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Unauthorized Funassyi vs fake Funasshii

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Jun 02, 2014 4:18 pm

Japan's greatest battle since Greater East Asia War (大東亜戦争 Dai Tō-A Sensō)
Fake Funasshii (sic) vs unauthorized* Funassyi !!

Ronan Hand wrote: ‏@ronanhand's twitter June 2, 2014
Funasshii impostor arrested at regional mascot event in Takosago, Hyogo. http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp …
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*"Unauthorized" because when the real
Funassyi visited the Funabashi City Office to be
authorized & supported officially, the Funabashi
Municipal Government refused to approve
Funassyi as their official character.
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Re: Unauthorized Funassyi vs fake Funasshii

Postby Coligny » Mon Jun 02, 2014 5:48 pm

Keeping us safe...

From...

Something I guess...
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Re: Unauthorized Funassyi vs fake Funasshii

Postby Russell » Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:04 am

It does not surprise me that this was in Kakogawa-city, the most fun-hating city of Japan.

I used to have a windsurfing spot there, and there was a piece of land next to the road where everybody parked, since it was unused. Way and behold, they closed it off, because it was against the rules. The result was that all surfers parked on the road, which caused much more trouble. But then again, the cops came by sometimes to fine the hell out of those cars.

Other example: not allowed to ride a horse on public streets in Kakogawa. Not that I want to...
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Re: Unauthorized Funassyi vs fake Funasshii

Postby kurogane » Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:46 am

Russell wrote:Other example: not allowed to ride a horse on public streets in Kakogawa. Not that I want to...


In the great US state of Alaska it is illegal to transport a moose in the passenger part of a vehicle.

FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Unauthorized Funassyi vs fake Funasshii

Postby Russell » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:28 am

kurogane wrote:
Russell wrote:Other example: not allowed to ride a horse on public streets in Kakogawa. Not that I want to...


In the great US state of Alaska it is illegal to transport a moose in the passenger part of a vehicle.

FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And your point is?

Riding a horse on public streets is mentioned in national traffic regulations, so it should be legal all over Japan.
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Re: Unauthorized Funassyi vs fake Funasshii

Postby kurogane » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:44 am

Russell wrote:
And your point is?


Point????????????? You wanted a point????????????? :shock:

:oops: ;)

Russell wrote: Riding a horse on public streets is mentioned in national traffic regulations, so it should be legal all over Japan.


Now that is a fact I did not know. Sounds like this No Fun Allowed place is pretty facked. That beachside road control stuff used to drive me batty.

You can't park there!

Why not?

It's not a parking lot. The parking lot is back the road about a kilometre.

But this is an empty lot, and there are other cars already parked on it.

Yes, but those are locals' cars and this is not a parking lot. Parking lots have lines and fences. This is just an empty lot.

Is it private land?

No, it's public.

Fine, I'll park here, beside all the other cars.


I got poo thrown on it once, but it was only poo.
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Re: Unauthorized Funassyi vs fake Funasshii

Postby Russell » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:49 am

kurogane wrote:Sounds like this No Fun Allowed place is pretty facked. That beachside road control stuff used to drive me batty.

You can't park there!

Why not?

It's not a parking lot. The parking lot is back the road about a kilometre.

But this is an empty lot, and there are other cars already parked on it.

Yes, but those are locals' cars and this is not a parking lot. Parking lots have lines and fences. This is just an empty lot.

Is it private land?

No, it's public.

Fine, I'll park here, beside all the other cars.


I got poo thrown on it once, but it was only poo.

Was this some random local who tried to discipline you?
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Re: Unauthorized Funassyi vs fake Funasshii

Postby kurogane » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:57 am

Russell wrote:
Was this some random local who tried to discipline you?


Yeah, I always assumed so. Probably just a busybody fisherman. His buddies never said anything but Good Morning, so I just ignored him. It was in the boundaries of the beach park outside Kanazawa, but away from the crowded water park/onsen part. It just made me laugh because he was so officious even though they were all parked there, and that bit where he felt he needed to explain what a parking lot looks like warmed my heart.

Even when they're being meddling assholes it's like they're trying to help. I also like to do what I can when I can whenever I encounter any Locals Only!! BS, whether in Canada or Japan.
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Re: Unauthorized Funassyi vs fake Funasshii

Postby Coligny » Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:44 am

Russell wrote:It does not surprise me that this was in Kakogawa-city, the most fun-hating city of Japan.

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It's like, the hottest spot of the sun...
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Re: Unauthorized Funassyi vs fake Funasshii

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:19 am

Somehow I this Funassyi (cosplay) is "unauthorized" too.

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Pisser presser

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:54 am

BREAKING: Funassi has a younger brother called Funagoro (ふなごろー)
http://t.co/bVAZuIFRqB @Mulboyne
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More interestingly, Funassyi’s brother "Funagoro" pissed* all over the reporters at his first press conference: http://youtu.be/inHmFohKOgU?t=6m20s
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The puerile pissing* action starts at the 6min 20sec point.

*Ok, ok, Funagoro didn't really piss on the press. :liar:
He and Funassyi are supposed to be pears and pears can get infested with worms.
Funagoro has a green caterpillar up his butt that shoots silk with he gets excited.
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Funassyi hits the roof

Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Nov 09, 2014 9:22 am

Fabulous Funassyi freaks!
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PEAR vs BEAR!

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:18 pm

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ふなっしー、プロレス参戦! 「船橋市場だョ!全員集合」
The Sankei Shimbun 2015-Oct-12
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At the wholesale market of Funabashi, Chiba Prefecture, "Funassyi" the pear, who unofficially represents the city of Funabashi had invited about 50 other mascots of other Japanese towns for a confrontation--- a wrestling Battle Royale.
Funassyi ended up winning the final wrestling showdown against the vicious 'Melon Bear' mascot of Yubari, Hokkaido.

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Re: Unauthorized Funassyi vs fake Funasshii

Postby Russell » Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:28 pm

Taro, you seem to be really into this kind of things...

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Re: Unauthorized Funassyi vs fake Funasshii

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:06 pm

Russell wrote:Taro, you seem to be really into this kind of things...
:wink:


Aww shucks, what can I say? I am really into exhibition wrestling. :razz:

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