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Raise the Space-Battleship Musashi!

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:38 pm

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Microsoft's Paul Allen has found the Battleship Musashi, the sister ship to the Battleship Yamato, near Philippines.
Paul Allen @PaulGAllen | 1:19 AM - 3 Mar 2015
WW2 Battleship Musashi sank 1944 is FOUND > 1K M deep by MY Octopus Sibuyan sea, bow Chrysanthemum, huge anchor.
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--RIP crew of Musashi, appx 1023 lost. The pic of the valve 1st confirmation of Japanese origin (clues 2 use apprec).
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Re: Raise the Space-Battleship Musashi!

Postby yanpa » Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:57 pm

Paul Allen @PaulGAllen | 1:19 AM - 3 Mar 2015
WW2 Battleship Musashi sank 1944 is FOUND > 1K M deep by MY Octopus Sibuyan sea, bow Chrysanthemum, huge anchor.


I am not Paul Allen's octopus.
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Postby matsuki » Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:46 pm

How long before China claims it as theirs and tries to raise/retrofit/duplicate it?
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Re: Raise the Space-Battleship Musashi!

Postby Russell » Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:28 pm

What's next for Paul Allen?!?

Finding some Malaysian Airways airliner?
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Re: Raise the Space-Battleship Musashi!

Postby Coligny » Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:25 pm

Russell wrote:What's next for Paul Allen?!?

Finding some Malaysian Airways airliner?


you don't know microsoft level of incompetence... they WERE searching MH370...
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Re: Raise the Space-Battleship Musashi!

Postby gaijinpunch » Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:55 am

We gotta get started on that Wave Motion Gun, so we can send a relic of an oppressive Empire on a journey as the Ambassador of Earth.
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Re: Raise the Space-Battleship Musashi!

Postby Russell » Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:37 am

Coligny wrote:
Russell wrote:What's next for Paul Allen?!?

Finding some Malaysian Airways airliner?


you don't know microsoft level of incompetence... they WERE searching MH370...

Hmm, let's blame Putin...
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Re: Raise the Space-Battleship Musashi!

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:37 am

Coligny wrote:
Russell wrote:What's next for Paul Allen?!?

Finding some Malaysian Airways airliner?


you don't know microsoft level of incompetence... they WERE searching MH370...


They must have been using Bing.
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Re: Raise the Space-Battleship Musashi!

Postby Coligny » Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:00 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Coligny wrote:
Russell wrote:What's next for Paul Allen?!?

Finding some Malaysian Airways airliner?


you don't know microsoft level of incompetence... they WERE searching MH370...


They must have been using Bing GOOGLE.



F'kin n00b...
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Re: Raise the Space-Battleship Musashi!

Postby yanpa » Wed Mar 04, 2015 11:10 am

Coligny wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Coligny wrote:
Russell wrote:What's next for Paul Allen?!?

Finding some Malaysian Airways airliner?


you don't know microsoft level of incompetence... they WERE searching MH370...


They must have been using Bing GOOGLE WITH COLIGNY'S COOKIES.



F'kin n00b...



FTFY.

Actually if they were using Google with its predeliction for producing results which are kind of related to the original search term but not actually what you're looking for ("ooh, the user is looking for a sunken battleship! Cool, we know lots of sunken battleships, lets add those to the results as the user is probably a dumb illiterate shit who can't type unlike we Google braniacs"), they would have found the Mary Rose.
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