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"Pity we can't follow Japan's lead"

Postby yanpa » Sat Jan 10, 2015 2:41 am

Teh ignorant mail-forwarding interwebs wrote:
> Japan - some interesting facts.
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>* In just ten years??? Hiroshima returned to what it was, economically vibrant before the fall of the atomic bomb.
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>* Japan prevents the use of mobile phones in trains, restaurants and indoors.
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>* For first to sixth primary year Japanese students must learn ethics in dealing with people.
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>* Even though one of the richest people in the world, the Japanese do
>not have servants.The parents are responsible for the house and children.
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>* There is no examination from the first to the third primary level because the goal of education is to instill concepts and character building.
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>* If you go to a buffet restaurant in Japan you will notice people only eat as much as they need without any waste because food must not be wasted.
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>* The rate of delayed trains in Japan is about 7 seconds per year!!
>The Japanese appreciate the value of time and are very punctual to minutes and seconds.
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>* Children in schools brush their teeth (sterile) and clean their teeth after a meal at school, teaching them to maintain their health from an early age.
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>* Japanese students take half an hour to finish their meals to ensure proper digestion because these students are the future of Japan .
>
>The Japanese focus on maintaining their culture. Therefore,
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>* No political leader or a prime minister from an Islamic nation has visited Japan not the Ayatollah of Iran , the King of Saudi Arabia or even a Saudi Prince!
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>* Japan is a country keeping Islam at bay by putting strict restrictions on Islam and ALL Muslims.
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> 1) Japan is the only nation that does not give citizenship to Muslims.
> 2) In Japan permanent residency is not given to Muslims.
> 3) There is a strong ban on the propagation of Islam in Japan
> 4) In the University of Japan , Arabic or any Islamic language is not taught.
> 5) One cannot import a 'Koran' published in the Arabic language.
> 6) According to data published by the Japanese government, it has given temporary residency to only 2 lakhs, Muslims, who must follow the Japanese Law of the Land. These Muslims should speak Japanese and carry their religious rituals in their homes.
> 7) Japan is the only country in the world that has a negligible number of embassies in Islamic countries.
> 8) Muslims residing in Japan are the employees of foreign companies.
> 9) Even today, visas are not granted to Muslim doctors, engineers or managers sent by foreign companies.
> 10) In the majority of companies it is stated in their regulations that no Muslims should apply for a job.
> 11) The Japanese government is of the opinion that Muslims are fundamentalist, and even in the era of globalization they are not willing to change their Muslim laws.
> 12) Muslims cannot even rent a house in Japan .
> 13) If anyone comes to know that his neighbor is a Muslim then the whole neighborhood stays alert.
> 14) No one can start an Islamic cell or Arabic 'Madrasa' in Japan .
> 15) There is no Sharia law in Japan .
> 16) If a Japanese woman marries a Muslim, she is considered an outcast forever.
> 17) According to Mr. Kumiko Yagi, Professor of Arab/Islamic Studies at Tokyo University of Foreign Studies, " There is a mind frame in Japan that Islam is a very narrow minded religion and one should stay away from it."
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>The Japanese might have lost the war, but they are in charge of their own country.
>There are no bombs going off in crowded business centers, "Honor Killings", nor killing of innocent children or anyone else.
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Re: "Pity we can't follow Japan's lead"

Postby Coligny » Sat Jan 10, 2015 3:11 am

You are in the address book of some weapon grade idiot or did you go dumpster diving the bowel of the interwabz ?

/and Kim jun Un don't poop...
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Re: "Pity we can't follow Japan's lead"

Postby matsuki » Sat Jan 10, 2015 8:38 am

LOL, if only most if it were true....
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Re: "Pity we can't follow Japan's lead"

Postby J.A.F.O » Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:19 pm

Japanese students take half an hour to finish their meals to ensure proper digestion because these students are the future of Japan .


Maybe there should be classes on reproducing because if they want to continue this:
The Japanese focus on maintaining their culture.
There actually has to be japanese around to do it.
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Re: "Pity we can't follow Japan's lead"

Postby kurogane » Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:56 pm

chokonen888 wrote:LOL, if only most if it were true....


I would settle for 3 items that were. Mind, it's not actually all completely wrong but after a peek at the forum it was posted on I will bet a few cold beer the retard that posted it has absolutely no idea why he's almost right.
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Re: "Pity we can't follow Japan's lead"

Postby havill » Sun Jan 11, 2015 4:56 pm

I covered this a bit ago here:

http://www.turning-japanese.info/2013/1 ... anese.html

And on another note:

The rate of delayed trains in Japan is about 7 seconds per year!!


Obviously they have never commuted to work on the Odakyu.
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Re: "Pity we can't follow Japan's lead"

Postby Coligny » Sun Jan 11, 2015 5:08 pm

If your hobby is refuting interwabnet stupidity you might not sleep really often...
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Re: "Pity we can't follow Japan's lead"

Postby yanpa » Sun Jan 11, 2015 6:06 pm

havill wrote:I covered this a bit ago here:

http://www.turning-japanese.info/2013/1 ... anese.html


Ta, I can pass that link on the next time someone forwards that mail to me...

I see the post has attracted some quality commenters.
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Re: "Pity we can't follow Japan's lead"

Postby havill » Sun Jan 11, 2015 10:17 pm

Coligny wrote:If your hobby is refuting interwabnet stupidity you might not sleep really often...


I haven't had a good night's sleep in years:
http://www.turning-japanese.info/p/misinfo.html
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Re: "Pity we can't follow Japan's lead"

Postby Coligny » Sun Jan 11, 2015 11:14 pm

Dood, eHow have wrong informations !?

Those guys would fuck up an article on how to drink water...
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Re: "Pity we can't follow Japan's lead"

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Jan 12, 2015 12:28 pm

Coligny wrote:Dood, eHow have wrong informations !?

Those guys would fuck up an article on how to drink water...


Thankfully Islam is tackling this important issue.

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Re: "Pity we can't follow Japan's lead"

Postby kurogane » Mon Jan 12, 2015 1:22 pm

Truly Islam is a religion of tolerance and freedom. I'd mention how much it freaks me out that there's naked apes out there that need that sort of guidance, but you don't have to travel too far from where I was born and raised to find a similar sort worshipping a bastard infant.

Why do so many white tea cosy types look so much like that dork? With that accent I suppose he could be a real Euro-mohammedan, but it's almost like they have a phentoypical requirement that white converts must look like comic book geeks. White Sikhs, too, now that I think about it.
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Re: "Pity we can't follow Japan's lead"

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Jan 12, 2015 2:15 pm

His accent sounds pretty Arab to me and there are plenty of Arab speaking people that look like that.
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Re: "Pity we can't follow Japan's lead"

Postby legion » Mon Jan 12, 2015 3:02 pm

Mr Build a Superficial Argument on a Cliched Analogy.



Which for me is the problem with modern Islam, too many people talking at great length without the benefits of alcohol. The benefits of alcohol being it loosens our tongues while ensuring nobody remembers the rubbish we talk.
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Re: "Pity we can't follow Japan's lead"

Postby kurogane » Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:04 pm

From the name I thought it was that big tight end that used to play American Football, but I then I watched it and realised it was that guy I hadn't seen in movies for awhile. I always though he was American!!!???

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Nice chanting voice if that's him. Is he FOS? The accent wiz a beet too mech fir me.

From his Wikipedia page:

Conversion to Islam

At a young age, Green began to question his Roman Catholic upbringing. However, at the age of 19, he stated that he would "vigorously defend" the faith, even though he did not actually believe in it. [i][b]He also practiced Buddhism for nearly three years, though never formally embraced it. [/b][/i]In 1987, Green first became interested in Islam, picking up his first copy of the Qur'an.[4] Green embraced Islam in 1988, and has been a Dawah practitioner ever since.


Sounds about par for the convertard course.

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Yeah, fair enough. I was thinking maybe Albanian or Yugostanian.
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Re: "Pity we can't follow Japan's lead"

Postby Coligny » Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:30 pm

kurogane wrote:
Yeah, fair enough. I was thinking maybe Albanian or Yugostanian.


Yugoslavs (Serbs) are Eastern Catholic Orthodoxes.

Bosnian and Albanian are m00slimz

Could you merkunz at least pay 5 minutes of attention for the briefing before the carpet bombing run ?
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