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Thousands of FGs Flee Japan

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:35 am

Thousands Of Foreigners Leave Japan As Women Stop Sleeping With Them
nagmag.com Sept. 8, 2014
Japan’s gaijin community is set to shrink to pre-Meiji era levels as they leave in droves due to Japanese women no longer finding them attractive.
While male foreigners have long claimed that their continued residence in Japan is down to a love for Japanese culture and sushi, the recent decline in women wanting to bed them due to belatedly seeing them for the losers that they really are, has seen them flocking to airports.
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Re: Thousands of FGs Flee Japan

Postby J.A.F.O » Mon Sep 15, 2014 2:29 pm

Ack japanese culture and sushi...
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Re: Thousands of FGs Flee Japan

Postby Greji » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:15 pm

You mean I shouldn't have gotten laid yesterday?
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Re: Thousands of FGs Flee Japan

Postby kurogane » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:20 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:Ack japanese culture and sushi...


Amen. If I never hear the word Soosheee ever again it will be 5 years too late for my sanity to ever recover. Eat it, enjoy it, poop it, BUT STOP FUCKIN' TALKING ABOUT IT........ :cry2:
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Re: Thousands of FGs Flee Japan

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Sep 16, 2014 2:22 pm

kurogane wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:Ack japanese culture and sushi...


Amen. If I never hear the word Soosheee ever again it will be 5 years too late for my sanity to ever recover. Eat it, enjoy it, poop it, BUT STOP FUCKIN' TALKING ABOUT IT........ :cry2:


The best thing is when you go home for a trip and people want to take you to their favorite sushi place because you live in Japan. I love sushi but I can't handle the sushi obsession people have outside of Japan. I don't get it either. Why is that the one food that gives everyone and their mother a hard on?
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Re: Thousands of FGs Flee Japan

Postby IparryU » Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:16 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
kurogane wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:Ack japanese culture and sushi...


Amen. If I never hear the word Soosheee ever again it will be 5 years too late for my sanity to ever recover. Eat it, enjoy it, poop it, BUT STOP FUCKIN' TALKING ABOUT IT........ :cry2:


The best thing is when you go home for a trip and people want to take you to their favorite sushi place because you live in Japan. I love sushi but I can't handle the sushi obsession people have outside of Japan. I don't get it either. Why is that the one food that gives everyone and their mother a hard on?

that is a good question... not that good really. I mean, I don't particularly like it, but there are rare times when I could grub out on it.

And just what kurogane said:
kurogane wrote:Eat it, enjoy it, poop it, BUT STOP FUCKIN' TALKING ABOUT IT........
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Re: Thousands of FGs Flee Japan

Postby kurogane » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:53 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
The best thing is when you go home for a trip and people want to take you to their favorite sushi place because you live in Japan.


This has always been sterling proof that the sort of people that loudly claim "People aren't stoopid ya know" usually are irreparably so.

ME: Hey, I just got home from Japan and am in town for a couple of weeks
FRIEND: Oh, great. I found this great new Sooshee place. We'll have to check it out.
ME: :shock: :cry2:

Mind you, lots of Japanese friends in Kyoto use any visit there as an excuse to go for Western Food, noting that I must be craving it having been back in Japan for a full 72 hours by then. :rolleyes:

Another pet peeve is full Vancouverite / West Coast types that should know better and still refer to Sushi generically as Japanese Food. Because they don't actually eat or even like any other kind of same. When I hear Japanese Food, I imagine several varieties of genuinely delicious variously cooked YumYums. When I hear Sooshee, my heart sinks slightly but I go along for the social thing. To me it's like Bait and Switch marketing. I seem to like it more than IPU, and certainly than SushiHater JAFO, but damn, unless you pay real money it isn't just not that good, it's kinda gross. Full Vancouver $8 for 40 piece Sushi is really rather revolting.

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Re: Thousands of FGs Flee Japan

Postby J.A.F.O » Thu Sep 18, 2014 10:18 pm

kurogane wrote:Another pet peeve is full Vancouverite / West Coast types that should know better and still refer to Sushi generically as Japanese Food. Because they don't actually eat or even like any other kind of same. When I hear Japanese Food, I imagine several varieties of genuinely delicious variously cooked YumYums. When I hear Sooshee, my heart sinks slightly but I go along for the social thing. To me it's like Bait and Switch marketing. I seem to like it more than IPU, and certainly than SushiHater JAFO, but damn, unless you pay real money it isn't just not that good, it's kinda gross. Full Vancouver $8 for 40 piece Sushi is really rather revolting.

Feckin' raw shiite. Death to Woody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wink:


preach on, and it's not even the raw fish or raw anything for that matter I like my steaks blue and fresh salmon is pretty damn good. The vinegar they put into the rice makes me gag.
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Re: Thousands of FGs Flee Japan

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:36 am

kurogane wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:Ack japanese culture and sushi...


Amen. If I never hear the word Soosheee ever again it will be 5 years too late for my sanity to ever recover. Eat it, enjoy it, poop it, BUT STOP FUCKIN' TALKING ABOUT IT........ :cry2:

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Re: Thousands of FGs Flee Japan

Postby Russell » Thu Sep 25, 2014 6:51 pm

kurogane wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:Ack japanese culture and sushi...


Amen. If I never hear the word Soosheee ever again it will be 5 years too late for my sanity to ever recover. Eat it, enjoy it, poop it, BUT STOP FUCKIN' TALKING ABOUT IT........ :cry2:

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Sushi lover's entire body left riddled with WORMS after eating contaminated sashimi

In other words, he should have stayed with Sushi, instead of trying Sashimi...

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Re: Thousands of FGs Flee Japan

Postby wagyl » Thu Sep 25, 2014 6:54 pm

The Daily Mail. Are Scientists Baffled?

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