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Jack the Ripper unmasked!

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Jack the Ripper unmasked!

Postby Russell » Sun Sep 07, 2014 5:33 pm

How amateur sleuth used DNA breakthrough to identify Britain's most notorious criminal 126 years after string of terrible murders

It is the greatest murder mystery of all time, a puzzle that has perplexed criminologists for more than a century and spawned books, films and myriad theories ranging from the plausible to the utterly bizarre.

But now, thanks to modern forensic science, The Mail on Sunday can exclusively reveal the true identity of Jack the Ripper, the serial killer responsible for at least five grisly murders in Whitechapel in East London during the autumn of 1888.

DNA evidence has now shown beyond reasonable doubt which one of six key suspects commonly cited in connection with the Ripper’s reign of terror was the actual killer – and we reveal his identity.

A shawl found by the body of Catherine Eddowes, one of the Ripper’s victims, has been analysed and found to contain DNA from her blood as well as DNA from the killer.

The landmark discovery was made after businessman Russell Edwards, 48, bought the shawl at auction and enlisted the help of Dr Jari Louhelainen, a world-renowned expert in analysing genetic evidence from historical crime scenes.

Using cutting-edge techniques, Dr Louhelainen was able to extract 126-year-old DNA from the material and compare it to DNA from descendants of Eddowes and the suspect, with both proving a perfect match.

The revelation puts an end to the fevered speculation over the Ripper’s identity which has lasted since his murderous rampage in the most impoverished and dangerous streets of London.

In the intervening century, a Jack the Ripper industry has grown up, prompting a dizzying array of more than 100 suspects, including Queen Victoria’s grandson – Prince Albert Victor, the Duke of Clarence – the post-Impressionist painter Walter Sickert, and the former Liberal Prime Minister William Gladstone.

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Guilty: Polish immigrant Aaron Kosminski

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One less conspiracy theory already.
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Re: Jack the Ripper unmasked!

Postby matsuki » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:09 pm

OMG! double A "Aaron!" Do the math! Don't believe the hype sheeple!!

Pretty rad they could pull this off sooo long after the fact. So what became of mister ripper if he was never caught?
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Re: Jack the Ripper unmasked!

Postby wagyl » Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:18 pm

I really am fighting back the "let me google that for you " urge. After all, the guy has his own wiki page, which is more than you can say for a majority of Canadian journalists.

(And spookily, he was born a One A Aron...)
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Re: Jack the Ripper unmasked!

Postby matsuki » Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:41 pm

The cause of his insanity was recorded as "self-abuse", which is thought to be a euphemism for masturbation.


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Re: Jack the Ripper unmasked!

Postby wagyl » Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:58 pm

Lop his foreskin off, quick! Oh, he's a Jew....
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Re: Jack the Ripper unmasked!

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:01 pm

wagyl wrote:he's a Jew....


I heard he had a blue dick because he was a tightfisted wanker.
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Postby matsuki » Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:46 pm

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