Mystery of the day

[dimwit]

Ok. So went to my local park the evening before last to walk my dog and found the every entrance to the park was blocked off by the police. So my question for FG members is why?

[yanpa]

Why didn' t you ask?

[wagyl]

Yay! I love a challenging quiz! First we have to guess where Dimwit is, then guess which park, then scour for any reports mentioning the park name! I hope there is a bonus point for guessing the dog's name correctly!

[Mike Oxlong]

Some "Chikan Akan!" campaign?

[wagyl]

It may be too soon for the soku in sokuho https://www.police.pref.ehime.jp/sokuho/sokuho.htm

[dimwit]

Sorry, for those who don't know I live in Matsuyama. No crime had been commited and wasn't a campaign of any sort. And no I am not going to name the park as you can scour the internet to find the answer.

[Salty]

Sorry, for those who don't know I live in Matsuyama. No crime had been commited and wasn't a campaign of any sort. And no I am not going to name the park as you can scour the internet to find the answer.

Oh - a treasure hunt quiz? We can scour the internet to find the answer - but you can`t tell us?

So my guess is that they were filming a porno - Cops do Yuko?

[wagyl]

Your dog isn't a Pit Bull or a Rhodesian Ridgeback, or any other of the boar-hunting breeds, by any chance? If that is the case, I guess the dog's name is Rex, or Bastard. Nice park.

[dimwit]

Porn may have been filmed there in the past be not that night. The police were actually there to protect the public.

[dimwit]

Your dog isn't a Pit Bull or a Rhodesian Ridgeback, or any other of the boar-hunting breeds, by any chance? If that is the case, I guess the dog's name is Rex, or Bastard. Nice park.

My dog is named Nana either after a former girlfriend or a soft core porn movie, or it could be that my son named the dog after his teacher at the time. It is a mitt and boar hunting might be a useful skill for it to acquire.

[matsuki]

Monkey attacks so they called in to pro monkey spankers?

[wagyl]

So was it because of boars? Aside from that, I got nuthin'.

Your son's teacher must feel that it is a great honour.

It's not just the park, by the way

[dimwit]

Yeah, I saw some of the tracks left in Dogo Park and boar must have been at least 60 kg. And yes it was quite fun lying to the teacher during home visit day.

[Coligny]

Yeah, I saw some of the tracks left in Dogo Park and boar must have been at least 60 kg. And yes it was quite fun lying to the teacher during home visit day.

They still follow the Stasi operation manual in this shithole !?

Fascinating time capsule...

[Ol Dirty Gaijin]

In the best Proopsian tradition I give you.
Wild Boars. WILD BOARS.