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Jackson's private parts shown on Japanese TV

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Nov 21, 2003 9:53 am

Image As all us know, pixelated treatment on genitalia in Japan is done to block nudity and explicit naughty bits. On every Japanese TV news program this morning, Jackson's privates were pixelated, but on ALL the foreign news, CNN, BBC, et al, they were shown . Sheesh
See the real pix to: Jackson Booked on Molestation Suspicion Reuters Photo(AP) Thu, Nov 20 - ... Michael Jackson was booked on suspicion of child molestation ...
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Postby Steve Bildermann » Fri Nov 21, 2003 10:05 am

Great Janet Jackson Breast crash 04 - Survived - check
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Electric shock treatment 2005-2009 - Survived - check
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Postby Caustic Saint » Fri Nov 21, 2003 10:18 am

More caustic. Less saint. :twisted:
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Refesh my memory

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Nov 21, 2003 10:55 am

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Postby Steve Bildermann » Fri Nov 21, 2003 11:17 am

Great Janet Jackson Breast crash 04 - Survived - check
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Ore waru.

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Postby Caustic Saint » Fri Nov 21, 2003 12:49 pm

AAAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!!

What the fuck is that?!? 8O

Is he even human anymore? (And 5'11" and 120lbs?!? Jesus Christ, starve much?)
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"RAC B"

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Nov 21, 2003 1:05 pm

Caustic Saint wrote: (And 5'11" and 120lbs?!? Jesus Christ, starve much?)


How about the Calf. DMV entry:
"RAC B"

Race: Black....sheeee-it, he's whiter than me and I'm albino.
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Postby kamome » Fri Nov 21, 2003 1:13 pm

The guy has turned himself into a friggin' clown...
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Postby jim katta » Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:01 pm

The B stands for BioOrganicMatterUnclassified. Seriously, that's a plastic surgery experiment gone really awry.

Here's what I'm thinking. You know how you see some celebrities mug shot after they get arrested or have spent time in jail and they end up looking 100 times worse than we thought they did? Well, when MJ took that mug shot, he knew he would be photographed so his make-up was in place...and he STILL looks hideous. So what happens if this dude has to spend some time in jail and we get to see his photo in that context? Holy crap that's gonna be scary monster sh-t!
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Postby AssKissinger » Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:36 pm

Why does Michael Jackson shop at Walmart?

Little boys' pants are half-off.

Just kidding. I say, "NOT GUILTY!" He does look weird, however. What do you think, Shibuya Me?
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Re: "RAC B"

Postby kamome » Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:59 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Race: Black....sheeee-it, he's whiter than me and I'm albino.


MJ has claimed that he suffers from some sort of pigmentation disease. Yeah, right. :roll:
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Re: "RAC B"

Postby Caustic Saint » Fri Nov 21, 2003 4:04 pm

kamome wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:Race: Black....sheeee-it, he's whiter than me and I'm albino.

MJ has claimed that he suffers from some sort of pigmentation disease. Yeah, right. :roll:

He claims to have vitiligo.

Vitiligo is a skin condition resulting from loss of pigment which produces white patches. Any part of the body may be affected. Usually both sides of the body are affected. Common areas of involvement are the face, lips, hands, arms, legs, and genital areas.

If he does, he's had the rest of his skin bleached to hide the white patches.
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Vitiligo

Postby canman » Fri Nov 21, 2003 4:42 pm

My Dad has this and he has some small patches on his hands and face. His doctor told him it is a result of far too many hours out in the sun, and because he has very fair skin to begin with.
After watching the Michael Jackson documentary I can't figure when he ever saw the light of day, he was always stuck in clubs performing. Come on Michael you want to be Liz Taylors son, tell the truth. I've noticed she has remained very quiet through this whole ordeal :jawdrop:
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Re: Vitiligo

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Nov 21, 2003 4:53 pm

canman1 wrote: After watching the Michael Jackson documentary I can't figure when he ever saw the light of day, he was always stuck in clubs performing. :


Too much sun is not the only cause. In Chicago, I see plenty of Afro-Americans with it (maybe 1 in 200 have it so major feature of their appearance). Hell, maybe Michael's telling the truth about his skin and childlove....

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Vitiligo affects one or two of every 100 people. About half the people who develop it do so before the age of 20]
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Postby kimpatsukun » Tue Nov 25, 2003 3:08 am

When is it time for bed in Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Postby Andocrates » Tue Nov 25, 2003 5:42 am

Plastic surgery is fine, it's his money his body. Touching little boys, dame desu yo.
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Michael Jackson Joke....

Postby hanasims » Tue Nov 25, 2003 9:33 am

What is black and comes in a little white can?
Michael Jackson.
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Re: Michael Jackson Joke....

Postby kamome » Tue Nov 25, 2003 3:49 pm

hanasims wrote:What is black and comes in a little white can?
Michael Jackson.


Ouch. 8O

If you want to hear Michael's version of events, check it out here. Warning: fairly worthless link.
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Tasteless Jokes

Postby GomiGirl » Tue Nov 25, 2003 5:31 pm

Well I wasn't the first and I won't be the last.

Q. What is the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?


A. One is plastic and harmful to children and the other holds groceries.


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Postby kimpatsukun » Tue Nov 25, 2003 9:13 pm

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 1:
Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs.
During the Neverland raid, police found class As,
class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C.

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 2:
Where's Michael going on holiday?
He's off to Tampa with the kids.

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 3:
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
"Excuse me, but you're in my son"

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 4:
What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac?
They're both old meat between young buns

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 5:
What does Michael hand round after dinner?
The under-eights

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 6:
What does Jackson have in common with whisky?
They both come in small tots

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 7:
Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.
Usually he just tosses them off.

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 8:
Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy.
"How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael.
Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"
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Postby GuyJean » Tue Nov 25, 2003 9:46 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Why does Michael Jackson shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half-off.
:lol:

Got these from my sister:
Q: whats brown and in a 3 yr olds diaper?
A: micheal jacksons hand

Q: why did micheal jackson attempt to call Boys 2 Men?
A: he thought they were a delivery service

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SONY to Michael: 'BEAT IT!"

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Nov 27, 2003 9:23 pm

kamome wrote:Ouch. 8O


Sony expected to tell the beleaguered Michael Jackson to beat itWashington Post Thursday, November 27, 2003
His legal problems aside, Michael Jackson has something else to worry about. For the first time since he was 10 years old, he may soon be without a record contract, and he is reportedly in deep debt.
Sony Corp., whose labels have released Jackson records for almost 25 years, last week issued "Number Ones," a greatest-hits collection that is almost certainly his last album for the company...
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Postby kimpatsukun » Thu Nov 27, 2003 10:18 pm

So is MJ the first of the 20,000 people to be let go from Sony?

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