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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby Hijinx » Wed Oct 15, 2014 7:19 am

It's a bluff--don't pay. But if they do come around asking and manage to confront you, just state plainly that you have no TV. If they press further, going on about any device capable of receiving NHK broadcasts, again, no. Period. Don't engage them in any more conversation. They don't have the right to enter your premises.
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby IparryU » Wed Oct 15, 2014 11:38 am

Takechanpoo wrote:



i just moved to Musashimurayama and got a mail to pay the fee from fucking NHK.
am thinking whether continue ignoring it or not....

tell them to fuck off. easy, but you aren't an FG so your tactic will have to be a bit different. just slam the door in their face and leave notes for them to fuck off.
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby wagyl » Wed Oct 15, 2014 11:42 am

IparryU wrote:
Takechanpoo wrote:

you aren't an FG

cite?
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby IparryU » Wed Oct 15, 2014 12:12 pm

wagyl wrote:
IparryU wrote:
Takechanpoo wrote:

you aren't an FG

cite?

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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby wagyl » Wed Oct 15, 2014 12:26 pm

I'm not sure that Take is not an FG. Any reason I should believe he isn't?

Or for that matter, any reason I shouldn't believe he is a 20 year old horny girl available in my area?
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby Yokohammer » Wed Oct 15, 2014 12:39 pm

wagyl wrote: ... Or for that matter, any reason I shouldn't believe he is a 20 year old horny girl available in my area?

Time to put the bong down Waggy.


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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:01 pm

Yokohammer wrote:
wagyl wrote: ... Or for that matter, any reason I shouldn't believe he is a 20 year old horny girl available in my area?

Time to put the bong down Waggy.


What's he smoking? Viagra?
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Oct 18, 2014 7:39 pm

Hell no, I won't pay:
NHK bans any reference to wartime ‘sex slaves’
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/worl ... 239769.ece
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby IparryU » Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:16 pm

Another ass backwards move...
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby matsuki » Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:12 pm

....I need to stop comparing Japan to North Korea, seems like they're heading to a more China-like government.
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:14 pm

chokonen888 wrote:....I need to stop comparing Japan to North Korea, seems like they're heading to a more China-like government.


I thought China and Russia were just trying to catch up with the oligarchy that runs the US.
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby matsuki » Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:05 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
chokonen888 wrote:....I need to stop comparing Japan to North Korea, seems like they're heading to a more China-like government.


I thought China and Russia were just trying to catch up with the oligarchy that runs the US.


Oligarchy they all are...but I was more referring to the whole intervention to ignore certain parts of history.
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby J.A.F.O » Fri Oct 24, 2014 11:25 am

NHK has started coming around again... I figure their low on their quotas or its a change up of the guys on the beat. Either way they waited until it was only my wife at home. (8:30 p.m.) So she said she was in the shower and told them to come back tomorrow. I took off early from the gym and decided to BBQ on the front porch in my Spedos (getting chilly down here) and tatts in all their glory. Bastards wouldn't even show up ... kinda disapointed... Sigh maybe next time.
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby IparryU » Fri Oct 24, 2014 12:56 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:NHK has started coming around again... I figure their low on their quotas or its a change up of the guys on the beat. Either way they waited until it was only my wife at home. (8:30 p.m.) So she said she was in the shower and told them to come back tomorrow. I took off early from the gym and decided to BBQ on the front porch in my Spedos (getting chilly down here) and tatts in all their glory. Bastards wouldn't even show up ... kinda disapointed... Sigh maybe next time.

Sav level +1 man... tatted up gaijin in a speedo... you dont have a beer belly do you?
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby matsuki » Fri Oct 24, 2014 1:25 pm

They haven't bothered to come by in awhile (unless IPU scared them away and I wasn't there) since the last, rather polite, dude that came by.
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby J.A.F.O » Fri Oct 24, 2014 5:54 pm

IparryU wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:NHK has started coming around again... I figure their low on their quotas or its a change up of the guys on the beat. Either way they waited until it was only my wife at home. (8:30 p.m.) So she said she was in the shower and told them to come back tomorrow. I took off early from the gym and decided to BBQ on the front porch in my Spedos (getting chilly down here) and tatts in all their glory. Bastards wouldn't even show up ... kinda disapointed... Sigh maybe next time.

Sav level +1 man... tatted up gaijin in a speedo... you dont have a beer belly do you?


No beer belly but it might actually help :twisted:
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Oct 24, 2014 6:29 pm

J.A.F.O wrote:
IparryU wrote:
J.A.F.O wrote:NHK has started coming around again... I figure their low on their quotas or its a change up of the guys on the beat. Either way they waited until it was only my wife at home. (8:30 p.m.) So she said she was in the shower and told them to come back tomorrow. I took off early from the gym and decided to BBQ on the front porch in my Spedos (getting chilly down here) and tatts in all their glory. Bastards wouldn't even show up ... kinda disapointed... Sigh maybe next time.

Sav level +1 man... tatted up gaijin in a speedo... you dont have a beer belly do you?


No beer belly but it might actually help :twisted:


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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby J.A.F.O » Sun Oct 26, 2014 3:13 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I got your back, bro.


Sounds good, I'll buy the beer.
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby Mike Oxlong » Sun Oct 26, 2014 5:05 pm

I asked the guy last time he came round for the shakedown about those postal mail forwarding cards. They get told there's a new resident at a certain address, but no name. So even if you are paying, they'll come around unless you change your address with NHK before moving.
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby Yokohammer » Sun Oct 26, 2014 5:33 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:I asked the guy last time he came round for the shakedown about those postal mail forwarding cards. They get told there's a new resident at a certain address, but no name. So even if you are paying, they'll come around unless you change your address with NHK before moving.

That would explain why that unbelievably arrogant cunt showed up at my place about a week after we moved in. He didn't get what he wanted, came back a week or so later, and got sent packing again. Haven't seen him since. Of course there was a little earthquake and tsunami in the meantime, so who knows ...


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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby IparryU » Mon Oct 27, 2014 1:09 pm

Yokohammer wrote:
Mike Oxlong wrote:I asked the guy last time he came round for the shakedown about those postal mail forwarding cards. They get told there's a new resident at a certain address, but no name. So even if you are paying, they'll come around unless you change your address with NHK before moving.

That would explain why that unbelievably arrogant cunt showed up at my place about a week after we moved in. He didn't get what he wanted, came back a week or so later, and got sent packing again. Haven't seen him since. Of course there was a little earthquake and tsunami in the meantime, so who knows ...


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Just do the JAFO, asnwer the door in a speedo holding a beer in one hand and munch on a stick of celery. burp a few times whilst he is talkin and just slam the door. that would give him some difficulty rubbing one off for a few days..
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby wagyl » Mon Oct 27, 2014 1:52 pm

IparryU wrote:asnwer the door in a speedo holding a beer in one hand and munch on a stick of celery. burp a few times whilst he is talkin and just slam the door. that would give him some difficulty rubbing one off for a few days..

You are making the assumption that the NHK collectors have normal standard desires and interests.

I am not so sure that that is a reasonable assumption. You might be risking repeat visits and chocolates on Valentine's Day.
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby matsuki » Mon Oct 27, 2014 2:15 pm

wagyl wrote:You might be risking repeat visits and chocolates on Valentine's Day.


Or white day? :twisted:
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby wagyl » Mon Oct 27, 2014 2:34 pm

Don't be stupid. that is when you get the chocolate edible speedos.
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby matsuki » Mon Oct 27, 2014 2:41 pm

wagyl wrote:Don't be stupid. that is when you get the are wearing chocolate edible speedos.


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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby JAVGOD » Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:22 am

I've read there's a new service for delivering NHK via internets so...now have to say, sorry, no computer, sold it for chinese rock. :shock:
A friend told me to only buy tv with cash as they are tracking tv sales by cc in some towns. Are we fukt yet? - expect more visits.
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby J.A.F.O » Wed Oct 29, 2014 10:40 am

wagyl wrote:
IparryU wrote:asnwer the door in a speedo holding a beer in one hand and munch on a stick of celery. burp a few times whilst he is talkin and just slam the door. that would give him some difficulty rubbing one off for a few days..

You are making the assumption that the NHK collectors have normal standard desires and interests.

I am not so sure that that is a reasonable assumption. You might be risking repeat visits and chocolates on Valentine's Day.


That's if the NHK guy assumes that I don't like repeat visits and chocolates on valentines day :twisted: I like chocolates, I like valentines day. No man is an island ...
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby J.A.F.O » Wed Oct 29, 2014 10:41 am

Chocolate edible speedos.... hmmm further research is needed.
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Oct 29, 2014 11:17 am

One nice thing about living in an apartment building with a locked front door and no intercom is no random visits from NHK, Mormons, or JW's.
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Re: No Escape From The NHK Man?

Postby Russell » Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:49 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:One nice thing about living in an apartment building with a locked front door and no intercom is no random visits from NHK, Mormons, or JW's.

I actually enjoy the visits of the last two groups.

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