stood still. The boss asked me what happened and I told him that no one showed me ID. He wasn't happy. He was pretty pissed, not at me but at his staff. In the end he thanked me for being "strong" and let me sleep in his office. We ended up having some drinks and he shared some useful informaton.

1: If the cops can't controll you and can't prove that you broke the law, they will let you go.

2: The court needs more than the word of the police to convict you.

3: They respect you more when you resist.
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Postby matsuki » Sat May 31, 2014 12:13 am

Hijinx wrote:Easier said than done. I don't think anyone really realizes how hard this is to do 8 hours a day for 23 days. I knew a British copper who told me that no one can hold out over time.


I saw it done, by a Yak no less. After a few days he simply refused to leave the cell for interrogation or to meet with the prosecutor. They can't force you out of the cell apparently....and he was released right after. Yaks have a major advantage over arrested FG....experience :lol:

They never even bothered trying to interrogate me any further and the bullshit reason they gave to the court for detaining me was "we are still searching his apartment and interrogating him." Neither were done...the prosecutor straight up said "pay the complainant off or you'll sit there in detention until I can't keep you there anymore. Why am I doing this? Because the court says I can. I don't know about America but this is how it works in Japan." Racist asshole. :evil:

wuchan wrote:3: They respect you more when you resist.


Damn Wuchan!! Again??

Though I strongly have to agree with this #3 of yours. Acting calmly, politely, and obeying seems to signal to them they can walk all over you. Come across as resisting and you suddenly become more trouble than you're worth. Idle threats like whoa but they can't do much but just keep making more threats.
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Postby Coligny » Sat May 31, 2014 1:26 am

Hijinx wrote:It's one of those things where you have no idea until you've actually experienced it. I'd like to think I have the mental fortitude to resist, but, fuck, 23 days is a long fucking time.


No, seriously, you'll need a better refutal than this... I'm not playing the internet tough guy not afraid of waterboarding here... It's just waiting for time to pass... litterally... you just need to stay in your happy place playing cards with the spider. If you need to speak anyway, wonder how long they can stand to hear about my youth in Verdun... Better not to speak at all for sure, but there is a margin between trying to make your case and outsmart the cops and being totally and desperately so far out of topic that nobody would be able to remember what they were doing there.

I got friend who were locking themselves in mute monasteries for month at time for shit and giggle.
Bed early, wake up with the sun, chores, chores, chores, absolutely forbidden to speak. Not heater, sleeping in wooden bed without mattress. Most stuff would be banned by the Geneva convention...

Give me the choice between 23 days in J-Jail or having to cram for highschool exam again... I'll take the jail time with a smile and a thank you.

FUCK HELL: I'd take this over having to pack and move out of the bunker when we have to. It's going to be such a colossal clusterfuck that I wonder if just abandoning everything or putting a bullet in my brain would not be better.
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Re: The One Percent

Postby Hijinx » Sat May 31, 2014 8:50 am

I guess if you don't have to leave your cell, then...23 days might be that jump start I need to lose a few pounds. I think I'll go out and get me arrested.

But how to go about that? I want to be able to leave after 23 days. How do I get the j-kops to arrest me for a crime where they have zero evidence?
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Re: The One Percent

Postby Russell » Sat May 31, 2014 9:06 am

Hijinx wrote:I guess if you don't have to leave your cell, then...23 days might be that jump start I need to lose a few pounds. I think I'll go out and get me arrested.

But how to go about that? I want to be able to leave after 23 days. How do I get the j-kops to arrest me for a crime where they have zero evidence?

Follow the news closely, and when there is a spectacular crime reported, go right away to the crime scene and walk around in small circles for a couple of hours.

I'm sure that'll raise their suspicions.

Please, keep us informed.

Edit: better make that small squares. Easier for the cops to measure...
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Re: The One Percent

Postby Hijinx » Sat May 31, 2014 9:38 am

Indeed. I, too, get the feeling that the kops here don't do well with radii.
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Re: The One Percent

Postby matsuki » Sat May 31, 2014 9:39 am

Hijinx wrote:I guess if you don't have to leave your cell, then...23 days might be that jump start I need to lose a few pounds. I think I'll go out and get me arrested.


No exercise and a cold white rice diet...not so effective methinks. (unless, of course, you just don't eat)
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