Mother of the Century!!

[Samurai_Jerk]

'Horny' Georgia mom busted after AA sponsor told cops she had sex with daughter's friends at naked Twister party

A Georgia mother was arrested for throwing a wild, naked Twister party for her teen daughter and her friends after her Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor ratted her out, deputies said.

The crazy night began after Rachel Lehnardt's 16-year-old daughter texted her asking if she could bring friends over "to party," according to a Columbia County Sheriff's Office report.

"Come on, let's party," the 35-year-old mother of five replied.

Lehnardt provided weed and alcohol to the partying teens at her Evans home before joining them in a game of naked Twister, the sponsor told authorities.

The former Mormon Sunday school teacher found an 18-year-old to have a private game with and the two snuck off to a bathroom to have sex, according to the sheriff's report.

The bridal shop employee was still "horny," so she brought her sex toys into the living room and used them in front of the group, according to the police report.

"The party continued" in Lehnardt's hot tub before Lenhardt passed out in her bed, the report said.

She woke up around 3:30 a.m. to find her daughter's 16-year-old boyfriend having sex with her, the sponsor said.

"Her daughter 'felt guilty' because the 16-year-old was 10-inches long and huge, and if she had been able to take it he wouldn't have needed to rape her mother," the sponsor said.

The boy is not facing charges because "there is no evidence of rape" since Lehnardt "refuses to discuss the case," Captain Steve Morris told the Daily News.

A source close to Lehnardt said the rape made her realize that her drinking, which she started doing when she separated from her husband in November, was a problem.

[Salty]

Georgia right? Happens all the time. Usually the father, but hey - equal rights, no?

[Coligny]

Packing right now, they have special quarantine rules for felines ?
Added bonus, it's the kind of place still shock full of Russian trucks ...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Packing right now, they have special quarantine rules for felines ?
Added bonus, it's the kind of place still shock full of Russian trucks ...

You gonna get real lost.

[Russell]

Packing right now, they have special quarantine rules for felines ?
Added bonus, it's the kind of place still shock full of Russian trucks ...

Coligny, it's probably a different Georgia than you think...

[kurogane]

http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/boy-2-slips-from-mother-s-grip-into-cheetah-pit-parents-pull-him-out-1.2323508

The Associated Press
Published Sunday, April 12, 2015 4:42PM EDT

CLEVELAND -- A woman was dangling her 2-year-old son over a railing at the Cleveland zoo when he fell about three metres into a cheetah exhibit, zoo officials said.

The toddler's parents jumped in and pulled him to safety Saturday afternoon. He was treated at a hospital for a few bumps and bruises, said Cleveland Fire Department spokesman Larry Gray.

The cheetahs didn't go toward the boy or his parents, said Chris Kuhar, executive director of Cleveland Metroparks Zoo.

Several eyewitnesses saw the woman holding the child over the railing, Kuhar said in a statement. "While this incident is disturbing to everyone, we are glad injuries were not any more severe," he said.

Cleveland Metroparks plans to seek child endangering charges against the mother on Monday, he said.

Some people will take this story as a sign that we really do need to start a breeding licence programme, but I prefer to look at it as a heartening reaffirmation of an old adage: cheetahs never prosper

[Samurai_Jerk]

http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/boy-2-slips-from-mother-s-grip-into-cheetah-pit-parents-pull-him-out-1.2323508

The Associated Press
Published Sunday, April 12, 2015 4:42PM EDT

CLEVELAND -- A woman was dangling her 2-year-old son over a railing at the Cleveland zoo when he fell about three metres into a cheetah exhibit, zoo officials said.

The toddler's parents jumped in and pulled him to safety Saturday afternoon. He was treated at a hospital for a few bumps and bruises, said Cleveland Fire Department spokesman Larry Gray.

The cheetahs didn't go toward the boy or his parents, said Chris Kuhar, executive director of Cleveland Metroparks Zoo.

Several eyewitnesses saw the woman holding the child over the railing, Kuhar said in a statement. "While this incident is disturbing to everyone, we are glad injuries were not any more severe," he said.

Cleveland Metroparks plans to seek child endangering charges against the mother on Monday, he said.

Some people will take this story as a sign that we really do need to start a breeding licence programme, but I prefer to look at it as a heartening reaffirmation of an old adage: cheetahs never prosper

Why you gotta bring the tone of the thread down, man? Went from this ...



to this ...

[kurogane]

Nooooooooooooo. Your story was gross, man. Gu-------ro---------

Mine was punny

[Samurai_Jerk]

Nooooooooooooo. Your story was gross, man. Gu-------ro---------

Mine was punny

I know news organizations don't usually release the names of minors involved in these types of incidents but if I was that kid with the 10-inch cock, I'd make sure everyone knew it was me.

[American Oyaji]

I see these stories and then I look at these women and think, you are hot and could get any MAN you wanted...why go after a kid?

It's about the opportunity to feel sexually powerful I think.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I see these stories and then I look at these women and think, you are hot and could get any MAN you wanted...why go after a kid?

It's about the opportunity to feel sexually powerful I think.

She fucked an 18 year old and a 16 year old with a giant hog. Nothing wrong with that. Masturbating in front of and playing naked twister with her daughter is a little creepy though.

[Coligny]

But with your sister it's still ok ...

Right ?

Guys ?

[Samurai_Jerk]

But with your sister it's still ok ...

Right ?

Guys ?

In Georgia, yes.

[Coligny]

Na Zdorovie !!!

[Samurai_Jerk]

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