Big-budget, Hollywood Godzilla returns in 2014!

[Taro Toporific]

And you thought 'EMPEROR' sounded bad...

Big-budget 'Godzilla' update slated for release on May 16, 2014
hitfix.com | Sept. 13, 2012
Can "Monsters" helmer Gareth Edwards give us a modern "Godzilla" movie worth waiting for?
Audiences will find out on May 16, 2014, Warner Bros.' just-announced release date for the upcoming giant-monster reboot, which originated at Legendary Pictures way back in March 2010 (Edwards was hired the following year) and will be distributed through WB via an existing deal. The film is expected to be released in 3D, though it's unclear whether it will be of the "native" or post-converted variety.
The "Godzilla" screenplay was originally penned by David Callaham ("The Expendables"), with rewrites by David S. Goyer ("The Dark Knight") and Max Borenstein, an up-and-comer who also scripted Legendary's upcoming fantasy-adventure film "The Seventh Son"...more...

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Judging from the speedy legs-only shot from trailer shown at ComicsCon 2012, Godzilla 2014 will be the return of the Jurassic-Park, Hollywood-style Godzilla, meh.

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[Samurai_Jerk]

Isn't that screen cap from the 1998 version?

[Taro Toporific]

Isn't that screen cap from the 1998 version?

Yeah, I was wondering about that myself. The screen cap from an "official" trailer was from some kind of major film site like RottenTomatos (sorry I lost the URL). The trailer consisted of music from the official new soundtrack, a long zoom to the GODZILLA (2012) logo/poster, couple of lurky, micosecond flashes of Goji action and a fadeout of the logo/poster.
Considering that Youtube has dozens of fake trailers for Godzilla (2014) because the production company refuses to release the official trailer (except for the single showing at ComicCon), I suppose I was deceived by the film site and that screen cap was a clip from the reviled 1998 version.

MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT!

[Coligny]

I sort of liked Godzilla 98 (*)... and Godzilla Final Warz...


(* one of the furst Amurikun movies with French as the bad guys to replace the Russians... But Since Die Hard 4 it's been quieter for us...)

[Samurai_Jerk]

Isn't that screen cap from the 1998 version?

Yeah, I was wondering about that myself. The screen cap from an "official" trailer was from some kind of major film site like RottenTomatos (sorry I lost the URL). The trailer consisted of music from the official new soundtrack, a long zoom to the GODZILLA (2012) logo/poster, couple of lurky, micosecond flashes of Goji action and a fadeout of the logo/poster.
Considering that Youtube has dozens of fake trailers for Godzilla (2014) because the production company refuses to release the official trailer (except for the single showing at ComicCon), I suppose I was deceived by the film site and that screen cap was a clip from the reviled 1998 version.

MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT!

It definitely is. Check out the last 6 seconds of this trailer for the the 1998 version.

[Taro Toporific]

The first official teaser trailer is out with the classic Godzilla roar and oddly with music from the 2001 Space Odyssey soundtrack (Requiem).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLVfi ... jKO10hKtYw

http://www.godzillamovie.com/#about

[Coligny]

In mah kitteh days, no teaser or trailer had the bgm from the original movie. Only sometimes some common pop track... Pathetic in case of godzilla 98 since it was a P Daddy song, only used in the second part of the end credit...

[Taro Toporific]

FATZILLA!!

Japanese fans deem the new Godzilla too fat, in continued sizeism toward giant monsters
AV Club | May 1, 2014
While many assumed that the delayed reveal of Godzilla in the new, Americanized Godzilla trailers was just a clever marketing strategy, designed to keep you in suspense as to whether this Godzilla movie might have Godzilla in it, there may have been another explanation for the monster’s reticence. He’s just ashamed at how fat he’s gotten---a weight gain that was singled out, then immediately ridiculed by the Japanese as part of that culture’s long history of criticizing American waistlines…more…

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[Coligny]

FATZILLA!!

Japanese fans deem the new Godzilla too fat, in continued sizeism toward giant monsters
AV Club | May 1, 2014
While many assumed that the delayed reveal of Godzilla in the new, Americanized Godzilla trailers was just a clever marketing strategy, designed to keep you in suspense as to whether this Godzilla movie might have Godzilla in it, there may have been another explanation for the monster’s reticence. He’s just ashamed at how fat he’s gotten---a weight gain that was singled out, then immediately ridiculed by the Japanese as part of that culture’s long history of criticizing American waistlines

Japanese... Never received that memo against going full retard...

[Mike Oxlong]

Really have a hard-on for whale hate, haven't they. Gorira + Kujira = Gojira, so I guess he needs to grenade harpooned too...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Just watched the 2014 "Godzilla." It's worse than the 1998 movie. Fucken boring.

[Coligny]

Sooo... On par with the new spiderman... Shit drying on the sidewalk have more cinematic value...

[yanpa]

So... have there ever been any remakes really worth watching?

[Coligny]

Fright Night with David Tenant... Maybeee...

[matsuki]

Just watched the 2014 "Godzilla." It's worse than the 1998 movie. Fucken boring.

Boring and the whole bad lighting/hidden from view/can't see the monster shit made it even worse.

[Coligny]

Just watched the 2014 "Godzilla." It's worse than the 1998 movie. Fucken boring.

Finally did too...
That's not a movie, that's a trainwreck of youtube shorts randomly stacked together without any care for story telling, characters or plot...

It's some sort of anti pacific rim (or rift, dun't remember).That was Monster, robots, punch in the face, colors ! A doggie ! Shiny shoe guy ! Roarrr, Kaboom, pew pew pew... AWESOME... Just ask any 9 year old...

This one was more...
Wait what ?
No way !
That doesn't make any sense !
Why ?
God this is bad...

And this was just a description of what you internally go through during the first 10 minutes... Goes downhill from there...

[Taro Toporific]

This one was more...
Wait what ?
No way !
That doesn't make any sense !
Why ?
God this is bad...

And this was just a description of what you internally go through during the first 10 minutes... Goes downhill from there...

Goji-chan hates critics...

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[Taro Toporific]

A cinema in Taiwan didn’t receive any posters for the new Godzilla movie on day of release, so they quickly drew one.
[url="http://t.co/OO65qplGg3]pic.twitter.com/OO65qplGg3[/url] --- Madman Entertainment(@animemadman) July 1, 2014

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rocketnews24.com/2014/05/30/unofficial-taiwanese-godzilla-poster-is-beautiful-in-its-own-way/

[Coligny]

meanwhile the Toporifics are enjoying a quite evening...

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[Coligny]

[Taro Toporific]

Sekuhara gets big in Nagoya -- Neo-Godzilla mauls Nana-chan !

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via

[Coligny]

Keywords to be avoided # 4785:

Godzilla+porn

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[Samurai_Jerk]

Don't worry, guys. There's more boredom on the horizon.

‘Godzilla’ Sequel At Comic-Con: Rodan, Mothra & Ghidorah Will Fight

After the massive success of the 2014 ‘Godzilla’ reboot, a sequel was inevitable. The follow-up film was announced at Comic-Con on July 26 and a trio of monsters was revealed!

Godzilla shall return — in the form of a sequel! The highly-anticipated second installment about the classic monster was given an official go at Comic-Con on July 26. So, who will be terrorizing the world this time around? Godzilla better get ready because Rodan, Mothra and Ghidorah will all be ready to fight.

[Taro Toporific]

Keywords to be avoided # 4785:
Godzilla+porn

Okey-dokey.

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[matsuki]

[Taro Toporific]

Get stuffed Godzilla!...For more than $500 you can own a Steiff©, limited-edition Teddy Godzilla.

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Germany’s High-End Teddy Bear Maker Tackles Godzilla
Japan Real Time - Wall Street Journal | July 28, 2014
Germany-based teddy bear maker Margarete Steiff GmbH began taking orders for a limited edition of stuffed Godzilla dolls to celebrate the 60th year ...the stuffed doll still carries a hefty price tag of 51,300 yen ($503 USD)...
...Steiff’s Japan operations...advises that families with children should keep the doll under adult supervision...
...The dolls will be 50 centimeters tall and will be made of mohair fabric. Fangs will be made of felt cloth....more...

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[Mike Oxlong]

[Samurai_Jerk]

Godzilla's stalking Kabukicho these days.

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