FAO Coligny

[Coligny]

We can't let humans know that we can talk...

[Takechanpoo]

[Russell]

F-16s Scrambled because Plane Passenger Misses Cat

Two F-16s out of Buckley Air Force Base were scrambled to shadow an airliner to Denver International Airport on Friday night in response to a passenger disturbance that caused the flight to be diverted to Denver.

The Condor flight was en route from Las Vegas to Frankfurt International Airport in Germany when a passenger on board was reportedly getting unruly. The flight was over Wyoming about 6 p.m. when it was diverted to DIA.

The plane landed at 6:40 p.m. and a passenger was escorted off the plane by Denver Police, TSA and FBI.

Law enforcement sources told CBS4 that a female European model was on board the flight when she requested her pet that was being kept with the other animals. She claimed it was her “comfort cat” and wanted the animal brought to her.

She apparently became unruly with the flight crew and the pilot declared an emergency and landed at DIA.

The woman was being questioned by authorities.

All the passengers had to exit the plane at DIA and received accommodations for the night. The plane is scheduled to take off from DIA on Saturday evening.

The FBI said, “The disturbance aboard the flight was deemed a customer service issue and not a life-threatening matter and the airline handled the matter according to their policy for customer service related matters. No arrest was made.”

It is unclear whether the passenger who caused the disturbance will be allowed to continue to Frankfurt.

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They should lock her up in Guantanamo.

[Wage Slave]

Why so coy about her name? If that was a Brit tabloid it would be -

Comfort Cat NAME OF MODEL Causes TERROR at 30,000 feet.

[Russell]

Why so coy about her name? If that was a Brit tabloid it would be -

Comfort Cat NAME OF MODEL Causes TERROR at 30,000 feet.

I was thinking the same.

I guess we only have to wait for the Daily Male to report on the story...

[yanpa]

Here you go: two FIGHTER PLANES (but no useful detail).

[Coligny]

Why so coy about her name? If that was a Brit tabloid it would be -

Comfort Cat NAME OF MODEL Causes TERROR at 30,000 feet.

English tabloid:

TERROR IN THE SKY as fighter jets are SCRAMBLED to take down airliner because of unruly cat owner.

Web tabloid:

This top model just wanted to pet her cat YOU WONT BELIEVE what happens next.

French tabloid:

Top model mental breakdown on plane, we found her sex tape ! Also: cat.

USNI website:

Budget cut and program cancellation leave vulnerable US airspace only guarded by to aging F16 block 50 to take down airliner hijacked by terrorist feline organisation.

Humanity is done...

[matsuki]

Passenger Dashenka Giraldo tweeted, “The lady claimed she was in the mafia and wanted to take our plane down.”

Give it some time, her name will come out...

[wagyl]

New hobby for you

I like the comment from the site I saw it on:

Black socks and shorts, check.
Looks built in a shed, check.
Assistant screaming like a girl to be careful, check.
Public walking past pretending they haven't noticed the man in a homemade flying machine, check.

The little union jack stickers are not needed to prove Britishness.

[J.A.F.O]

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[Coligny]

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We got those wurnang signs...

Goddamn airsoft rifles.,.

[Coligny]

Flicker's cutaway pool:

https://www.flickr.com/groups/1109790@N23/pool/page1

With a hard on for fallout shelters and stuff of the future that never came...

[Coligny]

Frenchest picture of the day...

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A Renault 8 Gordini in a wineyard.

[wagyl]

A hobby for rainy days

[Wage Slave]

By the By. I sort of stumbled on Lille as a convenient place to stop overnight on the way to Germany. Liked it so much I went back almost every summer for the next 5 years or so for a quick visit. Very underrated place within a day's drive from London even using the ferry. Also within easy reach of Paris, Brussels and more for days out.

[Grumpy Gramps]

A Renault 8 Gordini ...

Loved their distinct engine sound.

[Coligny]

Amede knew his stuff...

[Coligny]

!!! WURNANG !!!

Do not under any circumstances try this:

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Short version: it taste like mysery marinated in orphans tears

[Russell]

Link

[Doctor Stop]

A French SWAT Team Were Mid Raid And This Happened…

[Coligny]

A French SWAT Team Were Mid Raid And This Happened…

Dood, FG is not your personnal homoerotic web site...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Rainbow Warrior bomber apologises

The French intelligence agent who led the deadly attack on the Greenpeace flagship Rainbow Warrior in New Zealand 30 years ago has for the first time apologised for his actions.

[matsuki]

The mines planted by Mr Kister, a naval frogman, sank the vessel in Auckland harbour, killing Mr Pereira.

[Coligny]

FUCK Y'ALL...

Seriously after the bay of pigs one could expect you to shut the fuck up on other secondary misshaps...

Mission was: sink the boat
Result: boat was sunk good
Collateral: moron running back inside sinking ship to save his porn collection.

[matsuki]

Rainbow warrior..bomber...le puke

[Wage Slave]

Mission was: sink the boat without being detected
Result: boat was sunk good but with French fingerprints all over it, 5 out of six agents arrested and two convicted of manslaughter

France initially denied responsibility, but two French agents were captured and charged with arson, conspiracy to commit arson, willful damage, and murder. As the truth came out, the scandal resulted in the resignation of the French Defence Minister Charles Hernu.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior

Lest we forget:

[Coligny]

Let me say this again...

FUCK Y'ALL

[Coligny]

DGSE, fucking shit up, that's our job.

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and we kinda sucks at it...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Soviet Killer Supreme

When a college-educated kindergarten teacher walked into a Soviet Union military center during the fire and rage of World War II, it did not seem as strange then as it may sound now. It was late 1941, a year that ended with the death of her first brother during the siege of Leningrad. She was initially turned away by the local military commissariat who knew how hot it was at the front, but after losing two more siblings, in 1942 Roza Shanina finally succeeded in joining the 2,484 Soviet women serving their motherland as snipers.

“The key thing about the Soviet snipers was their impact on Soviet morale,” said David H. Lippman, author of World War II Plus 75: The Road to War. “They provided the ‘workers’ state’ with ‘workers’ heroes.’” But after Shanina made it through the Central Female Sniper Academy, military deployment plans nearly kept her away from the raging battle entirely — despite a widely held Soviet military belief that women soldiers made good snipers because of their greater physical flexibility and, true or not, their cunning, patience and ability to endure combat hardships better than their male counterparts.

Not one to be deferred or diverted after her initial attempts, Shanina began what would be a very short but significant march to greatness. It may feel strange to measure greatness by numbers of other humans killed, but the Soviets faced a fairly existential dilemma: Win or perish. It was April 1944, near Vitebsk, where Shanina killed her first Nazi soldier. Within a month, she had taken out about 17 more.

Under heavy artillery fire, her commanders decided to withdraw, but Shanina ignored orders and continued to support advancing infantry columns — and not just as a sniper. She captured German soldiers and was wounded herself. Her exploits earned her military commendations and wide renown among her countrymen, as well as in the West. She returned to battle soon thereafter, fighting in a battalion that lost 72 out of its 78 soldiers. A battle she survived.

Though not for long. Shanina was finally felled in January 1945, her chest torn open by an exploded artillery fragment. But before her death at the age of 20, she had managed 54 — some sources say 59 — confirmed kills in less than a year’s time.

[Coligny]

Need a Cyka FAO...