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Ashigaru warrior in black fishnet

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:26 am

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Who can forget Miss Universe in ninja high heels?? Miss Japan, Kurara Chibana, won the national costume competition in her ninja bikini back in 2006and Japan is returning to that winning style tonight.


This year's Miss Japan, Keiko Tsuji, wore Ashigaru armor as her "national costume" in the preliminaries of the MISS UNIVERSE competition that is going on this evening in Miami.
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Miss Japan has a better chance of winning than Miss Canada's national costume.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:20 am

too scared to look for the french one...
a pen ? the skin of a dead journalist ? camembert bukake ?
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Postby matsuki » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:35 am

Damn...why they gotta go that far? Simple is often the best...

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Postby Coligny » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:44 am

shit, just realised the scoreboard overhead is part of her dress/outfit...
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Postby Coligny » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:00 am

from the site. under the picture of a standard issue dumb blonde the subtext:

France: Camille Cerf
HOMETOWN: France
HEIGHT: 5’ 11”
LANGUAGE: French, English, Spanish


Because FUCK YOU GEOGRAPHY... also... Miss Sir Lanka might be transgender... for once I'm not the only disclexic...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:08 am

Coligny wrote:too scared to look for the french one...
a pen ? the skin of a dead journalist ? camembert bukake ?


Miss France? She has a beret and black corset, mais bien sûr.
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Postby matsuki » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:14 am

Wow...most of those are terrible. They look like they belong on sesame street...
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Re: Ashigaru warrior in black fishnet

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:15 am

Taro Toporific wrote:
Coligny wrote:too scared to look for the french one...
a pen ? the skin of a dead journalist ? camembert bukake ?


Miss France? She has a beret and black corset, mais bien sûr.
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That corset makes her torso look really long. Or maybe that dress is hiding the rest of the human centipede.
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Re: Ashigaru warrior in black fishnet

Postby Coligny » Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:34 am

1:10, you can see the poontang of Miss Lithuania... I SWEARZ...

Also... Miss Frankreich is not as disastrous as expected compared to the rest of the trainwreck....
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Re: Ashigaru warrior in black fishnet

Postby Coligny » Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:41 am

Proof in pikshure:

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Re: Ashigaru warrior in black fishnet

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:57 pm

Coligny wrote:Proof in pikshure:



Despite her valiant effort, sadly Miss Lithuania didn't win the national poontang prize.

Miss Indonesia, Elvira Devinamira, won the National Costume Prize with her temple-inspired dress.
(latintimes.com 2015jap25) Miss Universe 2015 National Costume Winner: Indonesia Voted As Best [PHOTOS]
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:17 pm

Mothra?
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Re: Ashigaru warrior in black fishnet

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:26 pm

Miss Colombia is 2015 Miss Universe
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Miss Colombia Paulina Vega bagged the Miss Universe crown...
...Miss USA Nia Sanchez was the first runner-up. She was followed by Miss Ukraine Diana Harkusha. Miss Netherlands Yasmin Verheijen landed on third. Fourth runner-up was Miss Jamaica Kaci Fennell.
( Miss Japan didn't make the final 15 semifinalists.)

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Re: Ashigaru warrior in black fishnet

Postby Typhoon » Tue Jan 27, 2015 1:02 am

Taro Toporific wrote: . . .

Miss Japan has a better chance of winning than Miss Canada's national costume.

. . .


Probably the most culturally accurate . . .

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Give new meaning and motivation to "He shoots, he scores!"
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