FAO Coligny

[Russell]

OK, how about a competition? See who can survive longest without referring to the other, directly, obliquely, or otherwise. I'm ready whenever you are, so all your have to do is say "You're on."

It will probably make this a better forum.

I don't really like volunteering him, but maybe Russell would be happy being adjudicator.

Hmm boys, I'm afraid I'm a little underqualified for that...

[wagyl]

Damn. He hasn't been brave enough to take me up on the offer anyway so I suppose I have licence to continue talking about him as much as I want.

[Russell]

Why is it that I don't hear regret in your voice?

[wagyl]

Seriously, I would be happy to not have to pay attention to what he says, but on the condition that he does not talk about me. I am more than happy to reciprocate that condition. I do honestly think that nobody is interested in either of our opinions about the other and this place would be better if we kept quiet about it. I did try to do it unilaterally for as long as I could, and even started to engage him when the conversation went to other, non-contentious topics, but the nice times didn't continue. Those who are interested (although I doubt there is even one of you) are invited to compare attacks against the person by each side and make their own conclusion.

[Coligny]

Hey, at least I don't go dumpster diving other forum to try to make a point...

But do go on, the trainwreck is fascinating and who am I to look down on someone else hobby when I'm down to collecting rear fog lights...

Popcrorm anyone ?

[wagyl]

My point being: look, he writes in correct English there, but not here. You also got points for no longer commenting there.

Anyway, are you interested in the competition idea? I do think an adjudicator will be necessary, I have that feeling in my bones...
Or do you have an alternative proposal?
Or does the status quo suit you best?

[Coligny]

you don't seem to understand really well... let's blame my english as usual...

I don't give a flying fuck aboot you.
When I reach a certain level/threshold of disagreement with statements in a post I have problem refraining kicking the ant farm. You know... the whole conversation thing... But I don't go stalking the interweb on the poster...
you might see traces of this in the fact that I don't much try to differentiate between posters sharing approximately equivalent positions...

(ok, except for damn name... this one was personal...) so enjoy making games rules or thinking that If I don't post between 2200 and 2214 writing in all caps I'm a coward something and you won the round... that's... intredasting, in a Freudian kind of way...

As for Japantoday... speaking proper english was one of the bestest way evar to bypass the madness of the moderation... When a mod don't understand what you really mean by "my Johnson" and other expression... there is no limit to the fun you can have with other poster while being hidden in plain sight. Just picture a forum moderated by clones of Takechan... just dumber...

[wagyl]

Are you interested in the competition idea? I do think an adjudicator will be necessary, I have that feeling in my bones...
Or do you have an alternative proposal?
Or does the status quo suit you best?

[Russell]

As long as this thread is confined to Coligny's FAO topic, it is fine.

But Coligny, did you ever wonder where you got this incredible talent to piss people off?

Does it also happen in real life?

[Coligny]

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I could write books... Tolkien have nuthin' on me...

But only with a certain kind of people...

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[matsuki]

[Samurai_Jerk]

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[Taro Toporific]

A perfect storm for Coligny...

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[Coligny]

Shivurzzzz...

Which bring me to my latest faux-pas in Nagoya...
In front of Nagoya eki I start looking weirdly at a woman...
Her face/makeup ringing me a bell...
Then the next though coming up was: "tanoki mitai"
Then I realize that the little voice in my head saying it was from Kelche veterinary... (My tortie cat)
Then... Looking better... Effectively... That girl had the perfect inverted makeup that my tortie had as a pattern when she was a kitten... (She have a strong black dominant color by tortie's standard)
Which is already a bit weird on a cat... But downright ridiculous on a hooman....
She ran away when I started laughing like an idiot still looking at her...

Maybe I should avoid going too much outside...

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Sorry, needed a highspeed camera to have a non blurry picture of her when she was a kitten.
Now is a bit the same except she also manage to creep on you like a ninja, so you need to fight heart attacks and motion blurr...

[Coligny]

Moar, with Douin... A really nice cat... That don't cat really well by himself, took me one month to teach him to fallback on his paws, 2 weeks to climb a ladder... Same time needed to go down same ladder... Climbing to curtains, I just gave up... Meanwhile, really good at playing IPad games or watching TV and sleeping all day long...
(He's a bit tall by feline standard at around 8kg)

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[matsuki]

[Coligny]

SJ's cat ?

[IparryU]

Not sure if this is even news...

http://www.japantoday.com/category/world/view/sarkozy-held-in-landmark-detention-over-criminal-probe

Former French President Sarkozy charged with corruption
France’s former President Nicolas Sarkozy has been charged with corruption and influence peddling, French prosecutors said Wednesday, a dramatic move in a criminal probe that could wreck his hopes of a political comeback.

The decision came after Sarkozy was questioned for 15 hours, marking the first time a French ex-head of state had been taken into custody in a criminal investigation.

The right-wing leader had been detained at a police station in a Paris suburb in connection with a suspected attempt to illegally influence judicial proceedings in one of a raft of corruption cases he is implicated in.

~snip~

[matsuki]

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[Samurai_Jerk]

Not sure if this is even news...

http://www.japantoday.com/category/world/view/sarkozy-held-in-landmark-detention-over-criminal-probe

Former French President Sarkozy charged with corruption
France’s former President Nicolas Sarkozy has been charged with corruption and influence peddling, French prosecutors said Wednesday, a dramatic move in a criminal probe that could wreck his hopes of a political comeback.

The decision came after Sarkozy was questioned for 15 hours, marking the first time a French ex-head of state had been taken into custody in a criminal investigation.

The right-wing leader had been detained at a police station in a Paris suburb in connection with a suspected attempt to illegally influence judicial proceedings in one of a raft of corruption cases he is implicated in.

~snip~

I think I can actually hear the sound of Coligny fapping.

[IparryU]

Not sure if this is even news...

http://www.japantoday.com/category/world/view/sarkozy-held-in-landmark-detention-over-criminal-probe

Former French President Sarkozy charged with corruption
France’s former President Nicolas Sarkozy has been charged with corruption and influence peddling, French prosecutors said Wednesday, a dramatic move in a criminal probe that could wreck his hopes of a political comeback.

The decision came after Sarkozy was questioned for 15 hours, marking the first time a French ex-head of state had been taken into custody in a criminal investigation.

The right-wing leader had been detained at a police station in a Paris suburb in connection with a suspected attempt to illegally influence judicial proceedings in one of a raft of corruption cases he is implicated in.

~snip~

I think I can actually hear the sound of Coligny fapping.

dude... just go into the other room?

[Coligny]

I think I can actually hear the sound of Coligny fapping.

Guilty as charged, please send tissues quick, I'm out and can't risk walking outside with a boner like that...

(I also take responsibility for any quakes or aftershocks in the next 24h)

[Samurai_Jerk]

I think I can actually hear the sound of Coligny fapping.

Guilty as charged, please send tissues quick, I'm out and can't risk walking outside with a boner like that...

(I also take responsibility for any quakes or aftershocks in the next 24h)

Just use your friendliest cat's back.

[Coligny]

Free vasectomy !!! Yay !!!

Assuming I recover from the massive blood loss...

[Coligny]

Cats owner habits


http://www.eonline.com/news/555552/18-w ... -of-having

Guilty on nearly all counts...

[wagyl]

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[Taro Toporific]

Fleeing the Typhoon Neoguri, Coligny's survival vehicle--"Prepper 1"--was spotted on the streets of Harajuku today.

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View the original, full-sized photos at t0ky0-fashi0n.tumblr.c0m

[Coligny]

Akshually, that's Prepper 3, Prepper 1 is the "Philippe Petain" aircraft carrier, and Prepper 2 is a modified Airbus A380 with deep fryers, 24h McMorning service , backup of all my Yua Aida's dvds and a copy of Chokonen's red phonebook in case the planet need to be repopulated... And phone service still works. Callsign Air Fap 1...

[matsuki]

Holy shit that's a lot of vinyl

[matsuki]