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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Coligny » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:31 pm

Meanwhile in the Big T, after wild boar and shark alert we received today an warning for monkey attack. There even seems to have been some spotted around tne minibunker, which is dead center of the city 5 min by foot from the station and the cityhall...

There goes the neighbourghood.., wonder if bb gun work to bust a cap in dem monkey. I don't want to try the cop patience walking around with a hatchet or a lobo...
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Grumpy Gramps » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:39 pm

King Kong in Big T? Exciting times, we live in :lol:
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby matsuki » Wed Jul 02, 2014 1:44 pm

In the Bit T you have feces throwing monkeys...in Tokyo, we have feces throwing housewives.
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jul 02, 2014 1:52 pm

chokonen888 wrote:In the Bit T you have feces throwing monkeys...in Tokyo, we have feces throwing housewives.


In Soviet Russia feces throw monkey.
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby yanpa » Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:13 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:In the Bit T you have feces throwing monkeys...in Tokyo, we have feces throwing housewives.


In Soviet Russia feces throw monkey.


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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby matsuki » Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:40 pm

In Soviet Russia I imagine housewives throwing monkeys...covered in feces.
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:46 pm

chokonen888 wrote:In Soviet Russia I imagine housewives throwing monkeys...covered in feces.


That doesn't work.

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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby matsuki » Wed Jul 02, 2014 3:40 pm

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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Coligny » Wed Jul 02, 2014 3:56 pm

chokonen888 wrote:In the Bit T you have feces throwing monkeys...in Tokyo, we have feces throwing housewives.


!?

Either I missed the news, or your private life is turning more exciting by the day..
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby matsuki » Wed Jul 02, 2014 7:27 pm

Coligny wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:In the Bit T you have feces throwing monkeys...in Tokyo, we have feces throwing housewives.


!?

Either I missed the news, or your private life is turning more exciting by the day..


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http://news.tv-asahi.co.jp/news_society ... 29858.html

Apparently it was Tama-shi, not Tanashi...

In short, 53yo unemployed, Yuri Hamashima was busted for throwing her feces at the neighbors (while in their car)"10 times" between May and Dec 2013 and they busted her using poop DNA :twisted:

Of course this is headline news in Tokyo :roll:
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Coligny » Wed Jul 02, 2014 7:59 pm

Damn missed the news, I was still fapping over Sarkozy's pre-arrest thing...

are they really sure it was poop and not just regular Nissan spare parts ? DNA test have been proven wrong in the past...

(The germans will find it kinda hot and call it foreplay...)
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby yanpa » Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:09 am

Possibility of precipitation, apparently.
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Coligny » Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:43 am

Rained all night long, awesome, the whip is shiny clean and the roads are superb...
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby matsuki » Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:51 pm

Coligny wrote:Rained all night long, awesome, the whip is shiny clean and the roads are superb...


Usually the rain here doesn't exactly have a "cleaning" effect but more power to yah! :cheers:
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Coligny » Fri Jul 04, 2014 1:24 pm

The tsuyu allnighters have a rinse cycle... But you need more than 5-6 hours of continuous and copious downpour...

Anything less and you have just shit smeared across the windshield...
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Grumpy Gramps » Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:21 pm

A bit too much wind here between the showers. Me trying to rattle-can a few pieces of wood outside ending up with satin black on everything.
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Coligny » Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:47 pm

Nothing like humid windy weather for -screwing up- spray painting...
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Jul 05, 2014 11:21 am

Coligny wrote:Meanwhile in the Big T, after wild boar and shark alert we received today an warning for monkey attack...



A monster appeared on the banks of Kyoto's Kamogawa river this morning: "Osanshouo" a giant salamander!
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Jul 05, 2014 11:30 am

Meanwhile down south...

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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Coligny » Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:01 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
Coligny wrote:Meanwhile in the Big T, after wild boar and shark alert we received today an warning for monkey attack...



A monster appeared on the banks of Kyoto's Kamogawa river this morning: "Osanshouo" a giant salamander!
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Or, as the japanese calls it:

Lunch
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Coligny » Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:13 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Meanwhile down south...

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With the seawater being still quite cool, despite my maps being extremely approximative, I'm not sure aboot that whole cat 5 progression...there is a stream of warm sea extending east of taiwan... But north of that the drop is quite dramatic. And starting from kyushu looking north it's not warm enough to sustain much of a storm...
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Marked Trail » Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:07 pm

Coligny wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:A monster appeared on the banks of Kyoto's Kamogawa river this morning: "Osanshouo" a giant salamander!
Or, as the japanese calls it:
Lunch

"Lunch"? Maybe not.
On National Geographic, Dr. Brady Barr captured a Giant Japanese Salamander and decided to taste it---He almost puked his guts out just from licking the beast's skin-slime toxins.
You can scratch off Giant Japanese Salamander from your list of possible sushi items. (But if it skinned, parboiled, and marinaded who knows?)
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Coligny » Sun Jul 06, 2014 11:12 am

Coligny wrote:
Mike Oxlong wrote:Meanwhile down south...


With the seawater being still quite cool, despite my maps being extremely approximative, I'm not sure aboot that whole cat 5 progression...there is a stream of warm sea extending east of taiwan... But north of that the drop is quite dramatic. And starting from kyushu looking north it's not warm enough to sustain much of a storm...



Ok, strike that, my maps are really too fuzzy.

Down to 940 from 945 in 3 hours this morning. And apparently still have to reach the really hot taiwanese born stream. Still aimed for a landfall on west kyushu for now.

Let see what this afternoon bring, how low it can go once it powers up and how it will affect or not the trajectory.
For peeps between Taiwan and Kyushu it' might gets bumpy...
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Wage Slave » Sun Jul 06, 2014 8:24 pm

Coligny wrote:The tsuyu allnighters have a rinse cycle... But you need more than 5-6 hours of continuous and copious downpour...

Anything less and you have just shit smeared across the windshield...


So, decided to give nature a helping hand by running a soapy sponge over the wet car and then left it in the rain to rinse. An excellent idea whether it cleans the car well or not. The more rat faced of the passers by were thrown into distress and confusion. They instinctively felt it was wrong and non-Japanese but couldn't put their finger on why. I could sense them checking the objections one by one and being forced to abandon them one by one. Must do it again.
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby legion » Sun Jul 06, 2014 8:45 pm

Marked Trail wrote:
Coligny wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:A monster appeared on the banks of Kyoto's Kamogawa river this morning: "Osanshouo" a giant salamander!
Or, as the japanese calls it:
Lunch

"Lunch"? Maybe not.
On National Geographic, Dr. Brady Barr captured a Giant Japanese Salamander and decided to taste it---He almost puked his guts out just from licking the beast's skin-slime toxins.
You can scratch off Giant Japanese Salamander from your list of possible sushi items. (But if it skinned, parboiled, and marinaded who knows?)
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Why did he feel the need to mess with one of the rarest creatures in Japan? Or did I just answer my own question?

They are basically left over dinosaurs and almost endangered, strange to be out of the water.
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Coligny » Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:09 pm

Wage Slave wrote:
Coligny wrote:The tsuyu allnighters have a rinse cycle... But you need more than 5-6 hours of continuous and copious downpour...

Anything less and you have just shit smeared across the windshield...


So, decided to give nature a helping hand by running a soapy sponge over the wet car and then left it in the rain to rinse. An excellent idea whether it cleans the car well or not. The more rat faced of the passers by were thrown into distress and confusion. They instinctively felt it was wrong and non-Japanese but couldn't put their finger on why. I could sense them checking the objections one by one and being forced to abandon them one by one. Must do it again.


Next time also wear a fundoshi...
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Wage Slave » Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:36 pm

Coligny wrote:
Wage Slave wrote:
Coligny wrote:The tsuyu allnighters have a rinse cycle... But you need more than 5-6 hours of continuous and copious downpour...

Anything less and you have just shit smeared across the windshield...


So, decided to give nature a helping hand by running a soapy sponge over the wet car and then left it in the rain to rinse. An excellent idea whether it cleans the car well or not. The more rat faced of the passers by were thrown into distress and confusion. They instinctively felt it was wrong and non-Japanese but couldn't put their finger on why. I could sense them checking the objections one by one and being forced to abandon them one by one. Must do it again.


Next time also wear a fundoshi...


Excellent idea. The perfect excuse.
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby Coligny » Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:40 am

930 and around Taiwan warm zone...
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Postby yanpa » Mon Jul 07, 2014 9:17 am

The fundoshi?
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Re: The Weather Thread.

Postby matsuki » Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:46 pm

Wage Slave wrote:
Coligny wrote:The tsuyu allnighters have a rinse cycle... But you need more than 5-6 hours of continuous and copious downpour...

Anything less and you have just shit smeared across the windshield...


So, decided to give nature a helping hand by running a soapy sponge over the wet car and then left it in the rain to rinse. An excellent idea whether it cleans the car well or not. The more rat faced of the passers by were thrown into distress and confusion. They instinctively felt it was wrong and non-Japanese but couldn't put their finger on why. I could sense them checking the objections one by one and being forced to abandon them one by one. Must do it again.


I've been doing this lately...get the same looks and some of the temple okyakusan even tried to warn me "it's gonna rain today" on the days I'm able to soap it up just as the rain is getting started. :lol:
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