FAO Coligny

[Coligny]

and I got one ready for youze...

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[J.A.F.O]

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[Russell]

From second-hand boots to ex-Army tanks: Britain's military surplus for sale

Guide price: £39,995 - Scimitar armoured reconnaissance vehicle. Witham (Specialist Vehicles) is offering a 195hp diesel-powered version of this light tank, although its 30mm cannon has been removed and replaced with a dummy barrel, meaning it won't be much use if you want to sort out disputes over parking spaces. However, in the event of a chemical or biological attack its forced air system means you can lock it down and remain safe. Foreign buyers will have to show a full export licence.

[Coligny]

Guide price: £39,995 - Scimitar armoured reconnaissance vehicle. Witham (Specialist Vehicles) is offering a 195hp diesel-powered version of this light tank, although its 30mm cannon has been removed and replaced with a dummy barrel, meaning it won't be much use if you want to sort out disputes over parking spaces. However, in the event of a chemical or biological attack its forced air system means you can lock it down and remain safe. Foreign buyers will have to show a full export licence.

I'll take one or two for volcano eruption rescue. But only if they can climb 45° ramps. I don't think I can tow that weight behind mah Delica...

[Russell]

[matsuki]

[Samurai_Jerk]

[wagyl]

Just a heads up: I think someone has hacked into the bunker video feed

[Mike Oxlong]

[Coligny]

I have cans opener everywhere just for this purpose...

Need to stock on concrete too...

[Mike Oxlong]

The Big T is deficient in this precious resource?

[Coligny]

Never paid close attenshiun but it always seemed that cow dung was the building material of choice...

[matsuki]

Never paid close attenshiun but it always seemed that cow dung was the building material of choice...

You jest but that's still superior than the rusty corrugated steel and mildew infused concrete I still see all over Tokyo.

[Russell]

[Samurai_Jerk]

Never paid close attenshiun but it always seemed that cow dung was the building material of choice...

You jest but that's still superior than the rusty corrugated steel and mildew infused concrete I still see all over Tokyo.

Especially high-end wagyu dung.

[Russell]

[Coligny]

Enjoy the peace guys... Mah main interwab is fubar...

weird router config self shitting...

[matsuki]

http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2013/07 ... widespread

[Coligny]

http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2013/07/05/199041322/harmful-parasites-in-cat-poop-are-widespread

When Felinekind takeover comes, I'll make sure that your suffering become legendary, even in hell.

[matsuki]

This catpoop parasite and the feral cat population in the inaka here suddenly start to make sense....the Zombie Apocalypse is closer than we thought.

[Grumpy Gramps]

These oocysts are easily transmitted to humans, and researchers have explored their possible link to various mental health problems, including schizophrenia.

Wow, if this is true, soooo many things that haunt me could suddenly be explained without mentioning the word "extraterrestrians"

[Coligny]

Bugs and virus need to be symbiotiv to be successful..,

The best bets these days goes toward fungus like cordiceps... But they are so species intolerant that something aactives against germans might be harmless for Italians or equal level of bullshit... (Red head only/virgin speaking Afrikaner/fans of Beyonce...)

[matsuki]

Ensure the cat litter box is changed daily. The Toxoplasma parasite does not become infectious until 1 to 5 days after it is shed in a cat's feces.

[Coligny]

Ensure the cat litter box is changed daily. The Toxoplasma parasite does not become infectious until 1 to 5 days after it is shed in a cat's feces.

Also, like cookie dough, don't eat raw cat shit out of the litterbox, bake it first...

[Russell]

Bach for CATS

[Mike Oxlong]

[Doctor Stop]

[Coligny]

Worse

[Taro Toporific]

DYNAMITE!

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[Doctor Stop]