"Bengo Chimpo" - Cuckolded boxer cuts off penis of lawyer

[legion]

So will we be seeing a surge in sales of pruning clippers?

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/599502/MP-website-Ashley-Madison

95% membership men, the rest message bots, prostitutes and paid staff.

[Russell]

Financial institutions tend to follow the letter of the law

Well, Salty didn't say anything about the spirit of the law...

[Salty]

Financial institutions tend to follow the letter of the law

Well, Salty didn't say anything about the spirit of the law...

Nice distinction. The better ones will follow the spirit too, but I have indeed seen one that only followed the letter, and no surprise here - it is no longer around, since about 2008. Want to guess?

[Samurai_Jerk]

Financial institutions tend to follow the letter of the law

Well, Salty didn't say anything about the spirit of the law...

Nice distinction. The better ones will follow the spirit too, but I have indeed seen one that only followed the letter, and no surprise here - it is no longer around, since about 2008. Want to guess?

I thought about that distinction before I posted my response but either way .....

[Salty]

Financial institutions tend to follow the letter of the law

Well, Salty didn't say anything about the spirit of the law...

Nice distinction. The better ones will follow the spirit too, but I have indeed seen one that only followed the letter, and no surprise here - it is no longer around, since about 2008. Want to guess?

I thought about that distinction before I posted my response but either way .....

I take it that you have never worked for a financial institution....

[Samurai_Jerk]

Financial institutions tend to follow the letter of the law

Well, Salty didn't say anything about the spirit of the law...

Nice distinction. The better ones will follow the spirit too, but I have indeed seen one that only followed the letter, and no surprise here - it is no longer around, since about 2008. Want to guess?

I thought about that distinction before I posted my response but either way .....

I take it that you have never worked for a financial institution....

Not as an employee but as a vendor. I know what you mean as far as dotting all their I's crossing all their T's but given the cycle of major scandals involving collusion (so I'm not talking about the "rogue trader" or anything like that) I don't buy it.

[Salty]

Financial institutions tend to follow the letter of the law

Well, Salty didn't say anything about the spirit of the law...

Nice distinction. The better ones will follow the spirit too, but I have indeed seen one that only followed the letter, and no surprise here - it is no longer around, since about 2008. Want to guess?

I thought about that distinction before I posted my response but either way .....

I take it that you have never worked for a financial institution....

Not as an employee but as a vendor. I know what you mean as far as dotting all their I's crossing all their T's but given the cycle of major scandals involving collusion (so I'm not talking about the "rogue trader" or anything like that) I don't buy it.

Which is exactly why separation of duties, and other controls are so strong, and even legally mandated. If they weren`t in place, every financial institution would have those scandals every year. That one/maybe two occur somewhere in the world, among all of the financial institutions, is testament to the effectiveness of these practices.

[Samurai_Jerk]

That one/maybe two occur somewhere in the world, among all of the financial institutions, is testament to the effectiveness of these practices.

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[Salty]

That one/maybe two occur somewhere in the world, among all of the financial institutions, is testament to the effectiveness of these practices.

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Nice - but no need for you to be serious.... , right?

[TennoChinko]

Tadashi Wada's former employer, Morrison & Foerster aka MOFO has sent out messages to former employees of the firm ordering them not to speak with the press about their former colleague and his missing penis predickament.

Wada's former online profiles at MOFO:

https://archive.is/PwlvK
https://archive.is/gWgR8

[Russell]

Tadashi Wada's former employer, Morrison & Foerster aka MOFO has sent out messages to former employees of the firm ordering them not to speak with the press about their former colleague and his missing penis predickament.

Wada's former online profiles at MOFO:

https://archive.is/PwlvK
https://archive.is/gWgR8

What are they afraid of?

And how can they enforce their orders on former employees? Do they have some sort of non-compete clause in their employment contracts, in which they are legally required not to talk about cut-off penises of future colleagues?!?

[matsuki]

And how can they enforce their orders on former employees? Do they have some sort of non-compete clause in their employment contracts, in which they are legally required not to talk about cut-off penises of future colleagues?!?

Probably just more "suggestions" disguised as orders

[Samurai_Jerk]

They might be threatening them with PIPL which most people seem to live in fear of violating. Even if they don't have much of a case being sued by a major international law firm with deep pockets wouldn't be much fun.

[TennoChinko]

They might be threatening them with PIPL which most people seem to live in fear of violating. Even if they don't have much of a case being sued by a major international law firm with deep pockets wouldn't be much fun.

I think that's the most likely reason ...

but I'd feel this way about it:

[Salty]

Fisting, or arming, or maybe just dildo-ing it… there is hope for this emasculated lawyer. He can have his manhood repaired until the next time he sets off a jealous husband and one again goes under the pruning shears.

Man with 'bionic penis' reveals he had an erection for TWO weeks after surgery - but says his new manhood has 'changed his life'

The contraption - complete with 'on' and 'off' buttons in his testicles to pump it up or deflate it - was made from the flesh of his arm and fitted by surgeons at University College London.

[Russell]

Fisting, or arming, or maybe just dildo-ing it… there is hope for this emasculated lawyer. He can have his manhood repaired until the next time he sets off a jealous husband and one again goes under the pruning shears.

Man with 'bionic penis' reveals he had an erection for TWO weeks after surgery - but says his new manhood has 'changed his life'

The contraption - complete with 'on' and 'off' buttons in his testicles to pump it up or deflate it - was made from the flesh of his arm and fitted by surgeons at University College London.

In my young years I was always a fan of this "six million dollar man" TV series.

Methinks they should make a series with this man too...

[Coligny]

Pretty sure it's been done several times already in the 90' , wonderful era of the pr0n parodies and pornochic ...

[matsuki]

Well, if condom sizes and sales of viagra in Japan are any indication...it's not like it can get any worse than what he had before...

[wagyl]

Pretty sure it's been done several times already in the 90' , wonderful era of the pr0n parodies and pornochic ...

Indeed, it was quite the thing to be a "self made man" with a pump back before blue lozenges provided the same thing chemically.

[Salty]

Well, the trial has started. On a TV news clip yesterday, they sign-boarded the defense lawyer objecting to the prosecution intention of reading out in court the emails between the wife and the short-dick lawyer. The judge agreed for now, and will address it again in the next session sometime in November. Rumor has it that they are sexually explicit.

I was sort of hoping that they would post those emails here on FG for our amusement.

[matsuki]

Well, the trial has started. On a TV news clip yesterday, they sign-boarded the defense lawyer objecting to the prosecution intention of reading out in court the emails between the wife and the short-dick lawyer. The judge agreed for now, and will address it again in the next session sometime in November. Rumor has it that they are sexually explicit.

I was sort of hoping that they would post those emails here on FG for our amusement.

I hope they come flowing out. I'm guessing this is how hubby found out about the affair?

[Salty]

Well, the trial has started. On a TV news clip yesterday, they sign-boarded the defense lawyer objecting to the prosecution intention of reading out in court the emails between the wife and the short-dick lawyer. The judge agreed for now, and will address it again in the next session sometime in November. Rumor has it that they are sexually explicit.

I was sort of hoping that they would post those emails here on FG for our amusement.

I hope they come flowing out. I'm guessing this is how hubby found out about the affair?

Yes - I believe he saw some of her emails. But I am not certain it was an affair - but possibly sexual harassment by the lawyer.

[TennoChinko]

Prosecution seeks 6-year sentence for ex-student in genital-severing case
By Tokyo Reporter Staff on June 4, 2016
The prosecution described Ikki Kotsugai's attack of a lawyer with garden shears as 'bizarre and cruel'
http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2016/06/04/prosecution-seeks-6-year-sentence-for-ex-student-in-genital-severing-case/

[Samurai_Jerk]

If he had only disposed of the whole body and not just the dangly bits, he'd be looking at a lot less time.

[Russell]

If he had only disposed of the whole body and not just the dangly bits, he'd be looking at a lot less time.

Well, it's one year per cm...

[Samurai_Jerk]

If he had only disposed of the whole body and not just the dangly bits, he'd be looking at a lot less time.

Well, it's one year per cm...

Flaccid or erect?

[Russell]

If he had only disposed of the whole body and not just the dangly bits, he'd be looking at a lot less time.

Well, it's one year per cm...

Flaccid or erect?

You need to ask?!?

[matsuki]

If he had only disposed of the whole body and not just the dangly bits, he'd be looking at a lot less time.

Exactly...

"I thought he was dead"

[Russell]

Man given 4 1/2-year prison term for cutting off lawyer's penis

The judge took out his measuring tape and decided on a shorter sentence...

[matsuki]

How do you say "worth it!" in Yak slang?