Johnny Depp attacked by a 'Chupacabra' in Tokyo!

[Taro Toporific]

Did Depp mistake a liver-snatching Japanese Kappa for a goat-sucking Chupacabra?

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What was Johnny Depp's bizarre excuse for missing a press conference?
Press Association / Thursday 29 January 2015
Well it sure beats the flu. Johnny Depp told reporters in Japan that the reason he had missed a press conference the day before was because he had been attacked by a chupacabra.
...[he] kept 200 journalists waiting at the publicity event for his new film Mortdecai in Tokyo on Tuesday January 27.
Johnny showed up a day later and according to the Associated Press, told reporters: “I was attacked yesterday morning by a very rarely seen or experienced animal called ‘chupacabra’.
“I fought with it for hours. They’re very persistent, very mean. And I’m pretty sure it came into my suitcase. I threw him off the 23rd floor. So we’ll never see him again. Thank you for understanding.”
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[GargoyleTS]

Hunter S Thompson is so proud right now, smiling down from whatever chemical fume-cloud he's chosen as his personal heaven.

Seriously, Johnny, I love your movies. Please lay off the fun stuff, it's gonna kill ya way before I'm ready.

[matsuki]

Judging by how that movie has been received thus far, if I were him...I'd go into hiding too.

[IparryU]

Someone got really fucked up the night before... Threw it off a 23F balcony. I wonder how many people believe that though.

[Coligny]

there's balcony at 23F ? there's windows that open ?

[Yokohammer]

there's balcony at 23F ? there's windows that open ?

There are windows that open up in Johnny's mind.

[matsuki]

Suddenly it all makes sense...

[legion]

Well he joins Sylvia Kristel in the annals of people who missed media appointments in Japan.

[Taro Toporific]

Hi-tech Japanese Kappa trap...

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