"No sex please --- we're Japanese."

[matsuki]

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[Coligny]

What exactly is IPU's Method????

I believe the term is "jusssdunnngivafuk" in the moment but it is usually followed by "aaaasheeeet" the next day....which is the difficult part of the procedure, often resulting in prayer to long forsaken deities. Definitely not recommended for beginners but I think experienced have all succumbed to it a time or so.

Older ones just say they cant get preggers or they will handle it. Younger ones cry then say they will just go to the lady's clinic by their house O_o

And it's good money...

Have you seen the fucking price of the new Benz CLS ? I'm afraid to ask how much is even the novelty matching keyholder at this point...

[Samurai_Jerk]

There's nothing new in this article but I like the absurd photo that accompanies it.

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DOING THEIR PART — In the wake of the first annual drop in Japan’s population in 2005, Japanese lingerie maker Triumph International debuted a ‘Stop the Birth Rate Decline Bra,’ featuring, on the right cup, the smiling faces of four children supporting an elderly lady, while on the left cup, two children struggle to support another senior. (TORU YAMANAKA/AFP/Getty Images)

Much has been made of Japan’s latest relapse into recession. For the most part, economists have focused on the efficacy of the once much-ballyhooed “Abenomics,” the stimulus and structural reform program that was seen as the key to turning around the island nation’s torpid economy.

While Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s ruling coalition won a sweeping electoral victory this weekend, giving him a mandate to continue his economic policies, it is increasingly clear that the epicenter of Japan’s crisis is not its Parliament, or the factory floor, but in the bedroom. Japan has been on a procreation holiday for almost a generation now, with one of the lowest fertility rates on the planet. The damage may prove impossible to overcome.

Japan’s working-age population (15-64) peaked in 1995, while the United States’ has grown 21% since then. The projections for Japan are alarming: its working-age population will drop from 79 million today to less than 52 million in 2050, according to the Stanford Institute on Longevity.

[matsuki]

Woof...and those AAAcups must be made out of lead to need that much "support"

[IparryU]

Woof...and those AAAcups must be made out of lead to need that much "support"

AAA? dont be so nice choko...

[yanpa]

Japan’s sexual apathy is endangering the global economy

People in Japan are so averse to romantic relationships that the country's media even has a name for it: sekkusu shinai shokogun, or "celibacy syndrome," according to a widely circulated Guardian story on the country's low rates of marriage, childbearing and even sex.

But this is more than a story about Japan and its cultural quirks: It's a story about the global economy. Japan is the world's third-largest economy, a crucial link in global trade and a significant factor everyone else's economic well-being. It owns almost as much U.S. debt as does China. It's a top trading partner of the U.S., China and lots of other countries. The Japanese economy is in serious enough trouble that it could set the rest of us back. And the biggest source of that trouble is demographic: Japanese people aren't having enough kids to sustain a healthy economy. One big reason they're having fewer kids is that they're not as interested in dating or marrying one another, in part because they're less interested in sex.

...more...

[matsuki]

Judging by the amount of tengas and porn being produced...interest in sex isn't the problem...interest in makin' babies is.

[kurogane]

...........and or the bother of needing another humanoid to do so. My impresson is that the dorky guys want the sex but not the GF (hence pron and those creepy dolls), and the women want the BF but not the sex. I heard a good one the other night while mascotting at a hen party: the ideal is to get the boy hooked and go sexless within 6 months. No, I couldn't figure out where the hook was either.

Which might suggest things are at loggerheads.......................................

[J.A.F.O]

...........and or the bother of needing another humanoid to do so. My impresson is that the dorky guys want the sex but not the GF (hence pron and those creepy dolls), and the women want the BF but not the sex. I heard a good one the other night while mascotting at a hen party: the ideal is to get the boy hooked and go sexless within 6 months. No, I couldn't figure out where the hook was either.

Which might suggest things are at loggerheads.......................................

Ya know I think this might be an okinawan thing because I've heard this same bullshit before, from the "hens". Remember this lil ditty? http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2011/03/07/national/u-s-diplomat-accused-of-disparaging-okinawans/

Maher described Okinawan people as “masters of manipulation and extortion” in their relations with the central government in Tokyo

and

he described Japanese culture of maintaining social harmony as a means of “extortion”, while at the same time characterizing Okinawans as “lazy”.

I have had some expat friends get divorced as soon as they received their permanent residence because of exactly what you just explained. So maybe this works for the grass eaters. But it can backfire real fast with carnivorous types.

[matsuki]

I have had some expat friends get divorced as soon as they received their permanent residence because of exactly what you just explained. So maybe this works for the grass eaters. But it can backfire real fast with carnivorous types.

Hahahahaha, but even the grass eaters eventually knock over the fence for greener pastures.

Some of the lemurs are simply traumatized/demoralized by the male dominated societal expectations and go batshit crazy but I can't tell you how many arasaatii j-birds I've met who are slutty, selfish bitches, thinking they're on top of the world "independent uuuman" that don't think the party will ever stop. I'm not talking about successful women that have earned the respect of their peers...I'm talking about entry level pay earning lemurs that flirt from one job to the next, who seem to have replaced making a family with making a facebook/mixi/twitter/etc.

[kurogane]

.............but they often fuck like porn stars. I used to wonder if it isn't part of that whole lifestyle choice you mentioned to take it like they're getting paid for it. It seemed like it was a point of pride to open it all up for a man they met at The HUB barely 3 hours ago. I like that part.

[IparryU]

.............but they often fuck like porn stars. I used to wonder if it isn't part of that whole lifestyle choice you mentioned to take it like they're getting paid for it. It seemed like it was a point of pride to open it all up for a man they met at The HUB barely 3 hours ago. I like that part.

The hub in Shibuya is conveniently located 5 minutes away from love hotel hill and all the uni kids go there...

[Coligny]

I really need to try to go out moar...

And not just to the hardware store...

[kurogane]

[quote-IPU]The hub in Shibuya is conveniently located 5 minutes away from love hotel hill and all the uni kids go there...[/quote]

Oooh. Uni girls..............kind of an age stretch these days, but I do dig those taut little Bukatsu Club rumps before the mind gets poisoned by disillusion and disappointment. The only problem with the Uni girls I've known is they need some time and training to get them really dirty; nice fun NSA GFs, though. The bored OLs seem to have Filth waiting on speed dial. And they're often at least as annoying as Choko said above, so there's no real need to even bother with a phone number, though I always seem to, because I'm such a sucker.

[IparryU]

[quote-IPU]The hub in Shibuya is conveniently located 5 minutes away from love hotel hill and all the uni kids go there...

Oooh. Uni girls..............kind of an age stretch these days, but I do dig those taut little Bukatsu Club rumps before the mind gets poisoned by disillusion and disappointment. The only problem with the Uni girls I've known is they need some time and training to get them really dirty; nice fun NSA GFs, though. The bored OLs seem to have Filth waiting on speed dial. And they're often at least as annoying as Choko said above, so there's no real need to even bother with a phone number, though I always seem to, because I'm such a sucker.[/quote]
If you are getting annoying/crazy/stupid girls then you are fucked in the decision making category... And I am guilty of that.

So i started only doing flings and love hotels. I only have one steady but we aren't dating and i am basically a free man.

The uni girls i got with recently are pretty cool, just lacking in skills. About a 50/50 for shaved girls and no contact info exchange required.

Them todai gurls a pretty slutty. Not sure if they actually went to todai, but IDGAF.

[J.A.F.O]

If you are getting annoying/crazy/stupid girls then you are fucked in the decision making category... And I am guilty of that.

So i started only doing flings and love hotels. I only have one steady but we aren't dating and i am basically a free man.

The uni girls i got with recently are pretty cool, just lacking in skills. About a 50/50 for shaved girls and no contact info exchange required.

Them todai gurls a pretty slutty. Not sure if they actually went to todai, but IDGAF.

The devil on my shoulder is telling me that I'm pissing my life away

[J.A.F.O]

Hahahahaha, but even the grass eaters eventually knock over the fence for greener pastures.

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[matsuki]

.............but they often fuck like porn stars. I used to wonder if it isn't part of that whole lifestyle choice you mentioned to take it like they're getting paid for it. It seemed like it was a point of pride to open it all up for a man they met at The HUB barely 3 hours ago. I like that part.

LOL...and this is why it's perfectly acceptable to humor their delusions until they "wake up" to reality. (same applies to IPU's college students...though at least they have an excuse for the 甘い考え)

[Samurai_Jerk]

Here we go again

Japan's Latest Fetish? Schoolgirls Licking Doorknobs

Now we've featured a few strange things from the crazy world of Japan, from previous stories about their humanoid newscasters, to their brilliant TRON dance groups, through to their penchant for insane robot restaurants that will overload your brain - Japanese pop culture, has always been more than a little warped, left of field and unusual.

But this next feature really does takes the concept of bizarreness to entirely new level.

When we first stumbled across this on Twitter, we thought it was part of some kind of elaborate joke.

But no.

Sounds totally unbelievable right? But there is in fact an entire community dedicated to this niche fetish, we actually found out about it via the Door Knob Girl Twitter profile.

When I think about having my knob licked this isn't exactly what I have in mind.

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[matsuki]

Werrrrrcome EBOOOOOOOORRRRRRA!

[J.A.F.O]

Werrrrrcome EBOOOOOOOORRRRRRA!

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Well ya know ... When in Rome.

[matsuki]

I must have a thing for alien-lookin' lemurs cause....

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[Coligny]

Dood, it's japanese realdollz...

http://www.orient-doll.com/top.php

And in this creepy as fuck gallery they look more h00man than 90% of the gurlz in the street...

http://www.orient-doll.com/yasuragi/#function

http://www.orient-doll.com/yasuragi/#face

[matsuki]

They're even up to date with the zombie eyes!

[wagyl]

Surely I can't be the only one who finds it kind of curious that the statistical data kept on sexlessness in married couples, including both intramarital and extramarital sex, only ask questions about sexual activity with the opposite sex.

The survey has been conducted every two years since 2002, by surveying males and females aged between 16 and 49. Those who were married were asked if they had had sexual contact with the opposite sex in the last month. Those who answered "no" numbered 44.6%. In the survey ten years ago, the corresponding result was 31.7%. The worst results were married women aged 40 to 44, with 65.3% not getting lucky with a man.

Most common reasons cited for not having sex were "tired from work" (men, 21.3%) and "mendokusai" (women, 23.8%).
http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/national/20150 ... 50030.html

[matsuki]

The gays...in Japan?! Nevar!!!

Yeah, it's messed up how the whole mitomenai culture skews stats like this when it could simply be avoided by different wording. (you can have all the token new haafu and cross dressing "talent" you want on TV but...)

[wagyl]

curious

I see what I did there! I swear it wasn't intentional, but I now wish it was.

[Samurai_Jerk]

So are they purposefully trying to screen gay sex out of the stats? If not, there would be no reason to specify opposite sex. I mean if it were just an oversight or an ignorant assumption of heterosexual sex, the question would just be have you had sex, right?

[IparryU]

Surely I can't be the only one who finds it kind of curious that the statistical data kept on sexlessness in married couples, including both intramarital and extramarital sex, only ask questions about sexual activity with the opposite sex.

The survey has been conducted every two years since 2002, by surveying males and females aged between 16 and 49. Those who were married were asked if they had had sexual contact with the opposite sex in the last month. Those who answered "no" numbered 44.6%. In the survey ten years ago, the corresponding result was 31.7%. The worst results were married women aged 40 to 44, with 65.3% not getting lucky with a man.

Most common reasons cited for not having sex were "tired from work" (men, 21.3%) and "mendokusai" (women, 23.8%).
http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/national/20150 ... 50030.html

My ex-gfs co-worker had this weird relationship with her husband. they were newly weds and wanted to have a baby. but they only had sex a few times. they both were ok with not having sex, but I was telling my gf that the husband is def fucking someone else. no doubt, then she agreed with me after I was pretty blunt about it O_o

So their solution for having a baby was putting "sex night" on the calendar, which got delayed for the reasons wagyl noted above. but after 6 months they finaly did the deed and made a kid (first and only try).

the end.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Lack of sex is hurting McDonald's and other retailers. Coligny better start spiking the water supply with Viagra.