World Cup

[matsuki]

I still don't get how McDonald's gets turned to Maccas.

That one is easy. Gazza and Shazza and Dazza and Tommo got together and had a vote.
I hope you noticed that Gary the goat got called Gazza a few times.

[matsuki]

.....and the chants of U-S-A are silenced. Messi better win this shit for Argentina!

[IparryU]

.....and the chants of U-S-A are silenced. Messi better win this shit for Argentina!

And Nippon! is a thing of the past...

I bet the conbini clerks look at their uniform and just think, "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!"

[yanpa]

is this thing still going on?

[Samurai_Jerk]

is this thing still going on?

Yeah but the good news is that with Japan, the US, and Italy out I no longer have to hear about it at the office.

[Coligny]

Meanwhile, the French are going against the Germans, a move that will once more ends in tears...

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[matsuki]

[Russell]

Is that some guy working at Lawsons?!?

[legion]

Meanwhile, the French are going against the Germans, a move that will once more ends in tears...

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WW2 all over again, worth watching, if only for the blatant fouls.

[matsuki]

Is that some guy working at Lawsons?!?

Who told you about my new baito?!!

[yanpa]

Americans 'must be kept away from football'

THE international community is working to stop America getting into football and beating everyone.

After the World Cup caused stirrings of enthusiasm for ‘soccer’, FIFA officials told the US that football hates God and that all the players have gay sex with each other.

A FIFA spokesman said: “America is a huge, rich and ethnically diverse county. If they decide to get serious about football the rest of us are fucked.

“Imagine, a mix of Latin American, European and African footballers all on the same well-funded team? Every other nation would be crushed like bugs.

“It’s in everybody’s interest to keep them thinking soccer is just for kids to take their MILFs to.

“So if an American asks you to explain the rules, say that the winning team gets to sodomise the losers and then burn their flag.
...more...

[Russell]

Thai albino hedgehog 'Little' eat fruits and vegetables in front of a Belgium flag, thus predicting a Belgian win, given a choice between two bowls of goodies, each representing either Belgium or Argentina, during an attempt at predicting World Cup 2014 soccer results at the zoo in Chiang Mai, northern Thailand.

They should have asked an octopus...

[yanpa]

Thai albino hedgehog 'Little' eat fruits and vegetables in front of a Belgium flag, thus predicting a Belgian win, given a choice between two bowls of goodies, each representing either Belgium or Argentina, during an attempt at predicting World Cup 2014 soccer results at the zoo in Chiang Mai, northern Thailand.

They should have asked an octopus...

They are on strike. Also, that's not a hedgehog.

Stop asking us about f*cking football results, say octopuses
OCTOPUSES have confirmed that they are not psychic and would prefer to be left alone.

The cephalopods reported being bothered by people demanding football prophecies, some of whom persisted even after being squirted with a defensive ink jet.

Aquarium-based octopus Tom Booker said: “To all those people who keep banging on my tank, I have no clue who is going to win your bipedal ball-based activity.

...more...

[kurogane]

They are on strike. Also, that's not a hedgehog.

No, it's not; hedgehogs are cute and rather cuddly, those things will pierce you a new one if you Fck with them, and thank you for that Linnean exactitudinalism.

[canman]

What a great game! This will shut the damn Japanese announcers up for a while! Now if only the Dutch can take care of Messi, it will be the best World Cup ever. Strange that on both Saturday and Subday NHK had the English feed for Wimbledon, but they refuse to add it for the World Cup.
I noticed the Mobile Japan Today site doesn't even have the result posted! Happy days!

[kurogane]

For aesthetic reasons alone I would have preferred a Brazil-Dutch final, but that was magisterial. Brazil didn't even come close to deserving anything there.

So, onto the second Battle of Rotterdam..............death to the Argies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well, not real death...............of course. Just a soul crushing defeat that clearly highlights their deficiencies and inferior skill.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I don't care about *soccer or pay much attention to the world cup but when I saw the headline this morning all I could day was .... GOT DAYUM!!!

*For the record I don't give a shit about football, hockey, baseball, or basketball either. The only sport that matters is MMA (and maybe boxing if it ever manages to get its act together).

[matsuki]

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[yanpa]

[matsuki]

It's getting better/worse

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"I did Nazi that coming"

"The last time Germany were this efficient Anne Frank had to hide in a loft."

"If Germany gets 8 goals they gonna unlock Hitler"

"Probably already some Germans denying this many goals were scored. "The number of 5 is exaggerated."

[Russell]

I can't help finding these "jokes" tasteless.

[legion]

Me too

Got up at 6am intending to watch the second half and possibly a penalty shoot out. Couldn't believe the score at 5-nil.
I guess there is only so far you can go on soft refereeing and easy opposition.

Be good in away if Argentina go thru', South America vs Europe, I like Holland but I think I'll root for the home of the hand of god.

[Yokohammer]

I know everyone has pretty much forgotten about Japan's team already, but here's an interesting opinion in the JT.

Time for fans, media to get real about Samurai Blue

Alberto Zaccheroni did the best he could in his four years at the Japan helm, leading the side to the Asian Cup title in 2011. But what the vast number of people fail to understand is that the coach is not the problem, it’s the players. They just collectively aren’t that good.

[Wage Slave]

I know everyone has pretty much forgotten about Japan's team already, but here's an interesting opinion in the JT.

Time for fans, media to get real about Samurai Blue

Alberto Zaccheroni did the best he could in his four years at the Japan helm, leading the side to the Asian Cup title in 2011. But what the vast number of people fail to understand is that the coach is not the problem, it’s the players. They just collectively aren’t that good.

Fair comment. From where I sit, exactly the same thing could be said about the England team, press and supporters. False hope springs eternal it seems when it is backed by big money.

[legion]

But do the players give a shit? They clean up as celeb endorsers. Think this applies to England too, the pay scale has got to the point where it is hard to believe they really give a shit.

[Coligny]

I know everyone has pretty much forgotten about Japan's team already, but here's an interesting opinion in the JT.

Time for fans, media to get real about Samurai Blue

Alberto Zaccheroni did the best he could in his four years at the Japan helm, leading the side to the Asian Cup title in 2011. But what the vast number of people fail to understand is that the coach is not the problem, it’s the players. They just collectively aren’t that good.

This is were i toats disagree... It's sport... No matter how bad your team sux you have to be behind them, believe they are the best...

Why ?

Because it's just sports... And anyway no matter who wins it's aboot the whole circus beer/tv/snacks... Not aboot siding with the best or the winner...

Strangely... It's the mentality that is usually shown in politics... Rabid fans defending elected morons like if they were their family... If a political party sux, vote them out, don't pretend that "at least they are not the other team"

[canman]

Did it just snow in hell because I agree with something Coligny just wrote!

[Russell]

This whole concept that-as-a-Dutchman-I-am-supposed-to-support-Holland-because-I-belong-to-the-same-tribe is pretty ridiculous.

That said, I support Holland...

[matsuki]

Cause I need more Messi clone comments, Argentina better win.

[IparryU]

I don't care about *soccer or pay much attention to the world cup but when I saw the headline this morning all I could day was .... GOT DAYUM!!!

*For the record I don't give a shit about football, hockey, baseball, or basketball either. The only sport that matters is MMA (and maybe boxing if it ever manages to get its act together).

Yes, all about MMA, did you see UFC 175?

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I was in a Brazilian bar, once they got 3 back to back goals me and the other non-brazillian guys i was with were quietly trying to make an exit....