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Norwegian Bearpocalypse!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Norwegian Bearpocalypse!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby kurogane » Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:58 am

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... -bear.html

 A polar bear dragged a Czech tourist out of his tent as he slept on a remote Arctic island, clawing his back before being driven away by gunshots.
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Mr Moravec was among a group of six on a combined ski and snow scooter trip on the remote islands more than 500 miles north of the Norwegian mainland. The group was camping north of Longyearbyen.

The attack happened as thousands of tourists descended on Svalbard and the Faeroe Islands ahead of a rare total solar eclipse on Friday.

Mr Moravec told local media he was fine and hoped to be out of the hospital later on Thursday. No one else was injured in the attack. The bear was later shot and killed.


In further reports, Longyearbyen Tourism spokesperson Isbjorn Isbjornson commented on the story:

While our decision to kill the bear was the polar opposite of what we would have rather done, we do not feel it is an unbearable compromise given the situation. Given the increasing popularity of our islands as a tourist destination for Europeans and others from places not as wild as ours we will be looking into a system of czechs and balances to help reduce the need for such black and white solutions to an unavoidable issue, and we ask that you bear with us in our efforts.
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Re: Norwegian Bearpocalypse!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby yanpa » Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:17 am

These polar bears are no friends of the British educational elite:

Survivors recover from surgery after polar bear kills Eton school boy Horatio Chapple in Norway
Four survivors of an Arctic polar bear attack that killed Eton schoolboy Horatio Chapple are recovering after surgery, Norwegian hospital staff have said.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... orway.html

czechs and balances


Czech out this article for another bad name pun...
http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/mans- ... 7269168173
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Re: Norwegian Bearpocalypse!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby J.A.F.O » Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:55 pm

Heard that Norway had Trolls though


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Re: Norwegian Bearpocalypse!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby kurogane » Sat Mar 21, 2015 7:57 am

yanpa wrote:These polar bears are no friends of the British educational elite:

Survivors recover from surgery after polar bear kills Eton school boy Horatio Chapple in Norway
Four survivors of an Arctic polar bear attack that killed Eton schoolboy Horatio Chapple are recovering after surgery, Norwegian hospital staff have said.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... orway.html


I remember wondering at the time if that poor kid wasn't the victim of some sort of nominative Darwin Award. Not his fault, of course, but somebody born after 1855 named Horatio!!!!???? :cry2: The mind boggles at what prats his poor parents must be.

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Czech out this article for another bad name pun...
http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/mans- ... 7269168173[/quote]

Hee Heee. Let's hope he made the Light choice.


JAFO,

Trolls too!!???? That's it. My Journey of Discovery to that island idyll is cancelled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do kind of like the idea of travelling on skiis with a .306, but it's not worth another poor bear's life, or mine.
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Re: Norwegian Bearpocalypse!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Mar 21, 2015 3:02 pm

yanpa wrote:http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/mans-girlfriend-and-ex-partner-jump-into-river-to-see-who-hell-rescue/story-fnh81fz8-1227269168173


Chinese women. :rolleyes:

Anyway, that'd be an easy choice for me. I'd leave them both in the river.
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Re: Norwegian Bearpocalypse!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Coligny » Sat Mar 21, 2015 5:34 pm

Amateurs, you fish back both corpses for the best necro threesome ever...

Great, now i need tissues...
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