america jumps on the toilet-wagon with washlet

[graline]

finally, late night television watching has its benefits..commercials for the washlet.." REDEFINING THE BATHROOM EXPERIENCE."
now americans can feel as clean as the rest of the world...

really, the commercials are rediculous tho

http://www.washlet.com/whywashlet.asp

[AssKissinger]

I really wish I had one of those in my apartment. I'm getting a little crusty in my old age and, frankly speaking, sometimes the area around my anus gets irritated and no, I haven't been taking it up the ass, unless my wife's finger counts, then again why wouldn't it? Plus, there's nothing wrong with taking it in the ass. I got nothing against people who take it in the ass. Anyway, that warm water really feels nice. When I was trekking in Nepal, I didn't take a shower for 10 days and that was compounded by the fact that I was hiking ten kilometers up (or down) the steep Himalayan terrain. AND, that Nepali mountain food caused all kinds of digestive problems, diarrhoea and constipation at the same time, ever have that? It felt more like I was giving birth to a baby demon rather than just moving my bowels. And even with all that going on, I never used toilet paper, just wiped it with my hand. For the whole time not just on the trek but for three months in India, Nepal and Bangladesh but for the trek I didn't even bring a change of skivvies, didn't need it! Plus the same socks everyday! Woah, they smelled horrible but the thing is my feet weren't irratated nor was my anus. These days just marching around for a day around town leaves me all sore from my head to my shitter right down to my toes. The culprit? Old age.

[kamome]

[SNIP!]

Was all of that necessary? I do NOT need to know about your crusty anus, your sweaty socks, or the fact that you like a little back door action.

[Taro Toporific]

[Caustic Saint]

[Taro Toporific]

Okay, that leads to this link
[leads to a list of places] but none of that tells me what a "shower toilet" is. Do they just mean public toilets with the magical bum washer?

Yep. "Shower toilet" is just engRish for a magical bum washer. I guess now I have to post my 15 sec. video of me giving my pussy a "toilet shower". The remote control is lots of fun.

[Caustic Saint]

Okay, that leads to this link
[leads to a list of places] but none of that tells me what a "shower toilet" is. Do they just mean public toilets with the magical bum washer?

Yep. "Shower toilet" is just engRish for a magical bum washer. I guess now I have to post my 15 sec. video of me giving my pussy a "toilet shower". The remote control is lots of fun.

Gotcha. Wasn't sure if maybe they meant the dreaded "combo" units like every apartment I've had in Korea uses.


_____shower__________________________toilet

The drain for the shower is under the sink.

[Taro Toporific]

Wasn't sure if maybe they meant the dreaded "combo" units like every apartment I've had in Korea uses.
_____shower__________________________toilet The drain for the shower is under the sink.

THAT'S EFFICIENCY!

In Korea you need to S.S.S., sh-t, shower, 'n' shave all at the same time...
TO BEAT EVIL JAPAN!

[Big Booger]

I really wish I had one of those in my apartment. I'm getting a little crusty in my old age and, frankly speaking, sometimes the area around my anus gets irritated and no, I haven't been taking it up the ass, unless my wife's finger counts, then again why wouldn't it? Plus, there's nothing wrong with taking it in the ass. I got nothing against people who take it in the ass. Anyway, that warm water really feels nice. When I was trekking in Nepal, I didn't take a shower for 10 days and that was compounded by the fact that I was hiking ten kilometers up (or down) the steep Himalayan terrain. AND, that Nepali mountain food caused all kinds of digestive problems, diarrhoea and constipation at the same time, ever have that? It felt more like I was giving birth to a baby demon rather than just moving my bowels. And even with all that going on, I never used toilet paper, just wiped it with my hand. For the whole time not just on the trek but for three months in India, Nepal and Bangladesh but for the trek I didn't even bring a change of skivvies, didn't need it! Plus the same socks everyday! Woah, they smelled horrible but the thing is my feet weren't irratated nor was my anus. These days just marching around for a day around town leaves me all sore from my head to my shitter right down to my toes. The culprit? Old age.

ASSKINGS POST RULES!!!

[AssKissinger]

Thank-you. It's nice to be appreciated. I try to make a steady stream of positive contributions to the Fucked Gaijin community.

[GargoyleTS]

Okay AK, that's way more info about you than I ever wanted outside of a BDSM society meeting. But you have brought a smile to my face! That was well timed and well-written!

[yakinoumiso]

http://www.salon.com/comics/knig/2005/01/12/knig/index1.html

Even the comics are getting into the swing of things. Though, this guy got it wrong: it probably wasn't the French that brought the bidet to his hotel room, but the Japanese with their washlets...lord knows what he'd have said if he sat on a heated-seat model...

[NeoNecroNomiCron]

Do you know if you press the button twice it wiggles?

[GomiGirl]

I thought that the washlets had "front shower" (trust me when i tell you it is a girls BEST friend) and the "bidet" which is the bum washer.

Not sure if a front shower is useful for boys..

or are these just in the girls dunnies along with the stupid noise makers???

First time I used a washlet, I was there for hours.

[yakinoumiso]

Do you know if you press the button twice it wiggles?

Really! I soooo need one of those.

[NeoNecroNomiCron]

First time I used a washlet, I was there for hours.

Did you have to mop up all the water on the ground?

[American Oyaji]

I thought that the washlets had "front shower" (trust me when i tell you it is a girls BEST friend) and the "bidet" which is the bum washer.

Not sure if a front shower is useful for boys..

or are these just in the girls dunnies along with the stupid noise makers???

First time I used a washlet, I was there for hours.

I'm imagining, and I like what I'm imagining.

As for the front shower, I've never seen it. Only the back one.

[NeoNecroNomiCron]

I'm imagining, and I like what I'm imagining.

As for the front shower, I've never seen it. Only the back one.

Perhaps your mounting orientation is backwards.

[Mike Oxlong]

Still making the rounds on Yahoo!

Gems such as:

Scott Pinizzotto is used to the giggles whenever he brings up high-tech toilet seats that rinse and warm people's bottoms. Yet he continues to believe he's sitting on a potential gold mine.

"This is the next evolution of the toilet," Pinizzotto said of the Swash, an upscale seat made by his San Francisco startup, Brondell Inc. "We are trying to educate people that there is a more hygienic and comfortable way to go to the bathroom."